Elder Vice
@eldervice.bsky.social
40s. Cis bi man. Kinky Geek. Nerdy Liberal. Cannabis enthusiast.
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Elder Vice
@eldervice.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Hello!
My name is Elder Vice
And I would like to share with you
The most amazing sub.
My name is Elder Vice
And I would like to share with you
The most amazing sub.
Being an adult is going to be very difficult this week.
October 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Being an adult is going to be very difficult this week.
Yeah... I am going to need my RSD to settle the fuck down.
October 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Yeah... I am going to need my RSD to settle the fuck down.
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@weirding.bsky.social, I have words for whoever came up with this Locktober crap… 🔐🤬
October 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
@weirding.bsky.social, I have words for whoever came up with this Locktober crap… 🔐🤬
Maybe it's the weed talking but Stardew Valley should have had the whole community be nudists.
September 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Maybe it's the weed talking but Stardew Valley should have had the whole community be nudists.
After a week off I cannot express how much I do not want to go to work today. I want to smoke weed and watch 90s cartoons.
August 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
After a week off I cannot express how much I do not want to go to work today. I want to smoke weed and watch 90s cartoons.
Me: "... And that's why the Kingdom of Huntra has been at war with the Jhulti empire for 700 years."
[Camera pans over to you hogtied and gagged laying on your stomach on the couch next to me.]
You: "mmmmMmfph"
[Camera pans over to you hogtied and gagged laying on your stomach on the couch next to me.]
You: "mmmmMmfph"
August 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Me: "... And that's why the Kingdom of Huntra has been at war with the Jhulti empire for 700 years."
[Camera pans over to you hogtied and gagged laying on your stomach on the couch next to me.]
You: "mmmmMmfph"
[Camera pans over to you hogtied and gagged laying on your stomach on the couch next to me.]
You: "mmmmMmfph"
I continue to grow more and more outraged that this era can't calm the fuck down, get its head on straight, and just for a few decades be fucking normal.
July 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I continue to grow more and more outraged that this era can't calm the fuck down, get its head on straight, and just for a few decades be fucking normal.
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Encasement Hogtie
@portiaeverly.bsky.social and @elisegraves.bsky.social
Portia is the perfect fit for this PVC #ChristopherFetish bodybag! So snug!
But of course Elise makes it even more challenging!
🎥 @kinopayne.bsky.social
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@portiaeverly.bsky.social and @elisegraves.bsky.social
Portia is the perfect fit for this PVC #ChristopherFetish bodybag! So snug!
But of course Elise makes it even more challenging!
🎥 @kinopayne.bsky.social
BondageLiberation.com
July 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Encasement Hogtie
@portiaeverly.bsky.social and @elisegraves.bsky.social
Portia is the perfect fit for this PVC #ChristopherFetish bodybag! So snug!
But of course Elise makes it even more challenging!
🎥 @kinopayne.bsky.social
BondageLiberation.com
@portiaeverly.bsky.social and @elisegraves.bsky.social
Portia is the perfect fit for this PVC #ChristopherFetish bodybag! So snug!
But of course Elise makes it even more challenging!
🎥 @kinopayne.bsky.social
BondageLiberation.com
Watching Strange New Worlds and realizing I remembering how much I want to fuck Nurse Chapel.
July 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Watching Strange New Worlds and realizing I remembering how much I want to fuck Nurse Chapel.
Christ I really wish that I didn't have work tomorrow.
July 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Christ I really wish that I didn't have work tomorrow.
What is the opposite of retrograde?
July 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
What is the opposite of retrograde?
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A fiendish wiggle to push you over the edge 🎀
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April 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
A fiendish wiggle to push you over the edge 🎀
onlyfans.com/cryptidcutie...
#noppv #monsterfucker #altbabe #over30 #backshots #goonsky #onlyfans #petite #ddlg #moan
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Where's my autistic little fucktoy? I need you impaled on my cock as you ramble about the latest hyperfixation.
July 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Where's my autistic little fucktoy? I need you impaled on my cock as you ramble about the latest hyperfixation.
Yep. It's time for something to change. I need to find a new job.
July 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Yep. It's time for something to change. I need to find a new job.
Proof determination, stubborness, and horniness are a dangerous combination. There was a gif I had and I remembered having seen the video years ago. Well tonight, after looking for weeks and months from time to time, I found the video!
July 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Proof determination, stubborness, and horniness are a dangerous combination. There was a gif I had and I remembered having seen the video years ago. Well tonight, after looking for weeks and months from time to time, I found the video!
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Finally Weekend. The sun is shining outside but mostly I‘m not allowed to see it 😉😈
#mummification #mummified #bondage #bdsm #tiedup #gagged #wrappedup
#mummification #mummified #bondage #bdsm #tiedup #gagged #wrappedup
November 23, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Finally Weekend. The sun is shining outside but mostly I‘m not allowed to see it 😉😈
#mummification #mummified #bondage #bdsm #tiedup #gagged #wrappedup
#mummification #mummified #bondage #bdsm #tiedup #gagged #wrappedup
Good GOD I needed to get high and watch Game Changer tonight. This week's episode is amazing.
July 4, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Good GOD I needed to get high and watch Game Changer tonight. This week's episode is amazing.
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Realizing the insecurity in my elders was truly a life changing realization.
June 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Realizing the insecurity in my elders was truly a life changing realization.
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Soaking with my wife call that passive income
October 5, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Soaking with my wife call that passive income
Rewatching old Survivor episodes and I am reminded how much Coach makes me think of the cringey online doms I've come across over the years.
June 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Rewatching old Survivor episodes and I am reminded how much Coach makes me think of the cringey online doms I've come across over the years.
My life improved immeasurably when I realized my family and guests can't realize when I'm on the cusp of being high.
June 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My life improved immeasurably when I realized my family and guests can't realize when I'm on the cusp of being high.
Less than 24 hours of this house guest and I'm already climbing the walls. I need to stop saying yes to having people stay with me when I'm less than enthusiastic to have them.
June 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Less than 24 hours of this house guest and I'm already climbing the walls. I need to stop saying yes to having people stay with me when I'm less than enthusiastic to have them.