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Dumpy da Pumpkin
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We should decolonize our reliance on acne videos produced in Vietnamese zit parlors

Our pleasure at the suffering of whom

Is it worth it
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
remember that one Oprah episode where she, Dr Oz, and Dr Phil free based while chilling on Phil's ranch

You think that's where things went wrong?
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Talib Kweli is in the epstein files
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
omg u guise they reinstated me
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
snart
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Caught a suspension
I dunno why
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
examining a new follower
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
watching murder she wrote and why yes that is bill maher
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
watching all in the family and yeah they couldnt make it today

fucking people screaming its too 'woke' and pushes a queer/dei/cultural marxist agenda
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Reminder for everyone that Neil Armstrong used to look like a professional Dale Gribble cosplayer.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Karoline Leavitt lies about everything including her identity because I know that bitch is really Jonbenet Ramsey.
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
the best thing about ff8 was having one of those vibrating ps controllers and then summoning a gf who had a 10 minute intro scene 🥴
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
theyre doing a secret santa elfster exchange at work and my list has marx, lenin, and that american canto book
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
me: i brought the pornucopia ready for thanksgiving

mil: you mean cornucopia

me holding a basket filled with vintage hustler and screw magazines:....ooooohhhhh
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Instead of a Scream mask, it's a pink pussy hat and a K. Harris mask. She descends on you from the split-level staircase.
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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C’mon people, these posts aren’t gonna shit themselves.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
hurr durr i call him cheeto and drumpf on blsky surely that will get the epstein files released and then obama can be president again

liberal brunch saved #khive
these liberal nimrods really think if they post hard enougj about Epstein on fucking bluesky that the files will get released lmaooo
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
think i might take a note from @badposter.lol and kick the shitlib nest today
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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this just feels like one of those fetishization things
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
let me explain felching
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
k y s
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
i worked at a bakery all throughout undergrad

he speaks no lies
Actually, all pie is good. Cake, however, runs the gamut from absolute ecstasy to utter dogshit.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM