EssonnianDragon
@essonniandragon.bsky.social
Heyo! I'm a 23yo competent ‘nerd’, incompetent ‘human being’, and aspiring polymath • my thought process is a global circulation model • he/they/whatever idk • pfp by @knopenri.bsky.social • sfw here plz • I'm an AroAce&Aspie dragon!
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For context: I'm a computer science student (undergraduate, third year) and I have exams at the end of the month.
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I have two modes:
1. Autism and ADHD working together (unstoppable force)
2. Tired and depressingly bored (immovable object)
They together form a chaotic system whose properties have eluded mathematicians for centuries
1. Autism and ADHD working together (unstoppable force)
2. Tired and depressingly bored (immovable object)
They together form a chaotic system whose properties have eluded mathematicians for centuries
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Who's to say oceans don't technically form one big endorheic lake
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Who's to say oceans don't technically form one big endorheic lake
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ok this joke might be a little too specific
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ok this joke might be a little too specific
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
Ngl at this point it's almost starting to give me Tiverton and Honiton '22 vibes
I think GOP probably wins TN-07, but even a near miss would probably scare the shit out of them (laudatory)
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Ngl at this point it's almost starting to give me Tiverton and Honiton '22 vibes
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
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Oh..my..god..this year Playmobil is releasing an advent calendar themed after a museum robbery..
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Oh..my..god..this year Playmobil is releasing an advent calendar themed after a museum robbery..
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my spellchecker correcting "aromantic" to "aromatic" should be considered a hate crime.
I'M NOT STINKY, I JUST DON'T GET ROMANCE, OKAY? STOP CALLING ME NAMES, COMPUTER
I'M NOT STINKY, I JUST DON'T GET ROMANCE, OKAY? STOP CALLING ME NAMES, COMPUTER
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
my spellchecker correcting "aromantic" to "aromatic" should be considered a hate crime.
I'M NOT STINKY, I JUST DON'T GET ROMANCE, OKAY? STOP CALLING ME NAMES, COMPUTER
I'M NOT STINKY, I JUST DON'T GET ROMANCE, OKAY? STOP CALLING ME NAMES, COMPUTER
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Happy World Linguistics Day from Budapest, capital of a peculiar linguistic phenomenon--the Hungarian language!
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Happy World Linguistics Day from Budapest, capital of a peculiar linguistic phenomenon--the Hungarian language!
Just saw a UFO!! No picture but reporting it anyway: near vertical slightly north from Palaiseau, France; a series of at least a dozen lights (very slight green tint?) like satellites (constant speed), but following each other at mostly regular intervals (5~15° separation?), from west to east
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Just saw a UFO!! No picture but reporting it anyway: near vertical slightly north from Palaiseau, France; a series of at least a dozen lights (very slight green tint?) like satellites (constant speed), but following each other at mostly regular intervals (5~15° separation?), from west to east
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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also i know i'm asking at the wrong time of day but if anyone has either shapefiles of 2022 israeli polling districts (polygons or dots) or a list of polling station locations, or knows where i could find them please send them my way
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
also i know i'm asking at the wrong time of day but if anyone has either shapefiles of 2022 israeli polling districts (polygons or dots) or a list of polling station locations, or knows where i could find them please send them my way
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So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
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We are moving inexorably to the end point of electoral chaos - five parties all tied on 19% in the polls, election to be decided by blindfolded chimps chucking coloured darts at a constituency map
Westminster Voting Intention:
RFM: 25% (-2)
LAB: 19% (=)
CON: 18% (+1)
GRN: 16% (-1)
LDM: 15% (+2)
SNP: 3% (=)
Via @yougov.co.uk, 23-24 Nov.
Changes w/ 16-17 Nov.
RFM: 25% (-2)
LAB: 19% (=)
CON: 18% (+1)
GRN: 16% (-1)
LDM: 15% (+2)
SNP: 3% (=)
Via @yougov.co.uk, 23-24 Nov.
Changes w/ 16-17 Nov.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
We are moving inexorably to the end point of electoral chaos - five parties all tied on 19% in the polls, election to be decided by blindfolded chimps chucking coloured darts at a constituency map
It's been up just long enough for someone to save it on @archive.org lmao
web.archive.org/web/20251126...
web.archive.org/web/20251126...
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It's been up just long enough for someone to save it on @archive.org lmao
web.archive.org/web/20251126...
web.archive.org/web/20251126...
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We're now doing budget exit polls, I guess
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
We're now doing budget exit polls, I guess
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Cringe Indonesian ID cards: has a religion column. Mandatory to pick one of six recognized faiths! How reactionary!
Visonian internal passports: NO religion column because all Visonians ARE and MUST be Disciplist Caulists! How progressive!
Visonian internal passports: NO religion column because all Visonians ARE and MUST be Disciplist Caulists! How progressive!
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Cringe Indonesian ID cards: has a religion column. Mandatory to pick one of six recognized faiths! How reactionary!
Visonian internal passports: NO religion column because all Visonians ARE and MUST be Disciplist Caulists! How progressive!
Visonian internal passports: NO religion column because all Visonians ARE and MUST be Disciplist Caulists! How progressive!
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dating apps are genuinely not for me; twitter and bsky are better at filtering ppl who care about my niche interests 💀
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
dating apps are genuinely not for me; twitter and bsky are better at filtering ppl who care about my niche interests 💀
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this is probably my favorite pic I've taken this year
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
this is probably my favorite pic I've taken this year
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if you don't want to read my posts then just don't read them. under no fucking circumstances should you ask autocomplete what i wrote and assume that its response has any relationship to reality
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
if you don't want to read my posts then just don't read them. under no fucking circumstances should you ask autocomplete what i wrote and assume that its response has any relationship to reality
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"shake to summarize" thanks firefox. just build the endumbening technology right in. why even write anything when the browser has a zero-click shortcut to put it through a blender and turn it into an idiot smoothie. the shortcut is even literally shaking. fuck you
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 AM
"shake to summarize" thanks firefox. just build the endumbening technology right in. why even write anything when the browser has a zero-click shortcut to put it through a blender and turn it into an idiot smoothie. the shortcut is even literally shaking. fuck you
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These three rats are on a mission to look at kink art, please help them 🥺🐀🐀🐀
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
These three rats are on a mission to look at kink art, please help them 🥺🐀🐀🐀
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
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