Dan Warnken
@danziginthedark.bsky.social
• former ghost tour operator/record store owner • member of a ska band you thankfully don’t remember • good at trivia sometimes • trying to be a Nice Boy Online this time • he/him •
eddie kingston looking sharp in a trash pandas jersey #aewdynamite
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
eddie kingston looking sharp in a trash pandas jersey #aewdynamite
oh no
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
oh no
do i swear too much @profanity.accountant
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 AM
do i swear too much @profanity.accountant
just heard the words “Elf On a Shelf Santa-verse” and maybe society does deserve to crumble
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
just heard the words “Elf On a Shelf Santa-verse” and maybe society does deserve to crumble
Reposted by Dan Warnken
thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
Reposted by Dan Warnken
"During the drive to the station, prosecutors say she made statements to officers about immigration enforcement, including, “Why are you doing this to your people?” and “What are you going to tell your children about what you do?”
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
"During the drive to the station, prosecutors say she made statements to officers about immigration enforcement, including, “Why are you doing this to your people?” and “What are you going to tell your children about what you do?”
josh alexander might wanna rethink those tights, it looks like he pissed himself #AEWDynamite
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
josh alexander might wanna rethink those tights, it looks like he pissed himself #AEWDynamite
“They blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night ? They blew up his house too? Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time. He led an amazing life. What else can you say?”
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
“They blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night ? They blew up his house too? Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time. He led an amazing life. What else can you say?”
popped so hard seeing Michael Shannon as the answer to a clue on Jeopardy tonight thank u @kenjennings.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
popped so hard seeing Michael Shannon as the answer to a clue on Jeopardy tonight thank u @kenjennings.bsky.social
can you believe it’s the last day to order this shirt and i finally remembered to do it before it was too late
I've made a new t-shirt design to commemorate an important memory that we all share
roryblank.bigcartel.com
roryblank.bigcartel.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
can you believe it’s the last day to order this shirt and i finally remembered to do it before it was too late
the Jets blowing it up on the day Dick Cheney dies is such a stirring tribute
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
the Jets blowing it up on the day Dick Cheney dies is such a stirring tribute
netflix was like “we think you’ll be interested in this historical drama starring Michael Shannon as president james garfield” and fuck me they’re 10000% right
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
netflix was like “we think you’ll be interested in this historical drama starring Michael Shannon as president james garfield” and fuck me they’re 10000% right
stayed up late enough to time travel after appropriately stocking up on riboflavin
November 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
stayed up late enough to time travel after appropriately stocking up on riboflavin
well here comes the salary cap
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
well here comes the salary cap
they’re showing me blake snell again and i’m furious
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
they’re showing me blake snell again and i’m furious
happy halloween from Danielle and me and our yearly screening of Night of the Demons
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
happy halloween from Danielle and me and our yearly screening of Night of the Demons
Reposted by Dan Warnken
Hangman is the king of Halloween wrestling
October 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Hangman is the king of Halloween wrestling
can’t believe @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social did the Don’s of Finland joke
October 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
can’t believe @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social did the Don’s of Finland joke
spending the week before Halloween re-watching What We Do In The Shadows and I think one of the most underrated parts of the Jackie Daytona episode is how absolutely shit he is at running a regular human bar
October 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
spending the week before Halloween re-watching What We Do In The Shadows and I think one of the most underrated parts of the Jackie Daytona episode is how absolutely shit he is at running a regular human bar
somehow someone has decent footage of the greatest band the world has ever seen playing the first show i ever booked back in 2001 in a small basement club by the train station in rockville centre
go watch it, it’s great, there’s even fire in it!!!
youtu.be/AdjYxZhZOsA?...
go watch it, it’s great, there’s even fire in it!!!
youtu.be/AdjYxZhZOsA?...
World/Inferno Friendship Society - December 8, 2001 - Long Island, NY
YouTube video by Ryan Penagos
youtu.be
October 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
somehow someone has decent footage of the greatest band the world has ever seen playing the first show i ever booked back in 2001 in a small basement club by the train station in rockville centre
go watch it, it’s great, there’s even fire in it!!!
youtu.be/AdjYxZhZOsA?...
go watch it, it’s great, there’s even fire in it!!!
youtu.be/AdjYxZhZOsA?...
i’m “listening to my 20 year old ska band’s EP and saying ‘damn that kinda slaps’ at my own lyrics” beers deep, how’s your friday goin?
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
i’m “listening to my 20 year old ska band’s EP and saying ‘damn that kinda slaps’ at my own lyrics” beers deep, how’s your friday goin?
Reposted by Dan Warnken
PHILOMENA CUNK: It was actually illegal in England for The Obese to be employed in the film business until 1983. Why do you think that was?
JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that?
JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that?
October 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
PHILOMENA CUNK: It was actually illegal in England for The Obese to be employed in the film business until 1983. Why do you think that was?
JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that?
JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that?
he died in 2015 so he never voted for Trump
What’s ONE green flag about your father?
October 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
he died in 2015 so he never voted for Trump