Noah Norman
@doctorhandshake.bsky.social
Installations, art, and code. Artifex.
Chief of Hard Work Party https://hardwork.party
Augmented Realist http://noahnorman.substack.com
building Third Wave Arcade https://thirdwavearcade.com
Chief of Hard Work Party https://hardwork.party
Augmented Realist http://noahnorman.substack.com
building Third Wave Arcade https://thirdwavearcade.com
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Noah Norman
@doctorhandshake.bsky.social
· May 13
A Stunt, and All the Kinds of Glass
Speculating in fiction
noahnorman.substack.com
Speculative fiction: I'm trying to answer the question "what would it be like to live in a world where secrets are rare, expertise is diffuse, everything is an infinite palimpsest, and it’s been that way for a while?"
noahnorman.substack.com/p/all-the-ki...
noahnorman.substack.com/p/all-the-ki...
Time to start hoarding pennies www.cnn.com/2025/11/12/b...
The last-ever penny will be minted today in Philadelphia | CNN Business
The American penny will pass away later today after a prolonged illness. It was 238 years old.
www.cnn.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Time to start hoarding pennies www.cnn.com/2025/11/12/b...
Monterey Jack sounds like a drunk middle aged guy in a gator skin hat and a pooka shell necklace
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Monterey Jack sounds like a drunk middle aged guy in a gator skin hat and a pooka shell necklace
For your Halloween enjoyment spotify.link/0BJ08uuyUXb
Spotify – Web Player
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October 31, 2025 at 10:04 AM
For your Halloween enjoyment spotify.link/0BJ08uuyUXb
9/10 triangular scones are awful
October 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
9/10 triangular scones are awful
Reposted by Noah Norman
BREAKING: A video from Chicago shows a masked ICE agent slamming a truck driver to the ground during a stop on 47th Street, right outside Elizabeth Beauty Salon.
October 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
BREAKING: A video from Chicago shows a masked ICE agent slamming a truck driver to the ground during a stop on 47th Street, right outside Elizabeth Beauty Salon.
<shouts into a saxophone>: Ricola
October 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
<shouts into a saxophone>: Ricola
“Donald Trump’s goal is to create a Hungarian-style pseudo-democracy, in which he … can rule indefinitely through unfree and unfair elections and utter dominance of the media … while still claiming that they are the democratic embodiment of the “will of the people.””
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/o...
Opinion | ‘They Cheated Like Dogs, but We Got Them Back’
www.nytimes.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
“Donald Trump’s goal is to create a Hungarian-style pseudo-democracy, in which he … can rule indefinitely through unfree and unfair elections and utter dominance of the media … while still claiming that they are the democratic embodiment of the “will of the people.””
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/o...
Next time you really have to pee, take a look at Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs and tell me if something is missing
September 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Next time you really have to pee, take a look at Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs and tell me if something is missing
For anybody who needs this today
September 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
For anybody who needs this today
Reposted by Noah Norman
Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station.
List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/
List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/
September 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station.
List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/
List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/
Reposted by Noah Norman
your majesty I frew up
September 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
your majesty I frew up
“Books open, books close,” she said, winking kindly, though a tear fell in her lap as she said it.
September 19, 2025 at 9:24 AM
“Books open, books close,” she said, winking kindly, though a tear fell in her lap as she said it.
I like to describe my full-send programming style as ‘Yeetcode’
September 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I like to describe my full-send programming style as ‘Yeetcode’
Reposted by Noah Norman
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Reposted by Noah Norman
welcome to the tonight show! i’m your host joe rogan (applause) president trump went golfing this week looking more healthy than ever (laughter) trump says he set a new course record (more laughter, rogan starts sweating) please… (sniper red dot appears on his forehead)
September 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
welcome to the tonight show! i’m your host joe rogan (applause) president trump went golfing this week looking more healthy than ever (laughter) trump says he set a new course record (more laughter, rogan starts sweating) please… (sniper red dot appears on his forehead)
Absolutely nobody could have seen this coming!
<history professor dies of stroke>
<history professor dies of stroke>
September 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Absolutely nobody could have seen this coming!
<history professor dies of stroke>
<history professor dies of stroke>
With weather like this, if you’re not listening to Felbm you’re fucking up
open.spotify.com/album/0Izx4f...
open.spotify.com/album/0Izx4f...
Tape 2
open.spotify.com
September 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
With weather like this, if you’re not listening to Felbm you’re fucking up
open.spotify.com/album/0Izx4f...
open.spotify.com/album/0Izx4f...
There are few counterexamples to the axiom that dichroic is the absence of a choice
September 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
There are few counterexamples to the axiom that dichroic is the absence of a choice
That Pace Picante salsa ‘New York City?? Get a rope’ commercial was way ahead of its time
August 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
That Pace Picante salsa ‘New York City?? Get a rope’ commercial was way ahead of its time
Drinking game: take a shot every time Nilay mentions Decoder on Decoder
August 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Drinking game: take a shot every time Nilay mentions Decoder on Decoder
Trump to Intel: “I’m from the government and I’m here to help”
August 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Trump to Intel: “I’m from the government and I’m here to help”
I'm tired of computers today
August 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I'm tired of computers today
It’s like Fred Durst said
August 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It’s like Fred Durst said
I’m a sucker for a two-axis heuristic
August 26, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I’m a sucker for a two-axis heuristic