He's Dan, wrapped in plastic
@danthehorrorman.bsky.social
Just a queer, nerdy, horror loving catdad doing my best. 🏳️🌈
My profile on Letterboxd https://boxd.it/a3L3t
50 movies to get know me: https://boxd.it/OAmKI
Trans rights are human rights🏳️⚧️
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
He/him
My profile on Letterboxd https://boxd.it/a3L3t
50 movies to get know me: https://boxd.it/OAmKI
Trans rights are human rights🏳️⚧️
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
He/him
Got some sweet new kicks (is that what the kids say?) from @andydoubleyoo.bsky.social as an early Xmas present! I guess you could say that I LOVE them.
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Got some sweet new kicks (is that what the kids say?) from @andydoubleyoo.bsky.social as an early Xmas present! I guess you could say that I LOVE them.
JADE just delivered the oral sex song of the year. I don't actually know how much competition it has, but it's definitely the winner.
youtu.be/TVM6S6863Rw?...
youtu.be/TVM6S6863Rw?...
JADE - Church (Official Video)
YouTube video by JADEVEVO
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
JADE just delivered the oral sex song of the year. I don't actually know how much competition it has, but it's definitely the winner.
youtu.be/TVM6S6863Rw?...
youtu.be/TVM6S6863Rw?...
Just got an update that for the rest of my workday I'll just be doing some observing. The best possible way for this week to end since I am sick with something that I can't even define and all I've wanted to do the last three days of work is bury myself under blankets
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Just got an update that for the rest of my workday I'll just be doing some observing. The best possible way for this week to end since I am sick with something that I can't even define and all I've wanted to do the last three days of work is bury myself under blankets
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People need to boycott this show and not just half ass. Shame everyone who plans on watching it. This isn't about Eurovision, it's about Israel getting away with committing genocide because THERE ARE NEVER ANY CONSEQUENCES. They should be untouchable by now. Everybody needs to walk the fucking walk.
Eurovision has allowed Israel to compete in 2026.
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
People need to boycott this show and not just half ass. Shame everyone who plans on watching it. This isn't about Eurovision, it's about Israel getting away with committing genocide because THERE ARE NEVER ANY CONSEQUENCES. They should be untouchable by now. Everybody needs to walk the fucking walk.
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Russia was removed from Eurovision in 2022 over its invasion of Ukraine, but Israel is still allowed to compete despite being an apartheid state committing a genocide in Gaza.
Good on Spain, Ireland, and the Netherlands. I’m sure they won’t be the last to announce a boycott.
Good on Spain, Ireland, and the Netherlands. I’m sure they won’t be the last to announce a boycott.
Spain, Ireland and Netherlands to boycott Eurovision after Israel retains place
Major European nations pull out of song contest after calling for country’s exclusion over conduct of war in Gaza
www.ft.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Russia was removed from Eurovision in 2022 over its invasion of Ukraine, but Israel is still allowed to compete despite being an apartheid state committing a genocide in Gaza.
Good on Spain, Ireland, and the Netherlands. I’m sure they won’t be the last to announce a boycott.
Good on Spain, Ireland, and the Netherlands. I’m sure they won’t be the last to announce a boycott.
Four Christmas movies to know me by…
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Four Christmas movies to know me by…
There is just no world, not a single one, in which I would want to see Marty Supreme. Like, I would probably rather die.
December 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
There is just no world, not a single one, in which I would want to see Marty Supreme. Like, I would probably rather die.
Just finished If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, and oh yeah Rose Byrne is gonna win a lot of awards this season.
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Just finished If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, and oh yeah Rose Byrne is gonna win a lot of awards this season.
You won't be able to talk to me about anything else in 2026. Sorry.
The trailer for David Lowery’s Mother Mary, starring Anne Hathaway and Michaela Coel, is here 👀
In theaters Spring 2026 via A24. Add to your watchlist at the link in bio.
In theaters Spring 2026 via A24. Add to your watchlist at the link in bio.
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
You won't be able to talk to me about anything else in 2026. Sorry.
A bit of a cheat since I took this yesterday but happy #tummytuesday and #tittietuesday
December 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
A bit of a cheat since I took this yesterday but happy #tummytuesday and #tittietuesday
I feel one million years old reading this list.
December 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I feel one million years old reading this list.
It actually really bums me out that time and money necessitate that I send my friends gifts directly to them from the vendor when what I really want is to ship them all to me so I can wrap tf out of them and then mail them to friends. But that gets pricey fast!
Oh hell yeah, it's the best time of the year for us real sickos: the people who unabashedly and unironically LOVE wrapping gifts
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It actually really bums me out that time and money necessitate that I send my friends gifts directly to them from the vendor when what I really want is to ship them all to me so I can wrap tf out of them and then mail them to friends. But that gets pricey fast!
Oh hell yeah, it's the best time of the year for us real sickos: the people who unabashedly and unironically LOVE wrapping gifts
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Oh hell yeah, it's the best time of the year for us real sickos: the people who unabashedly and unironically LOVE wrapping gifts
Something I learned about myself yesterday: I like sweet potato pie more than pumpkin pie. I can't believe I went my whole life without trying sweet potato pie. All those wasted years.
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Something I learned about myself yesterday: I like sweet potato pie more than pumpkin pie. I can't believe I went my whole life without trying sweet potato pie. All those wasted years.
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Yeah yeah yeah, we all want Happy Endings back but have you considered that maybe we should bring Don't Trust the B**** in Apartment 23 back??
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Yeah yeah yeah, we all want Happy Endings back but have you considered that maybe we should bring Don't Trust the B**** in Apartment 23 back??
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Reza Aslan said my book is "[a]t once alarming and hopeful, this is a book that every American must read, regardless of religious affiliation," and my sales numbers indicate that every American has not in fact read the book yet www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/747796...
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Reza Aslan said my book is "[a]t once alarming and hopeful, this is a book that every American must read, regardless of religious affiliation," and my sales numbers indicate that every American has not in fact read the book yet www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/747796...
Nothing motivates me more to not skip the gym like posting a photo of myself and it not getting the attention i'd hope.
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Nothing motivates me more to not skip the gym like posting a photo of myself and it not getting the attention i'd hope.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My first harness arrives today. Just sayin.
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My first harness arrives today. Just sayin.
Love when these prompts are easy. I don't eat pork so see ya later ham!
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Love when these prompts are easy. I don't eat pork so see ya later ham!
Your opinion about Star Wars is boring. It doesn't matter who "your" refers to here because I would rather drink cyanide than listen to one more person tell me which Star War they think is good or bad and why
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Your opinion about Star Wars is boring. It doesn't matter who "your" refers to here because I would rather drink cyanide than listen to one more person tell me which Star War they think is good or bad and why
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
Its only a 3 day work week but it's a big three day work week for me. Wish me luck those of you who have yet to mute me!
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Its only a 3 day work week but it's a big three day work week for me. Wish me luck those of you who have yet to mute me!
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Some of my #cosplay highlights from #PAXUnplugged this weekend! It was wild to do an #Expedition33 one so last minute, but we got it running!
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Some of my #cosplay highlights from #PAXUnplugged this weekend! It was wild to do an #Expedition33 one so last minute, but we got it running!