Major Desmond Aster
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Major Desmond Aster
@desmondaster.bsky.social
The last of the Asters.
A Major DesAster.
Reposted by Major Desmond Aster
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October 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Reposted by Major Desmond Aster
The news is so bleak…

So more morning music 🎶

This is Fallon and Billy Joel laying down tracks for The Lion Sleeps Tonight. Simply joyful.
August 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
July 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
One day Americans will be working in sweatshops making iPhones for China.
"We're bringing jobs back to America"
April 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
USA is in the Grand Finale of The Apprentice, but now everyone in the country is playing and losers go to a death camp in El Salvador.
April 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
She killed the UK stock market and HF investors made over £500 million.

The UK was the test run, now they're running the same play in the US.
2/2
April 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
DO NOT sell stock.

Over the next 5 years the markets will provide a better return than any interest account.
🍊💩 is trying to scare investors into selling so the bigger fish can buy low.

It's the same Heritage Foundation behind Liz Truss, UK's temporary sub-prime minister.
1/2
April 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Trump's Scottish Golf Experience suffered vandalism last night.
The clubhouse was defaced, very rude things were sprayed everywhere.
Digging occurred.

Good work, but next time Salt The Earth.
10g of salt per square meter will kill the soil to a 1m depth.
Its a Roman tribute.
March 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Trump is just an orange distraction.
The foghorn taking attention away from Musk/Thiel.

If they control opsec for every government branch, together with their stooges in command, they have absolute control of the USA.

That's the plan.
The news headlines are smoke & mirrors.
March 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
What happened today wasn’t about the war in Ukraine, it was about Trump’s phone call with Zelensky on July 25, 2019.

Trump asked Zelensky to investigate Hunter Biden. He was withholding nearly $400 million in military aid to in exchange for that investigation.

Zelensky refused.

Today was revenge.
February 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
February 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The world is waking up to the fact the USA is over.
It was a great nearly 250 years, but it's time to go our separate ways.
We'll always have a special place in our hearts for you.
Remember the good times.
So strange that a Russian operative did all of this.
February 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
February 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
February 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Very close friend:
It's an absolute tragedy the plane went into the water, and not the White House"
January 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
@stonebear4747.bsky.social Can you see me now??
(sounds like a musical intro..)
January 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM