🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit
@desmigeo.bsky.social
Science enjoyer. Oaf of Competence Paladin. Observer that the existence of Action Comics implies the existence of Equal and Opposite Reaction Comics
Reconstruction didn't stick, time for a do-over
Sometimes reposts are just so I can find something again
Reconstruction didn't stick, time for a do-over
Sometimes reposts are just so I can find something again
Trump has a strong block-first policy. Never let MAGAts and fascists guilt you about blocking them right back.
If you get a 'just asking questions' reply guy
Block hard
Block fast
No mercy
If you get a 'just asking questions' reply guy
Block hard
Block fast
No mercy
Trump to Pat McAfee: "I'm only joining you because I hear you say such nice things about me. When people say nice about me, I join. When they don't say nice about me, I take a pass."
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Trump has a strong block-first policy. Never let MAGAts and fascists guilt you about blocking them right back.
If you get a 'just asking questions' reply guy
Block hard
Block fast
No mercy
If you get a 'just asking questions' reply guy
Block hard
Block fast
No mercy
This is the name of my Joy Division cover band
Oooh! I’ve been waiting for this one to arrive! I hear good sci-fi rumblings about this one.
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 AM
This is the name of my Joy Division cover band
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Especially pleased to read, "We do not accept AI generated artwork, poems, or stories - those found submitting these types of manuscripts to us will be rejected immediately without feedback. Give us your own original work!"👍
Utopia Science Fiction Magazine is on the lookout for your weirdest writing and art! #sciencefiction
open.substack.com/pub/utopiasc...
open.substack.com/pub/utopiasc...
Weird Science Fiction Submission Call
Submit before 01/01/2026
open.substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Especially pleased to read, "We do not accept AI generated artwork, poems, or stories - those found submitting these types of manuscripts to us will be rejected immediately without feedback. Give us your own original work!"👍
I feel like a Navy vet designed it
We're honoring vets, CHECK OUT THE NAVY!
Guys it's "Honoring *all who* served" not just the navy
We put a wee F16 and that Sea King is hauling a Marines' Stryker
And the army?
Look back in the corner they're parachuting into the ocean as I assume they often do
We're honoring vets, CHECK OUT THE NAVY!
Guys it's "Honoring *all who* served" not just the navy
We put a wee F16 and that Sea King is hauling a Marines' Stryker
And the army?
Look back in the corner they're parachuting into the ocean as I assume they often do
Today we're unveiling our eighth locomotive in Metro-North’s Heritage Series—a moving tribute to our nation’s veterans.
Created and designed by Metro-North veterans, this locomotive embodies gratitude to those who have worn the uniform, both within the Metro-North family and across the country.
Created and designed by Metro-North veterans, this locomotive embodies gratitude to those who have worn the uniform, both within the Metro-North family and across the country.
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I feel like a Navy vet designed it
We're honoring vets, CHECK OUT THE NAVY!
Guys it's "Honoring *all who* served" not just the navy
We put a wee F16 and that Sea King is hauling a Marines' Stryker
And the army?
Look back in the corner they're parachuting into the ocean as I assume they often do
We're honoring vets, CHECK OUT THE NAVY!
Guys it's "Honoring *all who* served" not just the navy
We put a wee F16 and that Sea King is hauling a Marines' Stryker
And the army?
Look back in the corner they're parachuting into the ocean as I assume they often do
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![George Bluth lamenting that he has the worst fucking [senators].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oimylb2jzdnpjaprzidyalyb/bafkreig7mqplfmmif3k4rae4ocuy5cwmbzxszqxjuxtaevpm3fxpriowau@jpeg)
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No more pinky promises from con men ‼️
A “promise of a vote” isn’t a win. It’s a setup.
We’ve seen this play before. The people always pay the price.
No more pinky promises from con men‼️
@schumer.senate.gov
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
We’ve seen this play before. The people always pay the price.
No more pinky promises from con men‼️
@schumer.senate.gov
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
No more pinky promises from con men ‼️
Everything about this article is great. Live your best life kid
Also I love that it's a real fedora, not a short-brimmed trilby*
Also I love that it's a real fedora, not a short-brimmed trilby*
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Everything about this article is great. Live your best life kid
Also I love that it's a real fedora, not a short-brimmed trilby*
Also I love that it's a real fedora, not a short-brimmed trilby*
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They’re bailing out Argentina because they’re all going to be living there when this is over.
Argentina President Javier Milei doing the “Trump dance” at Mar-a-Lago after getting an $40 billion bailout.
Meanwhile, Trump won’t renew subsides for American healthcare.
Meanwhile, Trump won’t renew subsides for American healthcare.
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
They’re bailing out Argentina because they’re all going to be living there when this is over.
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Most daring submarine warfare against fascism since the Bungo Strait in 1942.
can indict a ham sandwich but jury won’t convict a hero sandwich
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Most daring submarine warfare against fascism since the Bungo Strait in 1942.
As of press time, Rep. Burchett has not come back from Copperhead Road
Hahahaha! Rep. Tim Burchett has said a lot of out of touch stuff but dadgummit this might take the cake
November 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
As of press time, Rep. Burchett has not come back from Copperhead Road
I'm on a kick where I'm leaving cursed tombs alone and respecting the resting places of the dead... no Tut November
I'm on a kick where I dump all excess resources immediately instead of stockpiling them…no glut November
I'm on a kick where I stop talking to EJs mom...no slut November
November 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I'm on a kick where I'm leaving cursed tombs alone and respecting the resting places of the dead... no Tut November
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I posted this as soon as I woke up because I very much want Dick Cheney Big Naturals to be the way as many people as possible find out that he’s dead
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I posted this as soon as I woke up because I very much want Dick Cheney Big Naturals to be the way as many people as possible find out that he’s dead
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lol don't threaten the rest of New Yorkers with a bunch of newly available housing
Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll
Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll
Hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers are prepared to bolt from the Big Apple if socialist candidate Zohran Mamdani wins Tuesday's mayoral race — potentially setting the stage for the largest population flight in US history, a new poll warns.
nypost.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
lol don't threaten the rest of New Yorkers with a bunch of newly available housing
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OH FUCK GEDDY LEE IS WEARING AN EFFIN BIRDS SHIRT AT THE WORLD SERIES
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
OH FUCK GEDDY LEE IS WEARING AN EFFIN BIRDS SHIRT AT THE WORLD SERIES
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
iykyk
iykyk
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
iykyk
iykyk
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JD Vance: "The suffering is going to get a lot worse."
October 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
JD Vance: "The suffering is going to get a lot worse."
This guy knows how THAC0 works and thinks it's all been downhill since 2e.
Makes his own kimchi and likes the warm sound you only get with vinyl.
October 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This guy knows how THAC0 works and thinks it's all been downhill since 2e.
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lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
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Still no word from my baby sister. If you see news from St. Mary’s parish or Gayle specifically please tag me. #MelissaAftermath #Jamaica #HurricaneMelissa
I’ve heard from one of my sisters in #Jamaica (St. Ann’s Bay). No water or electricity & they lost the solar panel off the roof, but they are safe. Still waiting to hear from my youngest sister in Gayle. Anyone have news from St. Mary’s parish? #EyeOnMelissa
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Still no word from my baby sister. If you see news from St. Mary’s parish or Gayle specifically please tag me. #MelissaAftermath #Jamaica #HurricaneMelissa
Damn Dael and the Bard and #NoKings together I wish I'd seen this on the day. Good stuff. Also feels like it works for spooky season too
October 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Damn Dael and the Bard and #NoKings together I wish I'd seen this on the day. Good stuff. Also feels like it works for spooky season too