Emma 🇪🇺
@emmsyvoll.bsky.social
maschinevoll.neocities.org
Big generator (of skeets) ((this is a yes reference))
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Big generator (of skeets) ((this is a yes reference))
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Lowk hate social media but it lets me send pibble videos to my girlfriend so I’ll tolerate it
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Lowk hate social media but it lets me send pibble videos to my girlfriend so I’ll tolerate it
People need to label they shit better dawg I just scrolled past full on furry porn on the discovery feed and it wasn’t labelled so it just was kinda there out in the open like cmon bruh thank god im alone right now
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 AM
People need to label they shit better dawg I just scrolled past full on furry porn on the discovery feed and it wasn’t labelled so it just was kinda there out in the open like cmon bruh thank god im alone right now
Would kill for a quiche right now
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Would kill for a quiche right now
I went to the gender change office and everyone knew you there,,,
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I went to the gender change office and everyone knew you there,,,
Summer was 3 months ago,,, WHAT?!??
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Summer was 3 months ago,,, WHAT?!??
I low key think Steven universe (movie and epilogue included) was a really well written, really pretty and creative show with a banger ost rivalled only by adventure time,,, but only low key (no but like high key tho why do we hate it?)
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I low key think Steven universe (movie and epilogue included) was a really well written, really pretty and creative show with a banger ost rivalled only by adventure time,,, but only low key (no but like high key tho why do we hate it?)
it's 8am why the fuck did I wake up it's saturdayyy
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 AM
it's 8am why the fuck did I wake up it's saturdayyy
Thank god I get out at 8pm today and not 9, I have vintage recordings of my guitar to shoot with my newly found camcorder capabilities!
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Thank god I get out at 8pm today and not 9, I have vintage recordings of my guitar to shoot with my newly found camcorder capabilities!
My sketch book only has 3 pages left and I still haven’t gotten money for a new one it is so close to being joever
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
My sketch book only has 3 pages left and I still haven’t gotten money for a new one it is so close to being joever
Got a free projector AND miniDV cable off work today!!! Feelin good B)
November 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Got a free projector AND miniDV cable off work today!!! Feelin good B)
My phone is telling me it’s 13 degrees celcius outside but I’m still hot in my hoodie what did they mean by this please let me just wear this thing
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 AM
My phone is telling me it’s 13 degrees celcius outside but I’m still hot in my hoodie what did they mean by this please let me just wear this thing
Was coming into work and I saw the cat that lives outside djbsevnsbrbden shame she doesn’t let anyone pet her,,, she’s fed up after years of living near kids the poor thing
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Was coming into work and I saw the cat that lives outside djbsevnsbrbden shame she doesn’t let anyone pet her,,, she’s fed up after years of living near kids the poor thing
How does “this old dog” actually go? I remember thinking it said “this old dog aint a bark to forget” at the beginning but now I hear “this old dog aint about to forget” and I think the second fits better but I like the first one cus awww dog barks!!
November 7, 2025 at 7:57 AM
How does “this old dog” actually go? I remember thinking it said “this old dog aint a bark to forget” at the beginning but now I hear “this old dog aint about to forget” and I think the second fits better but I like the first one cus awww dog barks!!
Im like if a puppy girl was forced to become a dog woman too early,,,
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Im like if a puppy girl was forced to become a dog woman too early,,,
Going to Italy for an Erasmus thing,,, coming from Spain I doubt it’ll be different at all! It’s just Spain but they speak funny and are somehow more toxicly masculine it should be an easy trip (going to Italy for an it job is kinda funny tho)
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Going to Italy for an Erasmus thing,,, coming from Spain I doubt it’ll be different at all! It’s just Spain but they speak funny and are somehow more toxicly masculine it should be an easy trip (going to Italy for an it job is kinda funny tho)
Sometimes I slow down and watch the clouds go by. It grounds me, shows me that the world really does go on at its own pace. It's just as calming as it is weirdly jarring, seeing myself and everything I know rotate,,, forever,,, Being a human is cool sometimes
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Sometimes I slow down and watch the clouds go by. It grounds me, shows me that the world really does go on at its own pace. It's just as calming as it is weirdly jarring, seeing myself and everything I know rotate,,, forever,,, Being a human is cool sometimes
Listening to this old dog by Mac demarco because I finally was sad enough to pirate it cus I needed the vibes,,, man it doesn’t disappoint what a great album, deserves all the praise it has gotten
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Listening to this old dog by Mac demarco because I finally was sad enough to pirate it cus I needed the vibes,,, man it doesn’t disappoint what a great album, deserves all the praise it has gotten
brain so fucked I opened foobar instead of silksong
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
brain so fucked I opened foobar instead of silksong
Playing cities skylines in class at 30fps is gonna be a core memory trvst
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Playing cities skylines in class at 30fps is gonna be a core memory trvst
Theory: being tall sucks balls
Practice: can't even sit with my legs crossed cus table too small for big leg
Conclusion: being tall sucks balls
Practice: can't even sit with my legs crossed cus table too small for big leg
Conclusion: being tall sucks balls
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Theory: being tall sucks balls
Practice: can't even sit with my legs crossed cus table too small for big leg
Conclusion: being tall sucks balls
Practice: can't even sit with my legs crossed cus table too small for big leg
Conclusion: being tall sucks balls
Grrr I hate people that are like “just adapt to your schedule” when their work consists of scrolling on their phone while getting free food and drinks and im out here having to interact with 14 year olds and fixing they damn busted up computers with no bonuses and constant oversight
November 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Grrr I hate people that are like “just adapt to your schedule” when their work consists of scrolling on their phone while getting free food and drinks and im out here having to interact with 14 year olds and fixing they damn busted up computers with no bonuses and constant oversight
Mamdani winning is pretty cool it’s refreshing seeing politicians in the us be as left as European ones, hopefully some more spring up for even more important positions!!
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Mamdani winning is pretty cool it’s refreshing seeing politicians in the us be as left as European ones, hopefully some more spring up for even more important positions!!
I wish the old twitter ui extension thingy had a Bluesky version that would be so cool please please please please
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I wish the old twitter ui extension thingy had a Bluesky version that would be so cool please please please please
Not being able to play splatoon anymore might be the reason im so sad
November 5, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Not being able to play splatoon anymore might be the reason im so sad
With lots of skeets comes lots of burrying, skeet responsibly, lest you trample on the potential fame of a gem
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 AM
With lots of skeets comes lots of burrying, skeet responsibly, lest you trample on the potential fame of a gem