Eldritch
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Eldritch
@eldritchelitist.bsky.social
He/him. Staff writer @ Angry Metal Guy. Power metal idiot.
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Fuck it: 2025 Media Thread.
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Sick new Transgressive shirt available!

Get this or our previous two designs at our printify shop!!

transgressive-band-merch.printify.me
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Good night. Go listen to Follow the Reaper again, you know it's been too long www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfbR...
Follow The Reaper
YouTube video by Children of Bodom - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
God fucking dammit
Me loading 8 plates onto the leg press machine: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me unloading and racking 8 plates: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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John Fetterman reported to have fallen after a cannonball fell out a window and clonked him on the head like Lurch in ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
What if this makes him normal again
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ladies, is it gay for your husband to tell you he loves you?
This sounds like a miserable life
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Well that's one less game taking up space on the Steam wishlist

Also lol, lmao (nice)
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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the christmas creep starts earlier and earlier each year

the christmas creep:
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Weird but cool (for me) concert flex: I was so hyped for Break the Wall that during the solo I raised the horns and started waving my arms like a huge dork, at which point Asami looked directly at me, laughed, and followed along. And someone uploaded the footage! youtu.be/2BscQuSO6_U?...
BREAK THE WALL PART 2 LOVEBITES LIVE THE GRANADA LAWRENCE KS 11-10-2025
YouTube video by Anthony Cheray
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Went to church last night
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Not to be the fun police but I do hope people know that Arc Raiders does use generative AI for voice acting, and by supporting the game you're letting higher-ups know that this is an okay practice.

They try to downplay this on the Steam store page by describing the AI usage as vaguely as possible.
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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i would not be awed by the geico gecko if i met him or grateful for the money he's saved me on my car insurance. i would immediately step on him
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Sam Altman looks like he is perpetually on the edge of a nervous breakdown. He's got that David Schwimmer energy
ICYMI: Microsoft’s charge “implies a more than $12 billion quarterly loss at OpenAI, said Firoz Valliji, an analyst at Bernstein.”

That “would mark one of the largest single-quarter losses for a tech company in history.”

@jessefelder.bsky.social $MSFT
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
LMAO WHAT
Um, @variety.com?

That’s…not what that means. 😳 variety.com/2025/music/n...
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I don't know if this has always been the case, but Metal Archives has the FULL lyrics for every Bal-Sagoth song i guess lmao
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
We're recording vocals for my band's first demo on Friday, which shouldn't be a problem, except I'm the one on vocals and I am *very* nervous lmaoooo
November 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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A plea for help. 🙏
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.

His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org

Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
They are almost certainly fishing for a compromise with a 1-year ACA extension so that they can campaign on "saving" the ACA for midterms next year.
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:

Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care

"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just discovered this album of pure Bal-Sagoth worship by a solo artist from Japan and I honestly don't know how something could fit more squarely in my wheelhouse than this
ancientcosmos.bandcamp.com/album/transc...
Transcendental Evils from the Majestic Galaxy, by Ancient Cosmos
8 track album
ancientcosmos.bandcamp.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Least surprising news imaginable: The new Transgressive EP fucking whips
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com/album/not-li...
Not Like This, by Transgressive
5 track album
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
HOLD ON A FUCKING SECOND
DETH DEKK DOMINIONS:🎧🆕🎧

ASHEN HEART - Dragons of Death 🇫🇷💠

Debut album from Nice, France Melodic Death Metal outfit💠

BC➡️ashenheartband.bandcamp.com/album/dragon...💠

#AshenHeart #DragonsofDeath #MelodicDeath #DDDNov6 #DethDekk #KMäN
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Ensiferum. “Token of Time.” 2000. That time when Viking Folk Metal peaked ⚔️

#metalsky #viking #pagan #heathen #folk
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Gym jams
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM