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Dave Mclean Jr

@davemcleanjr.bsky.social

90 followers 44 following 880 posts

Inventor of the wheel and winner of the Nobel Prize for Lying. Some serious tweets, some silly ones, and a lot of stream of conciousness stuff. Crazy cat man.

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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 10h

Rediculous suggestion to turn the Houses of Parliament into a supermarket. It's clearly ideally suited to a gym.

Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 11h

That's a fair observation. Fawlty Towers is basically 12 episodes of classic theatre farce.

Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 11h

Well, if you lot ran cinemas properly - including policing audiences so they don't ruin the experience for others - more people would go. The expense would be easier to justify if you weren't surrounded by people talking, on their phones etc. Cinemas tolerated that and ruined your own industry.

Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 20h

There's only one way to find out!

Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 1d

Thats' nonsense. The easiest way is the incorrect use of apostrophe's.

Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 1d

It's 'Lack of Gate-gate' all over again.

Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 3d

Have Liverpool supporters figured out yet that Arne Slot is a fraud who enjoyed a first season riding on the back of Klopp's team? This season he has given Man Utd their first Anfield win since 2016 and delivered Liverpool's first 3 goal loss in a domestic cup without scoring since February 1934 🤣

Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 7d

When are we going to see a Liverpool supporter doing that 'not cutting his hair until they win 5 in a row'? 🤣🤣🤣

Arne Slot the fraud is being brutally revealed. He acted like Billy Big Balls winning the league with Klopp's team. Now we see him for what he is.

Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 8d

Change 'IMDB' for 'Internet' and the point still stands.

Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 9d

It's cheap TV. It's cheap to get an oik bleating about their emotions. Far, far cheaper than stuff like writing scripts, building sets, rehearsing, employing actors etc. Just stick a camera in front of an inadequate desperate for attention and their 15mins of fame.

Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 9d

Is it the way you dress?

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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 9d

I larfed too hard for a 62 year old.

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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 10d

Liverpool whack Frankfurt 1 - 5 and start Ekitiké alongside Isak for the first time.

Ekitiké gets a goal and Player of the Match, while Isak doesn't even get an assist and sits at the bottom of the player rankings on 4.79. He doesn't come back on for the second half.

Money well spent 🤣🤣🤣
#NUFC

Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 10d

Hey America, have you considered an intelligence test at voting stations to stop stupid people from voting? Letting them vote hasn't worked for you. The test could be computerised / randomised to stop dumbos cheating.

Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 10d

Lucky? Really?

Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 12d

And your fave Beatles album is Best of the Beatles.

Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 12d

Izabella Scorupco is one of the cutest Bond girls.

Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 12d

The N64 game is an absolute classic.

Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 12d

Forins innit. We want are countree back.

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Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 12d

You know you're old when you can remember a time when the USA was cool. A time before a crazy old uncle who's just discovered social media took control. A time before that mad old fool brutally revealed how dumb many Americans are.

Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 12d

That's true

Dave Mclean Jr @davemcleanjr.bsky.social · 13d

On the upside... They're not as dangerous to dogs as they were