Josie
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Josie
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carrying around a big stack of books so everyone knows im the strongest person at the library
Will she just be my normal daughter now that we're not coworkers? Much to consider. Fall will bring change.
My partner has accidentally become a step parent for my work daughter. Life is beautiful.
Pull it together, man, a murder is about to happen.
Gonna get laid off because my team likes me too much. Incredible display of competence by middle management.
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I felt like I was a crazy person for years because I was surrounded by very loving but mercurial people & thought I had to play keep-up or match some sort of constant sense of urgency, but I guess I can just go "ok" & have everybody wrap around me like a car does a tree. I am becoming my mom (good).
It's probably also just a compliment but historically I have been accused of stubbornness and rigidity. It's nice to have people tell me I am just the same woman day after day. Work, romance, friendship, parents. There I am. There I be.
I keep getting complimented as consistent which I think is probably just the nice way to say unyielding.
Netero said- He told me this, this is true, he said "I'm scared to go back. I don't want to go back to that place." I said, Isaac, I don't care. I don't care. One hundred fifty expeditions. They'll be calling it The Continent when we're finished going there.
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the Dark Continent....they said wed never go there... but thats exactly what we're gonna do... on this big beautiful boat... and its gonna be so much easier because i have nen. thats rigth i got nen. rfk, great guy, he had me reach my hand into a pot and i can do it all now. i can do the zetsu.
5 cars, one beer. I am God's most specialest little woman.
finally, somebody to piss with
devil on my shoulder telling me to send another offer for 10% off the discounted after he already agreed to do 10% off the listed.
i-i already lowballed him "again." b-but it's a good price- "again."
It's like I was watching someone do shadow puppets on the wall for 30 years and then suddenly saw a real dog for the first time. Plato's allegory of a good relationship.
I keep going through this giant emotional upheaval like once a week where I contend with the fact I've only ever heard of a good relationship happening second-hand, like an old person saying "i saw one once" in the same way one might describe seeing a ghost, and now I actually have it.
I'm gonna fucking throw up. The kingdom of God was within me all along.
i will say country music has never sounded so good as when i listen to it through the aftermarket radio
theres never been a better time to buy my shitbox ford ranger
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i can’t cum unless there is a functioning social fabric in the room
Sunday night with my partner: taking turns hitting a truck with a hammer and going "yeahhhh!!!!!"
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every gal i know is out here calling it shot for shot to an empty room it feels like