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Breakfast time for Blitz and Loona! #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Breakfast time for Blitz and Loona! #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart
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Tuft the gingerbread kitty
Adopt the kitty today if you like!
Adopt the kitty today if you like!
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Tuft the gingerbread kitty
Adopt the kitty today if you like!
Adopt the kitty today if you like!
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
The existence of Adderall implies the existence of Subtractornothing
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The existence of Adderall implies the existence of Subtractornothing
I have a onesie that looks like a polo shirt. I wore it to work one day and that happened to be the day I got assaulted.
I end up awkwardly shoving my hand down my pants in the security office to pop the snaps so I can lift it up to let police take photo evidence of the spot I got punched in.
I end up awkwardly shoving my hand down my pants in the security office to pop the snaps so I can lift it up to let police take photo evidence of the spot I got punched in.
Onesies are (usually) easy to pass off as "normie" clothing! I could more easily justify (most of) them cuz I'd get to wear them to more than just ABDL events and friends' places
Especially with skirts ;3
Especially with skirts ;3
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I have a onesie that looks like a polo shirt. I wore it to work one day and that happened to be the day I got assaulted.
I end up awkwardly shoving my hand down my pants in the security office to pop the snaps so I can lift it up to let police take photo evidence of the spot I got punched in.
I end up awkwardly shoving my hand down my pants in the security office to pop the snaps so I can lift it up to let police take photo evidence of the spot I got punched in.
Occasionally I get caretaker energy, but I am not 'mommy'. I am 'sister' to some close individuals.
I like to put on 'aunt' vibes sometimes.
But after having someone latch onto me and literally roleplay suicidal ideation because I took too long to respond...i try to keep distance
I like to put on 'aunt' vibes sometimes.
But after having someone latch onto me and literally roleplay suicidal ideation because I took too long to respond...i try to keep distance
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Occasionally I get caretaker energy, but I am not 'mommy'. I am 'sister' to some close individuals.
I like to put on 'aunt' vibes sometimes.
But after having someone latch onto me and literally roleplay suicidal ideation because I took too long to respond...i try to keep distance
I like to put on 'aunt' vibes sometimes.
But after having someone latch onto me and literally roleplay suicidal ideation because I took too long to respond...i try to keep distance
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Hi all.
I've gotten started on attempting to get some life changing surgery.
My only problem is I don't have medical insurance, and I dont qualify for medical loans.
Please consider donating. It would mean so much if I'm able to turn my life around.
gofund.me/b5e0ced39
I've gotten started on attempting to get some life changing surgery.
My only problem is I don't have medical insurance, and I dont qualify for medical loans.
Please consider donating. It would mean so much if I'm able to turn my life around.
gofund.me/b5e0ced39
Donate to Help Alexa Achieve Life-Changing Bariatric Surgery, organized by Alexa Gugel
Hi I'm Alexa. Im 27 and live in Texas.
I'm attempting to pay for my mu… Alexa Gugel needs your support for Help Alexa Achieve Life-Changing Bariatric Surgery
gofund.me
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Hi all.
I've gotten started on attempting to get some life changing surgery.
My only problem is I don't have medical insurance, and I dont qualify for medical loans.
Please consider donating. It would mean so much if I'm able to turn my life around.
gofund.me/b5e0ced39
I've gotten started on attempting to get some life changing surgery.
My only problem is I don't have medical insurance, and I dont qualify for medical loans.
Please consider donating. It would mean so much if I'm able to turn my life around.
gofund.me/b5e0ced39
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*hits you with the little sisterification ray*
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
*hits you with the little sisterification ray*
I don't wish harm upon you, but I hope you're haunted by the guilt of what you did to me
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I don't wish harm upon you, but I hope you're haunted by the guilt of what you did to me
"Get a life, bin that knife" ?
..."See it, say it, sorted"?
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"Get a life, bin that knife" ?
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Free Turkey via Wall.
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Free Turkey via Wall.
Slavic cow mom. Her teats are leaking keffir
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Slavic cow mom. Her teats are leaking keffir
Holy shit this is adorable 😍
Oh hey, look at that.
Once I can afford to buy a batch of die-cut stickers, I'ma start slappin these everywhere I go
Once I can afford to buy a batch of die-cut stickers, I'ma start slappin these everywhere I go
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Holy shit this is adorable 😍
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Dropping your girlfriend into puppy mode by tugging on her collar, making her squat, down, show paw, and piss her pants~
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Dropping your girlfriend into puppy mode by tugging on her collar, making her squat, down, show paw, and piss her pants~
Look kiddo, I know you're out of highschool but the law is still 21 and up. And you should know better than to go through Aunty's purse. But if the nic cravings are that bad I think I have something that might help. Open wide, sweetness, I've got a binky with your name on it
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Look kiddo, I know you're out of highschool but the law is still 21 and up. And you should know better than to go through Aunty's purse. But if the nic cravings are that bad I think I have something that might help. Open wide, sweetness, I've got a binky with your name on it
This is so fucking adorable and wholeseome 🥰
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This is so fucking adorable and wholeseome 🥰
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Jacinthe wasn’t too happy with Lebanne’s back talking so she decided it was time for a new change of attire.
#diaper #diaperart #abdl #abdlart #diapergirls
#diaper #diaperart #abdl #abdlart #diapergirls
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Jacinthe wasn’t too happy with Lebanne’s back talking so she decided it was time for a new change of attire.
#diaper #diaperart #abdl #abdlart #diapergirls
#diaper #diaperart #abdl #abdlart #diapergirls
Your heart pounds out of your chest, your ears feel hot and your hands shake a little; your attempt to help your aunt with her new baby also triggers something else in you.
Jealousy?
No..maybe?
You crinkle the diaper between your fingers, you can barely hear your name being called. Your egg…cracks.
Jealousy?
No..maybe?
You crinkle the diaper between your fingers, you can barely hear your name being called. Your egg…cracks.
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Some more Scooby, in color
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Some more Scooby, in color
You'll have to forgive me. My eustachian tubes are fucky wucky
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You'll have to forgive me. My eustachian tubes are fucky wucky
Adventurer:
"I've been in tougher scrapes than this."
Kobold companion:
"Hi, I'm Scrapes!"
"I've been in tougher scrapes than this."
Kobold companion:
"Hi, I'm Scrapes!"
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Adventurer:
"I've been in tougher scrapes than this."
Kobold companion:
"Hi, I'm Scrapes!"
"I've been in tougher scrapes than this."
Kobold companion:
"Hi, I'm Scrapes!"