The Guardian
@custardcollecter.bsky.social
I collect da custards
parody, not associated with zeoworks or anyone else
nsfw dni
parody, not associated with zeoworks or anyone else
nsfw dni
Pinned
sounds like a cult
Dusk Edward, President of the Cornerstone of the New World and a vivid campaigner for change.
January 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
sounds like a cult
hey sorry for not being as active, I got a new pc
January 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
hey sorry for not being as active, I got a new pc
who in the fresh hell are you
January 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
who in the fresh hell are you
yes hi I exist still
January 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
yes hi I exist still
why the long face?
December 17, 2024 at 11:06 PM
why the long face?
oh just the usual nightmare inducing hallucinations, you?
they're making me wear this badge and listen to people's problems. i hate it here.
anyways what's up with you guys
anyways what's up with you guys
November 13, 2024 at 1:24 AM
oh just the usual nightmare inducing hallucinations, you?
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November 6, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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November 4, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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hello guy guyson, i’m guardian guarderson
November 4, 2024 at 4:20 PM
hello guy guyson, i’m guardian guarderson
holy shit it’s the aubergine man
October 24, 2024 at 10:47 PM
holy shit it’s the aubergine man
anyone else ever just have sudden moments of just pure bloodfueled rage?
just me?
damn ok
just me?
damn ok
October 24, 2024 at 7:23 PM
anyone else ever just have sudden moments of just pure bloodfueled rage?
just me?
damn ok
just me?
damn ok
good luck
... that just might work. i'll need to contact billy mays' ghost
October 23, 2024 at 4:15 PM
good luck
try replacing the curtains with white ones the bleach them
ive tried everything guardian slendytubbies
even replacing the curtains. blood just spawned in the new ones
even replacing the curtains. blood just spawned in the new ones
October 23, 2024 at 2:11 PM
try replacing the curtains with white ones the bleach them
I second this!
EATING ROCKS IS COMPLETELY LEGAL YOU SHOULD DO IT
October 23, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I second this!
try me, i’m not afraid.
*oh shit that’s a chainsaw-*
*oh shit that’s a chainsaw-*
October 23, 2024 at 1:38 PM
try me, i’m not afraid.
*oh shit that’s a chainsaw-*
*oh shit that’s a chainsaw-*
did you try using baking soda?
October 22, 2024 at 9:12 PM
did you try using baking soda?
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FUN FACT: For the release of slendytubbies 3 Zeoworks partnered with Freddy Fazbear's Pizza to turn some freddy's locations Slendytubbies themed!
They had to cancel the partnership after it was called "shit" by slendytubbies fans and when a child got a little to close to tinky winky.
They had to cancel the partnership after it was called "shit" by slendytubbies fans and when a child got a little to close to tinky winky.
October 20, 2024 at 10:33 PM
FUN FACT: For the release of slendytubbies 3 Zeoworks partnered with Freddy Fazbear's Pizza to turn some freddy's locations Slendytubbies themed!
They had to cancel the partnership after it was called "shit" by slendytubbies fans and when a child got a little to close to tinky winky.
They had to cancel the partnership after it was called "shit" by slendytubbies fans and when a child got a little to close to tinky winky.
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*wtf is dis shit……….*
October 19, 2024 at 4:23 PM
*wtf is dis shit……….*
the few i’ve encountered don’t really appear as flying objects with wings-
though they still hold immense power-
a few even use dark magic and are linked to death itself
though they still hold immense power-
a few even use dark magic and are linked to death itself
October 19, 2024 at 8:40 PM
the few i’ve encountered don’t really appear as flying objects with wings-
though they still hold immense power-
a few even use dark magic and are linked to death itself
though they still hold immense power-
a few even use dark magic and are linked to death itself
i’m starting to get the feeling that we both have different definitions for what a god is
October 19, 2024 at 8:29 PM
i’m starting to get the feeling that we both have different definitions for what a god is
damn, thats- a bigger feat than mine which was uh- sorta surviving the early stages of an apocalypse- well back where i’m from anyways-
and uh- taking down a large robot while only using an ordinary chainsaw-
and uh- taking down a large robot while only using an ordinary chainsaw-
October 19, 2024 at 8:22 PM
damn, thats- a bigger feat than mine which was uh- sorta surviving the early stages of an apocalypse- well back where i’m from anyways-
and uh- taking down a large robot while only using an ordinary chainsaw-
and uh- taking down a large robot while only using an ordinary chainsaw-