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Here to show off my dogs. Progressive childless dad joke teller.
I sold J.D. Vance his loveseat.
When they go low, mock relentlessly.
I sold J.D. Vance his loveseat.
When they go low, mock relentlessly.
I’ve never been more upset with a Halloween costume idea hitting me a week late than I am now: JoJo Sliwa.
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I’ve never been more upset with a Halloween costume idea hitting me a week late than I am now: JoJo Sliwa.
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“But Charlie Kirk wasn’t racist!”
September 21, 2025 at 7:45 AM
“But Charlie Kirk wasn’t racist!”
If you ever have a chance to see Foxy Shazam live, do it. I’m still blown away this morning. It took me 19 years of fandom for the stars to align and I’m so glad I had the opportunity!
September 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
If you ever have a chance to see Foxy Shazam live, do it. I’m still blown away this morning. It took me 19 years of fandom for the stars to align and I’m so glad I had the opportunity!
This set by Rise Against is a masterpiece #vanswarpedtour
July 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
This set by Rise Against is a masterpiece #vanswarpedtour
My friends and I are ghost hunting on Phasmophobia tonight if anyone wants to join the stream!
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Ghost Hunting With the Boys - Phasmophobia
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May 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
My friends and I are ghost hunting on Phasmophobia tonight if anyone wants to join the stream!
youtube.com/live/h1t3oBq...
youtube.com/live/h1t3oBq...
I’m having a lot of fun imagining Hegseth’s drunk ass fat fingering Jeff Goldberg into the group chat.
March 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I’m having a lot of fun imagining Hegseth’s drunk ass fat fingering Jeff Goldberg into the group chat.
This. This is how I will waste President Musks time and hopefully make his head spin a little. So sorry that you all have to see the inner workings of my brain.
February 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This. This is how I will waste President Musks time and hopefully make his head spin a little. So sorry that you all have to see the inner workings of my brain.
I got my weekly email over to President musk and folks, it’s a doozy.
February 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I got my weekly email over to President musk and folks, it’s a doozy.
Fuck Elon Musk
February 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Fuck Elon Musk
ICE trucks have been seen in Findlay, Ohio. This is a city of 45,000 with a decent sized Haitian community. Many people in to is town will look away as it was a heavy red area in the election, but those who are able have a chance to help now.
February 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
ICE trucks have been seen in Findlay, Ohio. This is a city of 45,000 with a decent sized Haitian community. Many people in to is town will look away as it was a heavy red area in the election, but those who are able have a chance to help now.
Dreaded dead dadiversary to all who don’t want to celebrate but have to live through it anyway. It has been four years and still feels like a really bad dream. I miss that man as much today as ever.
January 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Dreaded dead dadiversary to all who don’t want to celebrate but have to live through it anyway. It has been four years and still feels like a really bad dream. I miss that man as much today as ever.
Happy “I’m not leaving my house in this shit” Day to all who celebrate.
January 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Happy “I’m not leaving my house in this shit” Day to all who celebrate.
When will President Musk give us all Teslas and what model do we get?
December 21, 2024 at 3:51 AM
When will President Musk give us all Teslas and what model do we get?
My wife got tired of the smoke detectors beeping, so she put them in the garage. I paid for my sin of not changing the batteries by waking up at 4 AM to our alarm system going off because of a “freeze warning” on the smoke alarms. Big regret. Lesson learned.
December 15, 2024 at 3:14 AM
My wife got tired of the smoke detectors beeping, so she put them in the garage. I paid for my sin of not changing the batteries by waking up at 4 AM to our alarm system going off because of a “freeze warning” on the smoke alarms. Big regret. Lesson learned.
My dog ran into my toe while my foot was dangling off the couch and now he’s afraid of my foot. I feel bad for him, but also need to thank him for reminding me to clip my toe nails. These daggers have clearly gotten out of hand.
December 12, 2024 at 2:09 AM
My dog ran into my toe while my foot was dangling off the couch and now he’s afraid of my foot. I feel bad for him, but also need to thank him for reminding me to clip my toe nails. These daggers have clearly gotten out of hand.
I will never step foot in a McDonald’s again.
December 10, 2024 at 3:47 AM
I will never step foot in a McDonald’s again.
How many CEOs will be shot before Trump bans guns?
December 8, 2024 at 9:45 PM
How many CEOs will be shot before Trump bans guns?
Black Friday is hell in the world of retail sales. I need a beer.
November 30, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Black Friday is hell in the world of retail sales. I need a beer.
I called Lauren Boebert “Zynderella” and nobody liked it. I felt it was an a plus nickname and now I’m a little sad.
November 27, 2024 at 7:32 PM
I called Lauren Boebert “Zynderella” and nobody liked it. I felt it was an a plus nickname and now I’m a little sad.
I may not be great at organizing, holding a rational debate, or being the smartest person in the room. My role in the resistance will always and forever be town drunk or jester depending on the vibes.
November 23, 2024 at 12:36 AM
I may not be great at organizing, holding a rational debate, or being the smartest person in the room. My role in the resistance will always and forever be town drunk or jester depending on the vibes.
I don’t know if people in my area of Ohio can be saved. Holy shit.
November 22, 2024 at 11:21 PM
I don’t know if people in my area of Ohio can be saved. Holy shit.
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Tesla has the highest rate of deadly accidents, their model S and model Y rank among the most dangerous of electric automobiles.
November 22, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Tesla has the highest rate of deadly accidents, their model S and model Y rank among the most dangerous of electric automobiles.
I love being able to be here during #browns football games. All of the talk between fans is so friendly. This is what football should be.
November 22, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I love being able to be here during #browns football games. All of the talk between fans is so friendly. This is what football should be.
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Black men are setting themselves on fire in a Virginia prison...
“In a span of just two weeks, a dozen Black men at Red Onion prison in Virginia took the same desperate measures, setting themselves ablaze. These are not acts of protest. These are human beings driven to extreme lengths, hoping for relief from torment.”
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Self Immolation at Red Onion State Prison
Dear Friends, On September 15th, 2024, a tragic, horrifying event took place at Virginia’s Red Onion State Prison—an event that highlights the unbearable conditions incarcerated individuals face every...
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November 22, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Black men are setting themselves on fire in a Virginia prison...
Nick Chubb will always be my favorite. Good to see him working his way back!
November 22, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Nick Chubb will always be my favorite. Good to see him working his way back!