Michael Drake
@doctordoctor.bsky.social
surely this will be the platform that recognizes my genius
Space Jam #1 Draft: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QoUymJk7o117NPEnsMd8Goxe6usGd3Dh/view?usp=drivesdk
Space Jam #1 Draft: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QoUymJk7o117NPEnsMd8Goxe6usGd3Dh/view?usp=drivesdk
Reposted by Michael Drake
The first day of the year to shamelessly resurrect the best post I've made here
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The first day of the year to shamelessly resurrect the best post I've made here
Trump take burger
Tyson Foods, the American meat industry titan, said on Friday that it would close down a major beef processing plant in Nebraska, as the U.S. faces high beef prices and its lowest cattle inventory in decades.
Tyson Foods to Shut Major Beef Facility in Nebraska
The processing plant, in Lexington, employs more than 3,000 workers. It is expected to close in January.
nyti.ms
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Trump take burger
if you’re a certain age you can only see one thing
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 AM
if you’re a certain age you can only see one thing
one of the wildest deadline articles i've ever read deadline.com/2025/11/kess...
The Kessler Twins Die In Assisted Suicide In Germany: Alice & Ellen Kessler Were 89
Alice and Ellen Kessler, the German singers and dancers known as the Kessler Twins, died together November 17 in an assisted suicide in Germany. They were 89.
deadline.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
one of the wildest deadline articles i've ever read deadline.com/2025/11/kess...
friends with kids will say they're too busy to do anything then you see they dedicated an entire Saturday to playing Survivor in a stranger's backyard
November 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
friends with kids will say they're too busy to do anything then you see they dedicated an entire Saturday to playing Survivor in a stranger's backyard
I don’t get people reading Pluribus as a show about COVID. Like, other than the obvious of it being about an infection, how does a hive mind reflect COVID (unless it’s an extreme reactionary view about liberal compliance and lab leaks, which I doubt is Gilligan’s take.) Is it just her isolation?
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I don’t get people reading Pluribus as a show about COVID. Like, other than the obvious of it being about an infection, how does a hive mind reflect COVID (unless it’s an extreme reactionary view about liberal compliance and lab leaks, which I doubt is Gilligan’s take.) Is it just her isolation?
I feel so bad for colorblind people, how do they organize their books?
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I feel so bad for colorblind people, how do they organize their books?
they did it, they actually made Teenjus www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GSU...
The Carpenter's Son - Official Trailer | Nicolas Cage, Noah Jupe, FKA twigs | In Theaters Nov 14
YouTube video by Magnolia Pictures & Magnet Releasing
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
they did it, they actually made Teenjus www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GSU...
Breaking news: Burrow’s shoes, baby says
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Breaking news: Burrow’s shoes, baby says
can’t believe they made a Predator for kids youtu.be/AuYmKbtnmEA?...
Michael | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Universal Pictures
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
can’t believe they made a Predator for kids youtu.be/AuYmKbtnmEA?...
No one is watching, you had people finally paying attention and now it’s back to a normal news cycle
That December vote is a huge moment we can turn into a victory. People are watching. Good bill, we win; they cheat, they will lose. If we fight united.
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
No one is watching, you had people finally paying attention and now it’s back to a normal news cycle
I think it’s kind of weird and borderline mean how much people talk about Cal Raleigh’s ass
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I think it’s kind of weird and borderline mean how much people talk about Cal Raleigh’s ass
we still don’t know who left snoopy in the vestibule
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
we still don’t know who left snoopy in the vestibule
Rachel Sennott somehow remade Entourage?
November 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Rachel Sennott somehow remade Entourage?
Miguel Rojas where were you the day of the Louvre heist
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Miguel Rojas where were you the day of the Louvre heist
imagine being at a party and some drunk asshole gets publicly dumped by his girlfriend and pisses himself and then two hours later you see him in the hallway and are like “that guy’s still here?” That’s Andrew Cuomo’s vibe
October 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
imagine being at a party and some drunk asshole gets publicly dumped by his girlfriend and pisses himself and then two hours later you see him in the hallway and are like “that guy’s still here?” That’s Andrew Cuomo’s vibe
kinda wild there was a home entertainment company called Tweeter which held the naming rights to various concert venues called Tweeter Centers that folded just as Twitter was starting to tweet
October 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
kinda wild there was a home entertainment company called Tweeter which held the naming rights to various concert venues called Tweeter Centers that folded just as Twitter was starting to tweet
this nation never recovered from the terrorist fist bump
October 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
this nation never recovered from the terrorist fist bump
glad to see the old girl back up and running
October 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
glad to see the old girl back up and running
lol to Fox lingering on Kershaw for that long then immediately Shohei gives up a 2-run blast
October 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
lol to Fox lingering on Kershaw for that long then immediately Shohei gives up a 2-run blast
woke up to a weird bloody scratch on my forehead that I’m now just going to incorporate into a Halloween costume
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
woke up to a weird bloody scratch on my forehead that I’m now just going to incorporate into a Halloween costume
kenny powers gets into a benches clearing brawl before the Stand Up 2 Cancer segment
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
kenny powers gets into a benches clearing brawl before the Stand Up 2 Cancer segment
helluva subreddit to come across
October 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
helluva subreddit to come across