Em
@emmroses.bsky.social
31 • pdx • writer
Don’t make me an optimist, you’ll ruin my life
Don’t make me an optimist, you’ll ruin my life
You gotta listen when they put their personality disorder on full display
October 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
You gotta listen when they put their personality disorder on full display
Hinge is like, “your type? Never heard of her.”
September 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Hinge is like, “your type? Never heard of her.”
Chicken sausage might be the greatest food invention ever
August 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Chicken sausage might be the greatest food invention ever
The no-makeup/bermuda shorts combo is really effective creep repellent
August 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The no-makeup/bermuda shorts combo is really effective creep repellent
My baby bangs are like my 2020 situationship. I just cannot seem to get over them and move on to (possibly) greener pastures
August 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
My baby bangs are like my 2020 situationship. I just cannot seem to get over them and move on to (possibly) greener pastures
Sorry but no one and I mean no one wants to hear you blasting Jelly Roll at the river
August 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Sorry but no one and I mean no one wants to hear you blasting Jelly Roll at the river
Gotta take advantage of a full beat and a hotel mirror
August 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Gotta take advantage of a full beat and a hotel mirror
Also this mid century clock but it was $50 😵💫
August 5, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Also this mid century clock but it was $50 😵💫
Saw a skunk piggy bank at the antique store today and can’t stop thinking about it. Should I go back for her?
August 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Saw a skunk piggy bank at the antique store today and can’t stop thinking about it. Should I go back for her?
I’m feeling really heavy, sad vibes being in Colorado right now. I wish I could come back here and enjoy it
July 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I’m feeling really heavy, sad vibes being in Colorado right now. I wish I could come back here and enjoy it
Piping hot take and I hate to admit it but Facebook dating is functionally superior to hinge and tinder
July 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Piping hot take and I hate to admit it but Facebook dating is functionally superior to hinge and tinder
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I feel like I have my life together when my bras and panties match
July 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I feel like I have my life together when my bras and panties match
I can forgive the Gen x women at the bar next to me for their phone volume simply because they’re cracking up at skibidi toilet videos
July 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I can forgive the Gen x women at the bar next to me for their phone volume simply because they’re cracking up at skibidi toilet videos
Feel most like myself with this color
July 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Feel most like myself with this color
“Male loneliness epidemic”
July 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
“Male loneliness epidemic”
Mine might be the only family in the world that doesn’t want a corgi around for a weekend
July 22, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Mine might be the only family in the world that doesn’t want a corgi around for a weekend
Almost didn’t click the link for these when it arrived almost 8 months late
July 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Almost didn’t click the link for these when it arrived almost 8 months late
I wonder if the men who criticize women for putting their insta handles in their dating app bios realize how many men put their insta handles in their dating app bios
July 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I wonder if the men who criticize women for putting their insta handles in their dating app bios realize how many men put their insta handles in their dating app bios
I really can’t contain myself around pimento cheese
July 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I really can’t contain myself around pimento cheese
Smoking cigarettes is crazy because no buzz or high could possibly be worth smelling like that
July 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Smoking cigarettes is crazy because no buzz or high could possibly be worth smelling like that
Doing some online shopping tonight to make up for how poorly online dating is going
July 14, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Doing some online shopping tonight to make up for how poorly online dating is going
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idk which branch of Christianity this is, but if there’s a pamphlet or something, you have my interest
July 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
idk which branch of Christianity this is, but if there’s a pamphlet or something, you have my interest
*promotes a venue for minors*
*gets pen*ses drawn all over the building*
“Who could have done this? This is what gets venues shut down”
*gets pen*ses drawn all over the building*
“Who could have done this? This is what gets venues shut down”
July 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
*promotes a venue for minors*
*gets pen*ses drawn all over the building*
“Who could have done this? This is what gets venues shut down”
*gets pen*ses drawn all over the building*
“Who could have done this? This is what gets venues shut down”
