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Evie
@eviecooki.bsky.social
She/Her. 🎮 Gamer. 🌿 LOTR fan. 🎲 D&D lover. Mid-twenties. I like video editing and drawing birds. Minors DNI please 🖤🤍💜
Little birb :)
December 2, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The patreon logo looks like a bean and I can't unsee it
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I wish we could have a tomato button next to the 'Like' button on social media sites. And it has a splat sound when you press it

Sometimes, I see a take so bad that it brings out this medieval urge to throw rotten tomatoes at them. I want the poster know that its tomato-worthy
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Inside of me are three turtles. One is chilling on a log in the sun. The other two are on a first date and it’s going really well. I’m so happy
October 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Didn't actually get round to watching Doctor Who OR baking yesterday, but that just means I can do it today!!

Soot sprite brownies :)
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Its a 'watch Doccy Who and do some baking' kinda day today I think.
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 AM
If you folks were a kitchen appliance, what do you think you would be? I think I would be a toaster.
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Having a sad day today, but thought I was alright until my older brother randomly called me and asked how I was and I burst into tears. I genuinely feel so bad about it because we were joking just seconds before so it was like I reenacted the pedro pascal crying meme over the phone to him
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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It’s the apocalypse. You’re hiding from monsters in a basement with your gorgeous ex. At first, you don’t know which prospect is more intimidating, but as the night wears on, things between you end up cosier than you imagined...

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Sharing a Sleeping Bag With Your Tipsy Ex in the Middle of an Apocalypse | Audrey (rainbowbarnacle)
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November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
What do you think Dr Pepper got her doctorate in
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I wish I could have a hamster-sized cow as a pet. Can you imagine how cute the moo would be
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Get to know your mutuals! List 10 random things that you like.

Vanilla scented perfume
'The Streets of Whiterun'
Daisy chains
Bob Mortimer's Theft and Shrubbery game
Blue cheese and crackers
Crosswords
When dogs do that side eye thing
'Across the Stars'
My big winter coat
Nostalgic PS2 games
Get to know your mutuals! List 10 random things that you like.

Thriftstores
Underwater videogame music
Tea sets shaped like flowers/veggies
Gravestone iconography
Vincent Price commercials
Perfume descriptions
Messy used bookstores
Brennan Mulligan's Tim Curry impression
Monster Factory
Skeletons
Get to know your mutuals! List 10 random things that you like.

the night
graveyards
bugs
buddhist philosophy
otome games
ghost stories
crystals
talking to strangers
the MOON
watching youtube lets plays
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Noot noot am I right fellas
a stuffed penguin with a red beak is blowing a balloon .
ALT: a stuffed penguin with a red beak is blowing a balloon .
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November 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
My favourite thing about social media is when I remember I can just say stuff. Like, yes, I really am just about post "noot noot am I right fellas" with a pingu gif. Just because I feel like it
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Why do they keep making the clocks go faster
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Have we considered putting the jam on one side of the scone, and clotted cream on the other
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 AM
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty is one of my all time favourite films and it's exciting that I can rewatch it and have a new perspective of it after watching Severance

(Ben Stiller really loves using a lift as a backdrop, hey?)
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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trans people are so fucking admirable man. like there are a bunch of things in my life that i'd like to change that would be way easier to change than my whole ass GENDER, but i don't do it. trans people just go for it. they whole-ass gender. it's so sick
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Today’s #AutumnArrivalSpotlight shines on the Starling!

Forget fireworks...Autumn’s skies come alive with magnificent murmurations: vast, swirling clouds of Starlings dancing at dusk.

One of nature's greatest spectacles. 😍
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I think 'doing the laundry' is an interesting concept but its not realistic.
You want me to believe that's something people do? That people actually put the clothes away when they're dry instead of leaving them in a heap on a chair? Nah. Not falling for that old chestnut
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
You know how dogs do that shake to release the tension and anxiety (or to just shake off water)? I wish I could do that. I want to get rid of all the sadness and anxiety I have in one move and then be able to do other things without this lingering feeling of despair and self-doubt
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'M GONNA USE MY BONUS ACTION AND CAST BARDIC INSPIRATION HOPE THIS HELPS

youtu.be/5wRySmXYxHE?...
It's Always Sunny... Dancing Guy
YouTube video by Matt Spannaus
youtu.be
November 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Rat on a tree branch.
November 1, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I have something very important to show you all this morning.
November 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Happy halloween!!! 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

(Check the replies if you want to see something REALLY scary.)
a ghost is standing next to a pumpkin with a face on it
ALT: a ghost is standing next to a pumpkin with a face on it
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October 31, 2025 at 10:41 AM