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@du7chh.bsky.social

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fulltime bar guy. part time New Orleans city planner. my friends call me Dutch. not affiliated with the Netherlands.

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fortnite battle ass (scary) 🍉 @du7chh.bsky.social · 12h

I mean, sure, I no longer have a social life but on the bright side I'm also not making much money

wait

fortnite battle ass (scary) 🍉 @du7chh.bsky.social · 1d

I never started Elden Ring because I knew I'd become addicted and I was absolutely right, I can't stop thinking about this game

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Hector Rodriguez III @hecrodriguez3.bsky.social · 2d

Absolute Batman Annual #1

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fortnite battle ass (scary) 🍉 @du7chh.bsky.social · 5d

idk man i was bored

fortnite battle ass (scary) 🍉 @du7chh.bsky.social · 5d

Pissed off a Tesla flashing my high beams and pulling up next to him pointing and laughing

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 8d

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Andy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 8d

Updating my LEGO White House

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fortnite battle ass (scary) 🍉 @du7chh.bsky.social · 9d

all i do is eat hot chips and watch youtube video essays about horror games

fortnite battle ass (scary) 🍉 @du7chh.bsky.social · 9d

Did you just get kicked in the head?

fortnite battle ass (scary) 🍉 @du7chh.bsky.social · 9d

When you think about it whackin a guy in the mob is basically just going "Mods! Mods!!!" in a room with a bunch of old Italian guys

fortnite battle ass (scary) 🍉 @du7chh.bsky.social · 10d

crazy that Vans makes shoes that aren't for skateboard time. stay in your lane, miscreants

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alice @alice.mosphere.at · 12d

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

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fortnite battle ass (scary) 🍉 @du7chh.bsky.social · 11d

Im ashamed to admit it but.. this top is from old navy

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 13d

think about whose feelings you're hurting while you chant your little protest chants today

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15d

Dune 2 chicks at the same time

Wallace from the movie Office Space showing Wallace from the 2 chicks at the same time scene with his eyes colored purple

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fortnite battle ass (scary) 🍉 @du7chh.bsky.social · 15d

idk how some of yall post 20+ times a day. no judgment just genuinely baffled

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🔞BunnydewArt🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @bunnydewart.bsky.social · Sep 18

putting this on your timeline again

Text over a sparkly flowery background which reads: “WE SUPPORT SLUTS AND WHORES ON THIS PAGE”.

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Skullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 17d

ill bet the inside of the hamburger helper glove is wet

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fortnite battle ass (scary) 🍉 @du7chh.bsky.social · 16d

guy with receding hair line edited as just a head, hands and sneakers, fanning out a bunch of $100 dollar bills

fortnite battle ass (scary) 🍉 @du7chh.bsky.social · 16d

Honestly? I really don't care anymore. Fuck ICE, fuck your dumbass liberal bullshit, maybe try learning something from the people you call neighbors for once and shut the fuck up

fortnite battle ass (scary) 🍉 @du7chh.bsky.social · 16d

Me whenever anything:

Buff Garfield with the text "That's how it is on this bitch of an earth"

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 17d

Well it doesn't snow anymore and all the bugs are extinct but on the other hand people who think spreadsheets are alive get to pretend their replika girlfriend is going to write the Singularity Code if we just feed her a few trillion more gallons of the ocean

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fortnite battle ass (scary) 🍉 @du7chh.bsky.social · 17d

And yet no mention of his tragic death. The state of journalism smdh

fortnite battle ass (scary) 🍉 @du7chh.bsky.social · 18d

Hi Frank, hi cutie pie

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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 18d

I hate Microsoft Edge because I hate Microsoft

ramiel @ramiels.me · 18d

I lent my then-girlfriend a windows laptop, & she signed into Edge to sync her browsing data. Microsoft then REPLACED all my accounts (Office, Teams, Windows itself, EVERYTHING) with hers.

The only way to fix this was to go into regedit and perform an esoteric rain dance of a procedure

Fuck edge.

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