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Megan Christopher
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Writer. Artist. Crafter. Geek. YOU’LL NEVER SEE ME NAKED cartoonist and dog mom who also happens to have a cat and ADHD. (she/her/they)

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Hello internet! I’m Megan Christopher, and I make cartoons and write essays about my life as an anxious, androgynous, aromantic, atheist asexual with ADHD. I post about comics, books, my dog Nebula, my cat Valkyrie, Taskmaster UK, Dropout content, mental health, and my latest hyperfixations.
I’m beginning to feel like I’m Severed, using my work hours (reminiscent of Macrodata Refinement) to avoid thinking about all the horrors, but I get to keep my memories so the memes still make sense.
February 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If I’m not careful, I’m going to get back into embroidery.
January 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Started watching the Lower Decks episode of Dropout’s Dirty Laundry, and had to sketch the expression Tawny Newsome made when she was accused of writing a college essay about Avril Lavigne.

I haven’t sketched in Procreate in a while, it’s different than I’m used to. Ended up kinda pastel-y.
January 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I was going to get up and vacuum, but then my dog curled up next to me on the couch, and I guess the floor will just have to stay dirty.
January 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Oh snap!
January 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Little moments of joy: asking your friends to help you figure out why a formula isn’t producing the correct result, then fixing it yourself through sheer bloody stubbornness before any of them respond.
January 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Relatedly, the serenity prayer is for real pretty darn good y'all.
A lot of this is going to get blocked in court. A lot of it isn't really meaningful. And unless it's literally your job there is not much you can do about any of it tonight. And no, worrying about it does not somehow give you control over events, my shrink was real clear about that.
don’t give into that shit - you’re allowed to log off and just catch up on it later
January 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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If i died I‘d want to be known as someone my friends, family, and students know they could trust and confide in.

Many of us are scared and its fine to admit that. Many of us who are alone are terrified and its fine to admit that too.

Be a rock or a light or a beacon for yourself and for others.
January 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If there are any kids in this Millennial retirement home, I urge you to take care of this fuckery in your 20s. Middle-aged You will be grateful.

I’m too old for this shit.
My credit score is going to go down for applying for a new credit card which I did to increase my credit score because my credit report dinged me for only having one card.

I could not hate this bullshit system more.
January 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The layers on this one. 😂
January 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My credit score is going to go down for applying for a new credit card which I did to increase my credit score because my credit report dinged me for only having one card.

I could not hate this bullshit system more.
January 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Excellent thread. I was particularly glad to read that there *is* a program for people who worked at fire camps to get into the fire service after their release. Also that they can get their records expunged.
I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012.

Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.

A thread.
January 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Do not feel compelled to finish a book you are not enjoying or getting something from! No shame in DNF!
Anyway the other great thing about the library is that if you borrow a novel through Libby and you're ten pages in when you realize simultaneously "I feel like I am drinking poison" and "If I read much more of this, my own writing may never recover," you can just... give it back!
January 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Please send anything you can to Jordan @indiedynamo.bsky.social, who lost his home, brother, and father to the fires here in Los Angeles. If you can’t donate, please share. www.gofundme.com/f/help-jorda...
Donate to Help Jordan Rebuild After Eaton Fire & Family Tragedy, organized by Andrew Edwards
Hi, everyone. My name is Andrew, and I’m reaching out on behalf … Andrew Edwards needs your support for Help Jordan Rebuild After Eaton Fire & Family Tragedy
www.gofundme.com
January 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Someone in my normally very quiet building is playing something with a very repetitive twang that is just loud enough to trigger my misophonia, but I don’t know where it’s coming from.

Probably time to get new noise-canceling headphones.
January 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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If you’re in the LA area and are looking to help volunteer with the fire relief efforts:

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
LA Fires | IN PERSON Volunteer Opps
docs.google.com
January 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Volunteered for a few hours in Pasadena today at a site collecting donations, and it was really great to see people dropping off carloads.

Where I was they were looking for new items (used items were separated to be donated later) and there was a shortage of kids clothing, especially older kids.
January 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Black Families Displaced By California Wildfires Launch Online Fundraisers To Help Start Over
A significant portion of the Black population in #Altadena, which was decimated by the #EatonFire, is aged 65 and older.
newsone.com/5844408/help...
Black Families Displaced By California Wildfires Launch Online Fundraisers To Help Start Over
Black families in Altadena displaced by the Los Angeles wildfires are in desperate need of help and have launched GoFundMe accounts.
newsone.com
January 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I think tomorrow morning I’ll see if any of the places on this mutual aid list are looking for volunteers. Deeply appreciate whoever compiled the list.
Master doc of mutual aid groups helping people and animals on the ground in LA. Please share docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
MALAN Fire & Wind Storm Resources
docs.google.com
January 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I wish there was a convenient way to explain to the Muppet why we’re not going for our usual long walks, because ‘I don’t think they make N95 masks for dogs,’ isn’t translating.
January 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Obsessively checking the Watch Duty app, but otherwise okay. Air is fucked, but I’m out of range of the fires for now, and the winds have stopped in my area.
January 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Master doc of mutual aid groups helping people and animals on the ground in LA. Please share docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
MALAN Fire & Wind Storm Resources
docs.google.com
January 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM