d@ne
@daneishmuffins.bsky.social
Jewel brand tortilla chips stan account
I find it hard to believe that Harry, Ron, and Hermione never even once considered a threesome
August 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I find it hard to believe that Harry, Ron, and Hermione never even once considered a threesome
your high school english teacher was the original mother
August 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
your high school english teacher was the original mother
More gay people should watch daytime soap operas
August 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
More gay people should watch daytime soap operas
say what you will about me but I do genuinely want to hear about your vacation
August 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
say what you will about me but I do genuinely want to hear about your vacation
I’ve disliked every single Chicago mayor of my lifetime
August 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I’ve disliked every single Chicago mayor of my lifetime
I'm sorry but a planet named Uranus is fucking funny!
July 27, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I'm sorry but a planet named Uranus is fucking funny!
the Karma Jojo Siwa music video is good actually
July 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
the Karma Jojo Siwa music video is good actually
daytime emmys countdown begins
July 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
daytime emmys countdown begins
the hats that British police officers wear are silly
July 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
the hats that British police officers wear are silly
Reposted by d@ne
If you watch the clip she cannot clearly articulate a single "kitchen table issue" we should be talking about instead.
Nancy Pelosi characterizes the Epstein scandal and seeming coverup as "a distraction" from kitchen table issues
July 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If you watch the clip she cannot clearly articulate a single "kitchen table issue" we should be talking about instead.
turning this into an Anne Hathaway stan account
July 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
turning this into an Anne Hathaway stan account
nothing humbles me more than having to say my stupid little anxious thought out loud to my therapist
July 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
nothing humbles me more than having to say my stupid little anxious thought out loud to my therapist
Reposted by d@ne
They're calling it the least scanned QR code of all time
July 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
They're calling it the least scanned QR code of all time
Mount Rushmore is kind of stupid and we should just accept that
July 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Mount Rushmore is kind of stupid and we should just accept that
Well, I guess the driveway WILL be the end of the road
July 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Well, I guess the driveway WILL be the end of the road
Reposted by d@ne
Hey? You can have a fully functioning and improving Federal weather forecasting system to alert you of life threatening storms OR you can have armed goons attacking people looking for day labor work at Home Depot parking lots. You can’t have both. Priorities people!
July 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Hey? You can have a fully functioning and improving Federal weather forecasting system to alert you of life threatening storms OR you can have armed goons attacking people looking for day labor work at Home Depot parking lots. You can’t have both. Priorities people!
Reposted by d@ne
People stranded on a desert island will waste time making SOS signs out of clam shells instead of starting a successful business
July 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
People stranded on a desert island will waste time making SOS signs out of clam shells instead of starting a successful business
More Texans voted for Harris than New Yorkers or Illinoisans. Let’s remember that when people start dunking on them for the preventable deaths of children
July 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
More Texans voted for Harris than New Yorkers or Illinoisans. Let’s remember that when people start dunking on them for the preventable deaths of children
Top 5 hottest presidents
July 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Top 5 hottest presidents
Reposted by d@ne
Hot take: Young men “playing video games all day” deserve access to health insurance too. In a humane society everyone should have access to health care regardless of who they are or what they do. We should be expanding health insurance coverage, not kicking people off it.
July 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Hot take: Young men “playing video games all day” deserve access to health insurance too. In a humane society everyone should have access to health care regardless of who they are or what they do. We should be expanding health insurance coverage, not kicking people off it.
one of the thing we're seeming to miss in these medicaid cuts: why MUST someone actively have a job to deserve cancer treatment?
June 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
one of the thing we're seeming to miss in these medicaid cuts: why MUST someone actively have a job to deserve cancer treatment?
Reposted by d@ne
With this budget, ICE alone would have nearly as large a detention operation as all 50 states' prison systems combined. Bigger budget than the Marine Corps. Police-state levels of spending
If the GOP reconciliation bill passes, ICE gets through FY2029:
- $45 billion for detention, on top of the current annual budget of $3.4 billion
- $14.4 billion for transportation and removal, on top of the current annual budget of $750 million
- $8 billion for hiring/retention
- Billions more.
- $45 billion for detention, on top of the current annual budget of $3.4 billion
- $14.4 billion for transportation and removal, on top of the current annual budget of $750 million
- $8 billion for hiring/retention
- Billions more.
‼️‼️
June 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
With this budget, ICE alone would have nearly as large a detention operation as all 50 states' prison systems combined. Bigger budget than the Marine Corps. Police-state levels of spending
Shakespeare is actually great, just admit it
June 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Shakespeare is actually great, just admit it
Reposted by d@ne
downloading this before a flight is solidarity
June 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
downloading this before a flight is solidarity
It won’t make me listen to him but I’m brave enough to admit that I think Benson Boone looks good in that one music video
June 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It won’t make me listen to him but I’m brave enough to admit that I think Benson Boone looks good in that one music video