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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
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This time of year, you get the whole beach to yourself
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This time of year, you get the whole beach to yourself
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I need my free birthday drink but the Starbucks app is down.
a man in a plaid shirt is crying while looking at a cell phone
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October 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I need my free birthday drink but the Starbucks app is down.
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Finally home and ready to watch some movies! #TCMParty
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a tiled wall
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October 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Finally home and ready to watch some movies! #TCMParty
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Jesus christ are they cremating him
83yo Paul McCartney with *significantly* more pyro than any of us expected.
October 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Jesus christ are they cremating him
My Walking On The Beach Game is on point. Get on my level, losers.
June 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My Walking On The Beach Game is on point. Get on my level, losers.
Of COURSE a group of hobbyist coders refactored the code for the ancient "Local On The 8s" weather channel renderer into modern platforms.
Vaporware not included
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June 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Of COURSE a group of hobbyist coders refactored the code for the ancient "Local On The 8s" weather channel renderer into modern platforms.
Vaporware not included
Vaporware not included
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Here is a screenshot the hacker provided of their access to TeleMessage's systems. This was a list of Customs and Border Protection officials. I called a bunch of them, confirmed the numbers do belong to CBP officials www.404media.co/the-signal-c...
May 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Here is a screenshot the hacker provided of their access to TeleMessage's systems. This was a list of Customs and Border Protection officials. I called a bunch of them, confirmed the numbers do belong to CBP officials www.404media.co/the-signal-c...
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wow that's a phenomenal 3
Zuck: The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
wow that's a phenomenal 3
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Imagine sex with me
Wrong
You forgot Tech Decks
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You forgot Tech Decks
Imagine sex with me
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You forgot Hot Wheels cars
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You forgot Hot Wheels cars
Imagine sex with me
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You forgot the finger puppets
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You forgot the finger puppets
April 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Imagine sex with me
Wrong
You forgot Tech Decks
Wrong
You forgot Tech Decks
April 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Glooooooock lobster
April 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Glooooooock lobster
I felt bad that they couldn't see what's going on in the yard.
April 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I felt bad that they couldn't see what's going on in the yard.
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mom i frew up my SpaghettiOs
April 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
mom i frew up my SpaghettiOs
I feel this whenever I read the news these days..
April 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I feel this whenever I read the news these days..
I can remember this! It was awful. Mom was so hopeful and made a beautiful taco salad and the dressing was heinous. Dad was visibly angry. Not at mom, but at the dressing.
Kraft Taco Dressing (1984-circa 1987): A creamy salad dressing, made with sour cream, tomato, onion, and "mild" taco spices, made to complement taco salads
April 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I can remember this! It was awful. Mom was so hopeful and made a beautiful taco salad and the dressing was heinous. Dad was visibly angry. Not at mom, but at the dressing.
Trust me I am a #3dprinting professional and I swear I know what I'm doing.
March 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Trust me I am a #3dprinting professional and I swear I know what I'm doing.
Would it kill the people that make avocados to start putting different toys inside?? I have like 30 wooden balls already.
March 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Would it kill the people that make avocados to start putting different toys inside?? I have like 30 wooden balls already.
Probably my weirdest free furniture snag.
February 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Probably my weirdest free furniture snag.