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Ron-Paul Sartre
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a poster of no renown. he/him
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SAVOIR FAIRE [Easy: Failure] - You bang your fists on the table. "Everybody is mad at me," you shout. "Why does everyone hate me? What did I ever do?". The commotion has drawn the eyes of everyone in the room. One of your staffers is crying.
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Shhhh everybody shut up

Autism has an announcement
September 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
HEARTBREAKING: The most annoying person in the Zoom call has raised their hand again
September 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
the biggest downside to online job applications is that there are fewer opportunities to threaten hiring managers at gunpoint
September 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
filing a racial discrimination suit against my school because two of my professors assumed I have a podcast
September 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
August 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Watching Elizabeth Warren talk about Trump’s fascism as a distraction last night really broke something in me. Where I used to have this anger at the Democrats for folding to Trump I find myself numb. I don’t know if it’s going to last, but I don’t feel anything about their inaction anymore.
House Democrats could force a vote on impeaching RFK any time they want. Of course it would fail. But do you want to make an issue of it or not?
This is such a no-brainer that the lack of a coordinated response feels deeply damning. A Democratic leadership team that can't mobilize an instant all-hands-on-deck effort on RFK Jr. isn't a leadership team at all.
August 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
whenever I need to get somewhere, simply latch onto a larger, faster human that looks to be heading in the direction I want
August 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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the “b” and “d” in “backward” are really just there as an example
August 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
mounting one of these bad boys next to my desk and filling it with a proprietary mixture of Monster and MTN Dew
August 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
due to budget cuts, they're taking away the enrichment from my enclosure
August 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Someone hacked a variable message sign to say "BAN CARS" on Green Bay Road in Wilmette, IL.
August 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
folks, they're trying to do cracker barrel without the crackers. can you believe it?
August 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
finally got the layoff notice. fuck this stupid ass country
August 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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AUGUST 16, 2025
August 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
never kill your self
August 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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i'm sorry, did you say you made your neighbors some CHILI??!?!
we're due for a nice Classic Discourse again. what's some good bullshit? something like laundry at home means you're ruling class idk
August 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Big Balls, national hero
August 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DOUBTED ME WHEN I WAS A KID: you called it, congrats
August 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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In authoritarian China and Cuba you can get an abortion.
August 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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You can do this with your brain too. It's called having an imagination.
You know that classic Edward Hopper painting evoking isolation and despair? We used AI to make it look terrible for no reason
August 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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why do we need the NBA when my friend Charles can dunk using a ladder
August 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM