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Master of the Seafood Platter; Scourge of the Lower Wastes
'Devastating for the Republican Party': Trump attacks Dem for move to block Canada tariffs www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...

Trump's tenure is proving to be like what you'd expect if you let a dog drive a speedboat.
'Devastating for the Republican Party': Trump attacks Dem for move to block Canada tariffs
President Donald Trump lashed out at Sen. Tim Kaine (D-VA) for trying to derail tariffs on Canadian goods, a move that the commander-in-chief said would be "devastating for the Republican Party."In a ...
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April 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Yeah, remodeling a house can be frustrating -- especially when you've got a corrupt and incompetent contractor doing the work.
GOP Senator Says ‘There’s Absolutely Gonna Be Short-Term Pain’ – But Supports Trump’s Tariffs Anyway
Sen. Tim Sheehy said he supports President Donald Trump's tariffs even though they will lead to "short-term pain."
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April 1, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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That would include Trump's daughter, son-in-law, and Donny's grandkids. If Peters doesn't want DOJ going after him, he'd better stop threatening American Jews.
MAGA Pundit Who Hosted Kash Patel, Other Top Republicans on Show Calls For ‘A Final Solution’ to Deport All Jews
Right-wing pundit Stew Peters is no stranger to offensive commentary, but on a recent episode of his eponymous podcast, he openly called for the deportation of all Jews from the United States -- even ...
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March 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Do we miss "sleepy" Joe Biden yet? I think the majority of Americans now look back fondly at his term in office.

No tariff threats to allies;
No threats to invade economic partners for the purpose of enlarging the US;
No dumb appointees leaking national secrets.
GOP Rep Booed At Fiery Town Hall for Defending Hegseth, Musk: ‘If You Just Came Here To Scream Then We’re Not Going to Have a Conversation’
Victoria Spartz was the latest lawmaker to find herself facing a fiery town hall crowd as she refused to call for Pete Hegseth's resignation.
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March 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
'What's wrong?' Analyst warns DeSantis aims to use children to replace migrant workers www.rawstory.com/gop-child-la...

Yeah, I can just picture 14 year olds picking crops with one hand while playing video games on phones with the other.
'What's wrong?' Analyst warns DeSantis aims to use children to replace migrant workers
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis was eager to help President Donald Trump with his immigrant purge, passing laws at the state level to clear the workforce of unauthorized noncitizen labor — and its resulted ...
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March 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Hegseth: "Hillary's emails were a breach of national security!"

Also Hegseth: "Hold my beer - and get me a shot while you're at it."
March 25, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Was Musk on the Signal conference? That would be the icing on this shitcake.
March 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
'Disaster': Hegseth's rant attacking reporter who got his war plan lights up social media www.rawstory.com/pete-hegseth...

Let me predict what Susan Collins on the Senate intel committee will say:

"Troubling."
"Concerning."
"I've spoken with Pete, and I'm sure he's learned a lesson from this."
'Disaster': Hegseth's rant attacking reporter who got his war plan lights up social media
Pentagon chief Pete Hegseth found himself under fire on social media as he lashed out at a journalist who appeared to be inadvertently included in a private group chat on the app Signal — and was priv...
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March 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Trump declares Biden pardons of Jan. 6 Committee 'void' — and warns of prosecutions www.rawstory.com/trump-biden-...

Of course his Jan 6th pardons were done by autopen, because every accusation he makes is an admission. Does anyone think he took the time to sign every one of 1500 pardons?
Trump declares Biden pardons of Jan. 6 Committee 'void' — and warns of prosecutions
President Donald Trump declared void the presidential pardons given to the House Select Committee that investigated the January 6th Capitol riots by President Joe Biden.Writing on his Truth Social pag...
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March 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
'Nobody wants to give bad news': Analyst claims Trump being kept in 'bubble' by handlers www.rawstory.com/nobody-wants...

Truth Social has lost 1/3 of it's value in the last week.
March 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
How gay are you? Do you masturbate to this picture?
March 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
FBI Director Patel asked for private security team and personal direct line to Trump: WSJ www.rawstory.com/patel-trump-...

When you're nothing but a rubberstamp for a dictator...

Anyone surprised he doesn't trust agents who swore an oath to defend the Constitution from domestic threats?
FBI Director Patel asked for private security team and personal direct line to Trump: WSJ
Donald Trump's new FBI director is breaking down the wall that is supposed to exist between his department and the Oval Office with a series of requests that would have been unthinkable during previou...
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March 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Isn't it exhausting when you have a president who awakes in the morning and thinks "what can I fuck up and trash today?"
March 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Reposted
Rick Scott Reveals Republicans Are Absolutely Cutting Medicare newrepublic.com/post/192447/...
Rick Scott Reveals Republicans Are Absolutely Cutting Medicare
Republicans are starting to admit that cuts are on the horizon.
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March 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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"Today we'll have a 50% chance of scattered light tariffs, with a 20% chance of tariffs this evening, along with a strong trough of Wall Street FAFO, through the night. Check with your local stockbroker, for business closures, and stock dives later on in the week."
'Freaked out' Trump backed off tariff plan after seeing markets tank: MSNBC analyst
President Donald Trump is less concerned about how the American people are faring from his back-and-forth on tariffs than he is on how the stock market is reacting, according to an MSNBC political ana...
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March 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Don't worry, all those laid off middle aged office workers will jump at the chance to work on farms, for less than minimum wage.
CNBC Blames Trump and DOGE for Bombshell Job Loss Data: ‘Played the Biggest Part’
CNBC reporter Steve Liesman blamed President Donald Trump and DOGE czar Elon Musk for contributing to bombshell job losses in February.
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March 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
'Discussions are already happening' as U.S. allies ponder intel black-out due to Trump www.rawstory.com/trump-putin-...

That includes Israel, and Saudi Arabia. Will Trump retaliate against Israel, for an intel blackout?
'Discussions are already happening' as U.S. allies ponder intel black-out due to Trump
Despite public denials, there is growing concern among U.S. allies about how much secretive intelligence can be shared with Donald Trump's administration as the president increases his embrace of Vlad...
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March 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
'Wow, just wow': CNN host stunned by Trump's Oval Office blow-up with Zelenskyy www.rawstory.com/trump-and-ze...

Trump is such a mealy mouthed punk.
'Wow, just wow': CNN host stunned by Trump's Oval Office blow-up with Zelenskyy
CNN's Dana Bash was flabbergasted after watching President Donald Trump berate Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy in the Oval Office Friday. "Wow. Just, wow. That was...that was something," Bas...
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February 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Trump announces 'major economic development transactions' with Russia in 'huge reversal' www.rawstory.com/trump-russia...

MAGAs did you vote for America to make Russia great again, and at what cost?
Trump announces 'major economic development transactions' with Russia in 'huge reversal'
Donald Trump announced a cryptic preview of "major" economic transactions between the U.S. and Russia as he put more public pressure on Ukraine to accept the terms of his peace deal — and he again ne...
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February 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
'Big, big yikes': CNN analyst stunned as 'worst number I've seen for Trump' revealed www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...

Trump's honeymoon is now at the "looking for a good divorce lawyer" stage.
'Big, big yikes': CNN analyst stunned as 'worst number I've seen for Trump' revealed
CNN's Harry Enten highlight some ominous polling data for Donald Trump just over a month into his second term.Americans have soured on the state of the economy and they don't see any sign that things ...
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February 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Kennedy Center reeling from 'stunning' ticket sales collapse after Trump takeover: report www.rawstory.com/trump-kenned...

MAGAs can't afford to attend the venue. Soon it'll be nothing but the Jan.6th choir, singing off key to an empty room.
Kennedy Center reeling from 'stunning' ticket sales collapse after Trump takeover: report
A decision by Donald Trump to fire everyone and wrest control of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts on the banks of the Potomac has led to an alarming downward spiral in ticket sales a...
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February 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
'Messy and inaccurate': DOGE success stories dismantled in brutal review www.rawstory.com/doge-errors/

Their claims of savings are as flimsy and unsupported as one would expect them to be when dealing with someone who's only in it to cut his own taxes.
'Messy and inaccurate': DOGE success stories dismantled in brutal review
The daily drumbeat of success stories from Elon Musk's controversial Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) are not holding up to the light of day, with Politico reporting it has found a wealth of...
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February 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Here's a suggestion for Americans traveling abroad.

Learn to fake an accent. A Canadian, British, Scottish, Irish, or Scandinavian tone.

"Hoot Mon! Aren't Those Americans absolute Shite?"

"We really kicked those Americans' asses in hockey, eh?"
February 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM