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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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For thirty days I’m going to do a spin-off comic called “Legend of the Moe-Man”. It’s a direct continuation of Moe’s role in “Legend of the Mole-Man”. Hope that’s not too confusing. Please enjoy!

“Legend of the Moe-Man”, Panel 001

#simpsons #TheSimpsons #comics
November 1, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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“Legend of the Moe-Man”, Panel 012

#simpsons #TheSimpsons #comics
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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March 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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me, age 22: these political shitheads are knownothing incompetents

me, age 32: I should give politicians the benefit of the doubt, when they certainly have access to information I don't have and which shapes their choices

me, age 42: these political shitheads are knownothing incompetents
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
May 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
WHAT YEAR IS IT
Sonic The Hedgehog Heroes of Goo Jit Zu Glow Surge in the Dark is $5.99 on Amazon buff.ly/ZuTv8ju #ad
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
a normal country
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
a normal country
ICE detained a US citizen with a toddler in the backseat. ICE had to be bullied by the crowd to not do their usual MO and drive off with the man and just leave the car in the road. The crowd asked them to let the family come take the baby. Instead they drove off with the child
Armed federal immigration agents drive away with a toddler in the backseat
Armed federal agents drive off with toddler in the back seat of car after arresting the child’s father, a U.S. citizen, who is accused of assault.
www.latimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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ICE detained a US citizen with a toddler in the backseat. ICE had to be bullied by the crowd to not do their usual MO and drive off with the man and just leave the car in the road. The crowd asked them to let the family come take the baby. Instead they drove off with the child
Armed federal immigration agents drive away with a toddler in the backseat
Armed federal agents drive off with toddler in the back seat of car after arresting the child’s father, a U.S. citizen, who is accused of assault.
www.latimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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As Bluesky's general functionality continues to improve, there are times you may find it difficult to search for the content you need. So as a public service announcement here's the video clip you are trying to find to post when discussing the death of Dick Cheney today apnews.com/article/dick...
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 AM
based balls
November 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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“They have fun while doing it, which is deeply disturbing. We expect some level of decorum from government officials,” says Phoebe, a member of Harbor Area Peace Patrols.

The full story: lataco.com/federal-immi...

By Aisha Wallace-Palomares
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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A 61-year-old Tennessee man posted a liberal meme on Facebook after Charlie Kirk's death. A conservative sheriff had him arrested. Bail was set at $2 million.

He spent nearly 40 days in jail before charges were dropped. Now he's planning to sue. Our story: www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
A retired policeman posted a Charlie Kirk meme. He spent a month in jail.
The 61-year-old Tennessee man plans to sue after authorities dropped charges over a political Facebook post. Free-speech advocates say it’s a symptom of a wider crackdown.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
is the overall goal to make the us a quarantine country or something
FL is moving forward w/ plan to end all childhood vaccine mandates. Starting with hepatitis B, chickenpox, and the bacteria causing meningitis and pneumonia. Then next year GOP FL legislature is expected to revisit 1977 law re: whooping cough, measles, polio, rubella, mumps, diphtheria, and tetanus.
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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They're calling him the most French man in history
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
cbsn.ws
October 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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please post rare turing_polices
October 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM