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@dopesephine.bsky.social

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Josie @dopesephine.bsky.social · Jul 28

carrying around a big stack of books so everyone knows im the strongest person at the library

Josie @dopesephine.bsky.social · 21h

Will she just be my normal daughter now that we're not coworkers? Much to consider. Fall will bring change.

Josie @dopesephine.bsky.social · 21h

My partner has accidentally become a step parent for my work daughter. Life is beautiful.

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Josie @dopesephine.bsky.social · 1d

Pull it together, man, a murder is about to happen.

Josie @dopesephine.bsky.social · 2d

at least theres love

Josie @dopesephine.bsky.social · 3d

Gonna get laid off because my team likes me too much. Incredible display of competence by middle management.

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slutty null ____________________________________________________ @posting2.bsky.social · 5d

c-span is outsider art

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slutty null ____________________________________________________ @posting2.bsky.social · 5d

like to accrue merit boost to turn the wheel

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slutty null ____________________________________________________ @posting2.bsky.social · 5d

power up arc where i just cry in the shower for 3 days

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Josie @dopesephine.bsky.social · 6d

I felt like I was a crazy person for years because I was surrounded by very loving but mercurial people & thought I had to play keep-up or match some sort of constant sense of urgency, but I guess I can just go "ok" & have everybody wrap around me like a car does a tree. I am becoming my mom (good).

Josie @dopesephine.bsky.social · 6d

It's probably also just a compliment but historically I have been accused of stubbornness and rigidity. It's nice to have people tell me I am just the same woman day after day. Work, romance, friendship, parents. There I am. There I be.

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Josie @dopesephine.bsky.social · 6d

I keep getting complimented as consistent which I think is probably just the nice way to say unyielding.

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Josie @dopesephine.bsky.social · 7d

Netero said- He told me this, this is true, he said "I'm scared to go back. I don't want to go back to that place." I said, Isaac, I don't care. I don't care. One hundred fifty expeditions. They'll be calling it The Continent when we're finished going there.

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 7d

the Dark Continent....they said wed never go there... but thats exactly what we're gonna do... on this big beautiful boat... and its gonna be so much easier because i have nen. thats rigth i got nen. rfk, great guy, he had me reach my hand into a pot and i can do it all now. i can do the zetsu.

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Josie @dopesephine.bsky.social · 7d

5 cars, one beer. I am God's most specialest little woman.

Josie @dopesephine.bsky.social · 8d

finally, somebody to piss with

Josie @dopesephine.bsky.social · 8d

devil on my shoulder telling me to send another offer for 10% off the discounted after he already agreed to do 10% off the listed.

Josie @dopesephine.bsky.social · 8d

i-i already lowballed him "again." b-but it's a good price- "again."

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Josie @dopesephine.bsky.social · 9d

It's like I was watching someone do shadow puppets on the wall for 30 years and then suddenly saw a real dog for the first time. Plato's allegory of a good relationship.

Josie @dopesephine.bsky.social · 9d

I keep going through this giant emotional upheaval like once a week where I contend with the fact I've only ever heard of a good relationship happening second-hand, like an old person saying "i saw one once" in the same way one might describe seeing a ghost, and now I actually have it.

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Josie @dopesephine.bsky.social · 9d

I'm gonna fucking throw up. The kingdom of God was within me all along.

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Josie @dopesephine.bsky.social · 10d

i will say country music has never sounded so good as when i listen to it through the aftermarket radio

Josie @dopesephine.bsky.social · 10d

theres never been a better time to buy my shitbox ford ranger

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slutty null ____________________________________________________ @posting2.bsky.social · 13d

i can’t cum unless there is a functioning social fabric in the room

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Josie @dopesephine.bsky.social · 13d

Sunday night with my partner: taking turns hitting a truck with a hammer and going "yeahhhh!!!!!"

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slutty null ____________________________________________________ @posting2.bsky.social · 14d

every gal i know is out here calling it shot for shot to an empty room it feels like

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