Eric Fastner
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Twitter refugee looking for some people to talk #rstats, #docker, #selfhosting, #homelab, #hockey, #dataviz, #homebrewing, and #ProWrestling with
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Look, if Steam wants to sell everyone a Linux PC pretending to be a Sexy Gamecube, I'm not going to argue.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
Steam Hardware Announcement
YouTube video by Valve
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Look, if Steam wants to sell everyone a Linux PC pretending to be a Sexy Gamecube, I'm not going to argue.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
Jey turning heel by betraying Cena during War Games
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Jey turning heel by betraying Cena during War Games
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Elon Musk says that he can see why Daryl Hall broke up with Joyce Carol Oates.
late to this but i feel like an underrated part of the musk meltdown over joyce carol oates accusing him of not reading is this musk reply that makes it clear he has never read anything by joyce carol oates
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Elon Musk says that he can see why Daryl Hall broke up with Joyce Carol Oates.
Screw No Kings, when’s the No Bitch-Ass Cowards rally?
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Screw No Kings, when’s the No Bitch-Ass Cowards rally?
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Shutting down the government is a big deal. People have been hurt in big ways as a result of the decision. To have that suffering be for nothing—to re-open the government without actually having protected people’s health insurance and economic well-being—is unconscionable.
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Shutting down the government is a big deal. People have been hurt in big ways as a result of the decision. To have that suffering be for nothing—to re-open the government without actually having protected people’s health insurance and economic well-being—is unconscionable.
Dems just continue to prove that the narrative that they’re just a bunch of loser energy cowards is 100% true
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Dems just continue to prove that the narrative that they’re just a bunch of loser energy cowards is 100% true
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Holy mackerel the PLURIBUS pilot is the best I’ve seen in quite some time
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Holy mackerel the PLURIBUS pilot is the best I’ve seen in quite some time
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idk if yall knew this but marriage is really really great if you find the right person to do it with
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
idk if yall knew this but marriage is really really great if you find the right person to do it with
The president fucks kids so now yours can’t eat
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The president fucks kids so now yours can’t eat
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Do you teach #rstats? Do your students complain about how lame and old-fashioned dplyr is? Don't worry: I have the solution for you: github.com/hadley/genzp....
genzplyr is dplyr, but bussin fr fr no cap.
genzplyr is dplyr, but bussin fr fr no cap.
GitHub - hadley/genzplyr: dplyr but make it bussin fr fr no cap
dplyr but make it bussin fr fr no cap. Contribute to hadley/genzplyr development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Do you teach #rstats? Do your students complain about how lame and old-fashioned dplyr is? Don't worry: I have the solution for you: github.com/hadley/genzp....
genzplyr is dplyr, but bussin fr fr no cap.
genzplyr is dplyr, but bussin fr fr no cap.
We are not talking enough about how quick RFK bailed outta there after that guy went down
November 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
We are not talking enough about how quick RFK bailed outta there after that guy went down
That means Cuomo
Reporter: Today is election day in New York City. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: Look, I voted. And I look forward to working with the next mayor to help New York City.
Schumer: Look, I voted. And I look forward to working with the next mayor to help New York City.
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
That means Cuomo
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
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THE LIBBING OUT WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
THE LIBBING OUT WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
Me explaining to my wife how dinner with the kids went
The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Me explaining to my wife how dinner with the kids went
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*Inning 25*
BENCH COACH: What do we do, Dave? We're all out of pitchers.
*Dave Roberts pets Bud, the team's lucky golden retriever*
DAVE ROBERTS: That's where you're wrong...
BENCH COACH: What do we do, Dave? We're all out of pitchers.
*Dave Roberts pets Bud, the team's lucky golden retriever*
DAVE ROBERTS: That's where you're wrong...
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
*Inning 25*
BENCH COACH: What do we do, Dave? We're all out of pitchers.
*Dave Roberts pets Bud, the team's lucky golden retriever*
DAVE ROBERTS: That's where you're wrong...
BENCH COACH: What do we do, Dave? We're all out of pitchers.
*Dave Roberts pets Bud, the team's lucky golden retriever*
DAVE ROBERTS: That's where you're wrong...
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The people who fell for WMDs
and the people falling for drug boats
are an overlapping circle.
and the people falling for drug boats
are an overlapping circle.
October 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The people who fell for WMDs
and the people falling for drug boats
are an overlapping circle.
and the people falling for drug boats
are an overlapping circle.
It’s fucked up that the President of the United States is weaponizing the office to punish his opponents to cover up that he’s a pedophile, but I do appreciate that he’s crashing out in public where we can all enjoy it
Trump: "Adam Schiff is one of the lowest forms of scum I've ever dealt with in politics. He's a horrible human being."
October 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It’s fucked up that the President of the United States is weaponizing the office to punish his opponents to cover up that he’s a pedophile, but I do appreciate that he’s crashing out in public where we can all enjoy it
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All this time “Draining the Swamp” was code for building a “Fancy ballroom for the Swamp to throw private parties”.
a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
All this time “Draining the Swamp” was code for building a “Fancy ballroom for the Swamp to throw private parties”.
Remember when Trump was mad at Canada for burning down the White House?
October 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Remember when Trump was mad at Canada for burning down the White House?
Whoever went back in time and gave Trump that sports almanac is a real asshole
October 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Whoever went back in time and gave Trump that sports almanac is a real asshole