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Purveyor of fandom bullshit and classically trained internet hipster. I won't contribute to your growth hacking but I will give you directions to the castle.
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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It's KRAMPUSNACHT!! This is your annual reminder that Krampus is an Antifascist hero 👹🎄❤️
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It's KRAMPUSNACHT!! This is your annual reminder that Krampus is an Antifascist hero 👹🎄❤️
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from a state party director
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
from a state party director
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I do have an inprnt store if you cant go to Philadelphia in the next four hours www.inprnt.com/gallery/velv...
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I do have an inprnt store if you cant go to Philadelphia in the next four hours www.inprnt.com/gallery/velv...
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
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How does global warming cause colder winter storms? whowhatwhy.org/2019/11/23/t...
The Paradox of Global Warming and Colder Winters - WhoWhatWhy
If the cold weather makes it harder for you to argue with climate change deniers about the existence of global warming, this story is for you.
whowhatwhy.org
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
How does global warming cause colder winter storms? whowhatwhy.org/2019/11/23/t...
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December 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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The days keep dragging you down
I can finally reveal my piece for the Dandelion Zine, an Abbacchio centric project I got to be part of!! Thank you SO MUCH again for having me 🥰loved to draw this angsty man drowning for a second time (odd that I have two of these)
I can finally reveal my piece for the Dandelion Zine, an Abbacchio centric project I got to be part of!! Thank you SO MUCH again for having me 🥰loved to draw this angsty man drowning for a second time (odd that I have two of these)
December 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The days keep dragging you down
I can finally reveal my piece for the Dandelion Zine, an Abbacchio centric project I got to be part of!! Thank you SO MUCH again for having me 🥰loved to draw this angsty man drowning for a second time (odd that I have two of these)
I can finally reveal my piece for the Dandelion Zine, an Abbacchio centric project I got to be part of!! Thank you SO MUCH again for having me 🥰loved to draw this angsty man drowning for a second time (odd that I have two of these)
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NEW — I put together a list of independent journalism subscriptions that would make great holiday gifts. From music to politics, astronomy to alcohol, tech to social justice, there’s something for [almost] everyone. Support indie media *and* surprise and delight your loved ones!
My guide:
My guide:
Giving the gift of independent journalism: a guide
The Handbasket has subscription suggestions for almost everyone on your list.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
NEW — I put together a list of independent journalism subscriptions that would make great holiday gifts. From music to politics, astronomy to alcohol, tech to social justice, there’s something for [almost] everyone. Support indie media *and* surprise and delight your loved ones!
My guide:
My guide:
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I zoomed in, added a bit of contrast, and went back and forth over the first few seconds to show how the ground around the vents bulges outward before the lava breaks through and blasts it apart. Remarkable stuff. Nature is neat. #Kilauea
December 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I zoomed in, added a bit of contrast, and went back and forth over the first few seconds to show how the ground around the vents bulges outward before the lava breaks through and blasts it apart. Remarkable stuff. Nature is neat. #Kilauea
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After a day of market-ing I feel, what I can only assume it feels like, to be a turtle going into brumation. Nobody look at me nobody talk to me I am going to bury myself in mud and lay very still until further notice.
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
After a day of market-ing I feel, what I can only assume it feels like, to be a turtle going into brumation. Nobody look at me nobody talk to me I am going to bury myself in mud and lay very still until further notice.
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I’m still waiting for one more box to show up, but look what arrived at my doorstep today 🥹
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’m still waiting for one more box to show up, but look what arrived at my doorstep today 🥹
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Slight clarification to my last post:
It's more accurate to say that text is appearing in Google searches that neither I nor the cosplayers pictured wrote. It's mediocre and sounds as if an LLM was involved.
Whether it's generated by Google or Instagram is unclear. But it's problematic either way.
It's more accurate to say that text is appearing in Google searches that neither I nor the cosplayers pictured wrote. It's mediocre and sounds as if an LLM was involved.
Whether it's generated by Google or Instagram is unclear. But it's problematic either way.
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Slight clarification to my last post:
It's more accurate to say that text is appearing in Google searches that neither I nor the cosplayers pictured wrote. It's mediocre and sounds as if an LLM was involved.
Whether it's generated by Google or Instagram is unclear. But it's problematic either way.
It's more accurate to say that text is appearing in Google searches that neither I nor the cosplayers pictured wrote. It's mediocre and sounds as if an LLM was involved.
Whether it's generated by Google or Instagram is unclear. But it's problematic either way.
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Y'all the latest episode of the #Kilauea #eruption just went CRAZY. It looks like pressure built up enough to explode out the ground around the two existing vents (first few seconds), leading to a massive surge in lava fountaining.🌋🤯
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Y'all the latest episode of the #Kilauea #eruption just went CRAZY. It looks like pressure built up enough to explode out the ground around the two existing vents (first few seconds), leading to a massive surge in lava fountaining.🌋🤯
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
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it's not a Waffle House, it's a waffle home
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
it's not a Waffle House, it's a waffle home
...ah, I seem to have accidentally given Mechalodon free range of the basement
December 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
...ah, I seem to have accidentally given Mechalodon free range of the basement
local food chains keep switching to Coke products over Pepsi and depriving me of my Mountain Dew pairings and I hate it
December 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
local food chains keep switching to Coke products over Pepsi and depriving me of my Mountain Dew pairings and I hate it
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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December 4, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
“I walk around Portland, and I go, ‘Fuck you, assholes. Portland is fine.’” - John Darnielle, @themountaingoats.bsky.social. We're proud to claim you as a Portlander, sir.
The Mountain Goats Ascend to Revolution Hall
Mountain Goats frontman John Darnielle discusses musicals, his new album, and why he keeps coming home to Portland.
www.wweek.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
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Hell is empty and the devils are all out so please leave a message at the tone!
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Hell is empty and the devils are all out so please leave a message at the tone!
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this is incredible but also i am a little worried this copy of Moby Dick doubles as a sentient grimoire for vengeance (a grimoire that will turn on you obv)
kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
this is incredible but also i am a little worried this copy of Moby Dick doubles as a sentient grimoire for vengeance (a grimoire that will turn on you obv)
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tomorrow at 9PM.EST!
handmade in house from start to finish. loose leaf standing desk calendar w three stand options.
i always try to make the calendars extra special, as time can be tough. hope that my art can send some sun into your year. 🌞 #moonchu #originalart #calendar2026 #stationery
handmade in house from start to finish. loose leaf standing desk calendar w three stand options.
i always try to make the calendars extra special, as time can be tough. hope that my art can send some sun into your year. 🌞 #moonchu #originalart #calendar2026 #stationery
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
tomorrow at 9PM.EST!
handmade in house from start to finish. loose leaf standing desk calendar w three stand options.
i always try to make the calendars extra special, as time can be tough. hope that my art can send some sun into your year. 🌞 #moonchu #originalart #calendar2026 #stationery
handmade in house from start to finish. loose leaf standing desk calendar w three stand options.
i always try to make the calendars extra special, as time can be tough. hope that my art can send some sun into your year. 🌞 #moonchu #originalart #calendar2026 #stationery
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