EmShd
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EmShd
@emshd.bsky.social
GenX. She/Her. Lurking like a chronically ill and occasionally bored creeper
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oops it's her again
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Having one of those mornings where I miss the life I had in the dream I now can't remember...
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 AM
THIS!!!
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Why is it every time the Americans call something a "casserole" it is an absolute fucking abomination?
December 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I always knew Snuffy was a diva
knew i’d seen this silhouette somewhere before.
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Someone who worked on #Dispatch has a piss kink

And I can 100% prove it (real)
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hey when did boys stop wearing nailpolish? Can we get more of that back please? Ta
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This is killing me 😁
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I have made this recipe a bunch of times and it always comes out SO GOOD. Although a lot less pretty 😁
The invisible apple cake (gâteau invisible) is so stunning, you’d never guess that it’s as simple as thinly-sliced apples in a vanilla-flecked lemon-scented crêpe batter.

smittenkitchen.com/2024/12/invi...
November 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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My golden scepter is good for pointing at people in an accusatory manner. But my obsidian scepter is good for banging on the floor to bring order to an unruly crowd. How am I supposed to pick just one to bring on holiday
October 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Forgot to set the cold brew up yesterday...
prince is sitting on a couch in a black and white photo with his eyes closed and a chain around his neck .
Alt: Prince can't believe I forgot to make the coffee
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October 13, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I think I'm most looking forward to watching Marisha & Aabria cause mayhem while rp'ing the fuck outta Campaign 4 of #criticalrole
October 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
All 3 toys went flat...not happy
a close up of a cat 's face with an angry look on its face
Alt: Angy kitty
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October 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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October 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Can't even say "shiver me timbers" or call your coworkers "landlubbers" any more without people making all kinds of assumptions about you
October 5, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Used a chainsaw for the first time today
a cartoon penguin wearing glasses and a red hat with the words i 'm an adult behind him
ALT: a cartoon penguin wearing glasses and a red hat with the words i 'm an adult behind him
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October 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
September 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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bond girls but they’re also muppets: thread
September 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This was my life, all day today...
September 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I am not very subby but spent the entire time listening to this like
September 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM