Eli Barnes Cartoons
elibarnescartoons.bsky.social
Eli Barnes Cartoons
@elibarnescartoons.bsky.social
🎨 Cartoonist & Comic Creator | 🧛‍♂️ Bringing humor to the dark side, one panel at a time | 📚

Check out my books on Amazon
Monsters and Mindfulness: amazon.com/gp/product/B0D6L4P8N8
Monsters and Miracles: amazon.com/gp/product/B0DP3RJV9F
Is ordinary life getting you down? Monsters and miracles is your guide to finding the funny side of life.

Check out my comic books—available now on Amazon! 📖✨
Monsters and Mindfulness: https://buff.ly/4gKAKZQ
Monsters and Miracles: https://buff.ly/4adwyiH
Monsters and Mindfulness: Wisdom from the undead and barely living
Monsters and Mindfulness: Wisdom from the undead and barely living
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January 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Breaking news: The mystery is solved! 🪵🤓 Five years, countless chalkboards, and enough coffee to power a small country... all to answer the ultimate question.

Any guesses as to the answer?

#ComicRelief #IndieComics #SupportIndieAuthors #EliBarnesCartoons
January 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Parenting fails 101... The more you know!

Let me know in the comments what the coolest wild animal you have ever held or petted is?

#ComicRelief #ParentingFails #IndieComics #DarkHumor #SupportIndieAuthors #EliBarnesCartoons
January 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Witch doctor are you here to see... I mean are you here to see the witch doctor? 😯

Have you ever tried traditional healing before? Let me know your experience below.

#DarkHumor #ComicRelief #IndieComics #SupportIndieAuthors #AmazonComics #elibarnescartoons
January 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Sometimes the human experience is just too much to handle. 😂

Howl do you handle it?

#WerewolfHumor #ComicRelief #IndieComics #SupportIndieAuthors #elibarnescartoons
January 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
When the leaders are not the experts! 🤔

Would you follow this man, and why / why not?

#ComicRelief #SatiricalHumor #EliBarnesCartoons

For more satire, check out my books—available now on Amazon! 📖
Monsters and Mindfulness: https://buff.ly/4gKAKZQ
Monsters and Miracles: https://buff.ly/4adwyiH
January 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Sometimes beware of the dog really means beware of the dog 😂
Have you ever seen a Great Dane hiding from a Chihuahua? It's a site to behold. Let me know your funniest Chihuahua story 🤗)

#ChihuahuaDefense #CourtroomDrama #UnexpectedGuardDog #EliBarnesCartoons #IndieAuthors
January 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The most thrilling 50-meter marathon in history. Slow and steady doesn't just win the race—it defines it.

Do you think you'd have the patience to watch this epic competition unfold?

#SlothMarathon #SlowAndSteady #ComedyRace #EliBarnesCartoons #IndieAuthors
January 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
When chess strategy takes a romantic turn—what happens on the board stays on the board!

Do you like enemies to lovers tropes?

#ChessRomance #GameOfHearts #StrategicFlirting #EliBarnesCartoons #IndieAuthors
January 1, 2025 at 8:00 AM
When HR policies reach even the depths of the underworld: customer satisfaction surveys now included!

How do you think you'd score in this performance review?

#HellishHumor #CustomerFeedback #DevilInDetails #elibarnescartoons #indiecartoonists
December 31, 2024 at 8:00 PM
The aliens have spoken: irony transcends galaxies.

Have you ever felt out of place in a new group? How did you handle it?

#AlienHumor #NewGuyVibes #WeirdoEnergy #elibarnescartoons #indiecartoonist
December 31, 2024 at 8:00 AM
Young Dracula thought he could meditate his way through sunrise. Turns out, some things are non-negotiable—even for vampires.

What’s the most ambitious thing you’ve ever tried to push through with sheer willpower?

#MindOverMatter #VampireHumor #MeditationFails
December 30, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Bradley’s late-night feast turned out to be a ticking time bomb during his final meditation exam. Some choices are better left uneaten!

Do you think Bradley learned his lesson about pre-exam snacks?

#MeditationHumor #LateNightRegrets #MindfulEating
December 29, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Things took a very unexpected twist as the classic villain underestimated her opponent—and their guardian.

If you were Dorothy, how would you handle this beastly surprise?

#PlotTwist #WickedWitchFails #FairyTaleRewritten #elibarnescartoons
December 29, 2024 at 8:00 AM
When mindfulness instructions get a little... misunderstood.

What’s the most unique or confusing piece of advice you’ve ever received?

#mindfulnesshumor #meditationfail #comicrelief #monkishmissteps #elibarnescartoons
December 28, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Rugby players call it determination; soccer players call it the end of the world.

Which sport do you think requires the toughest mentality?

#sportsbanter #rugbyvsfootball #athletehumor #elibarnescartoons #sportsmentality #humorincompetition
December 28, 2024 at 8:00 AM
Kathy believed silence was the secret to productive meetings, but the team clearly mistook it as nap time.

What’s the most unusual meeting strategy you’ve encountered?

#workplacehumor #mindfulleadership #officeculture #elibarnescartoons #meetingsgonewrong #mindfulnessfail
December 27, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Looking for a hilarious and thought-provoking escape? 📚 Perfect for fun moments of reflection.

🛒 Find them now on Amazon:
👉 Monsters and Mindfulness: https://buff.ly/3ZJWUnQ
👉 Monsters and Miracles: https://buff.ly/3DoJs1f

Treat yourself or share the joy with someone who needs a smile today! �
December 27, 2024 at 2:00 PM
When world leaders miscommunicate. At least we don't have that proble... never mind.

Have you ever been misunderstood so badly that it led to unintended consequences?

#monstersandmindfulness #monstersandmiracles #elibarnescartoons #intergalacticdiplomacy #universaltranslatorfail #mindfulnesschaos
December 27, 2024 at 8:00 AM
How very mindful, how demu... what is that in the sky and why is it getting so much bigger?

Are dinosaurs the original mindfulness practitioners, or does this T-Rex just seem like it's "zen and extinct"?

#dinosaurs #mindfulness #TRexZen #MonstersAndMindfulness #MonstersAndMiracles
December 26, 2024 at 8:00 PM
The ocean is full of wonders, like grateful sharks. Talk about staying positive while hunting!

What’s the most unusual thing you’ve ever been grateful for?

#monstersandmindfulness #elibarnescartoons #sharkhumor #mindfulappreciation #underwaterthoughts
December 24, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Sāmanera Ananda’s meditation was so deep that he might have skipped a century or two.

Have you ever felt like you missed something big while focusing on your inner peace?

#monstersandmindfulness #elibarnescartoons #futurethoughts #meditationhumor #mindfulmoments
December 24, 2024 at 8:00 AM
Sometimes the quietest panels speak the loudest. Just keep moving, folks... or should you?

What’s the best “nothing to see here” moment you’ve experienced or heard of?

#monstersandmindfulness #elibarnescartoons #comicrelief #minimalistart #funnyquotes
December 23, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Sometimes, even the most serene journeys end with a stubbed toe and a few choice words. 🦶💥

If a monk breaks his vow of silence and no-one is around to hear it, did it happen?

#monstersandmindfulness #monstersandmiracles #elibarnescartoons #mindfulnesshumor #comicrelief #meditationfun
December 23, 2024 at 8:00 AM
Procrastination rebranded: Zen in the face of deadlines.

Does your work pile look like this?

#MindfulProcrastination #WorkPileWisdom #StressReliefThroughMeditation #OfficeHumor
December 22, 2024 at 8:00 PM