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Higher Ed (@EdRevelator34)
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Garbage 2.0

Not Adam Dunn in a trench coat.

Scream 3 was botched.
Not a question but the worst thing in my old career was someone telling me they were N English major or something. Terrific, you're still wrong or at least far worse than me at it
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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I genuinely think kids in the mid-to-late aughts growing up on emulators (read: piracy) may genuinely have been far, far healthier for the future of the industry than all the kids growing up on stuff like Roblox being the norm.
THIS SHIT'S GOTTA BE RUINING KIDS EXPERIENCES WITH GAMING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FUUUUUUCK I FORGOT ABOUT ROBLOX FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
We went to a cabiret type show, and this dude was juggling to an instrumental horns version of Pretty Fly for a White Guy.
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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(1/2) It being the first Monday after Thanksgiving, we have a leaderboard update. The following people are on track to finish the Challenge:

@atremblingsky.bsky.social
@benpoop.bsky.social
@cleverleftist.bsky.social
@dariaphoebe.com
@edrevelator34.bsky.social
@ktdavies.bsky.social
Alright, I've made a list and checked it twice. The 6th Annual Christmas Challenge is hereby set. Marking the largest Challenge to date, all who seek the coveted trinket will have tomorrow, 11/28, to 12/31 to watch all 77 selected works. I have spoken.
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
First amendment protection doesn't mean you can't fail an essay, would expect a lawyer to know that but
Always liked Parker, so this nastiness is rather disappointing.

I’ll always defend trans rights as I have all my career. But I also believe in the First Amendment’s protecting people being wrong.

And that’s where my engagement will respectfully end for the day.
Here's what this is actually about, dumbass
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Regret to say they did not have any of the Nintendo 3DS guides in a back closet at the Louvre
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Not sure if this is a hot take or not but Instagram has really ruined museums huh
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Saw Notre Dame and my only opinion on it is the Catholic Church should be completely eradicated.
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Saw a guy running in a Cavs jersey in Paris. Yelled "I agree Go Cavs" but he had headphones in
December 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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MR isn't a youtuber she's basically a free nanny about 15million american parents are immensely grateful for, and trying to make out that she's a monster is just going to activate the critical thinking skills of the most oblivious soft zionist
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
20 down (mostly the specials, which isn't my typical strategy, but when in Paris). Believe I have most of the known dreck watched (excited for unknown dreck tho)
Alright, I've made a list and checked it twice. The 6th Annual Christmas Challenge is hereby set. Marking the largest Challenge to date, all who seek the coveted trinket will have tomorrow, 11/28, to 12/31 to watch all 77 selected works. I have spoken.
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
@senatormeow.bsky.social seeing a Christmas Challenge movie mentioned in the wild is always fun
December 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
5.24 grams of shrooms ain't shit, I'll tell you that.
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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It’s sort of infuriating to watch liberals all of the sudden be able to identify war crimes because Trump is doing them
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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the 2 types of businesses that will still exist in 5 years:

globochain that prices everything based on a real-time check of your bank statement. takes apple pay

deli with prices written in marker. the owner hates having customers but you keep going because the egg salad is really good. cash only
Yeah, the "dynamic pricing" in big box stores is the same. Depending on who is looking at the tag, time of day, etc. the price for items can literally change from the shelf to the register. 😤 Freaking DISNEY is even going to start using it! deadline.com/2025/11/disn...
Disney Will Bring Dynamic Pricing Similar To Airline Model To Domestic Theme Parks, Says CFO
Disney will bring dynamic pricing similar to the model used by airlines to its domestic theme parks as the company looks to boost incremental revenue.
deadline.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Just heard the term "fetal collaboration" and I think Tiktok should be nuked from space
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Popular With Friends
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Muppets if left long enough without human contact WILL go feral BUT won't live happily as the foods they tend to procure through hunting and foraging on their own are not enough to keep their constantly growing teeth worn down
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Two weeks Dick Van Dyke you can do it buddy
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Johnny: They betray me, they didn't keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don't care anymore.
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Asking Thor if everything looks like a nail. He rolls his eyes. He's so sick of my shit
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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I think a big thing I struggle with, and something that is an important thing for people of my generation to attempt to understand, is separating toxic nostalgia from knowledge of the actual ways in which American life has gotten appreciably worse in my lifetime
it’s so weird to look around and realize like, tech and media are materially worse than a decade ago
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM