Webberly Rattenkraft
@factrat.bsky.social
Erstwhile lab rat, current bon vivant. Insisting on persisting in this relentlessly roiling morass of madness. Love is real, Love is the Answer, Love is the fulfillment of the Law. We will fix our hearts, or die.
Fun Fact: I love you all. Yes, even *you*.
Fun Fact: I love you all. Yes, even *you*.
Riding a wave of SAD ennui, my beloved FDot and I find ourselves abruptly if predictably abandoned by receding tides to sprawl jellyfishishly upon a grainy shore. A final burst of energy enables me to Roku over to an MST3K stream, thus evading EndFlop's fell grasp. It's DEATHSTALKER. Hope bekindled!
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Riding a wave of SAD ennui, my beloved FDot and I find ourselves abruptly if predictably abandoned by receding tides to sprawl jellyfishishly upon a grainy shore. A final burst of energy enables me to Roku over to an MST3K stream, thus evading EndFlop's fell grasp. It's DEATHSTALKER. Hope bekindled!
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"Like most, I eat pizza every single day. I’m too busy to sit down and eat it as a meal, so into my pockets it goes, even if that means my car keys are always covered in tomato sauce, my wallet is filled with pepperoni, and my iPhone’s charging port is clogged with mozzarella."
Reviews of New Food: Little Caesars’ Crazy Puffs
As we all know, the worst part about eating pizza is how the cheese gets stuck to the insides of your pockets. I can’t tell you how many good pairs...
buff.ly
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"Like most, I eat pizza every single day. I’m too busy to sit down and eat it as a meal, so into my pockets it goes, even if that means my car keys are always covered in tomato sauce, my wallet is filled with pepperoni, and my iPhone’s charging port is clogged with mozzarella."
His beard has a chin. How does that happen? How does a beard have a chin? I do not know, and yet... yet there it is, a beard with a chin. It cares not one whit about my preconceptions, it cares naught in re: my beliefs. It is defiantly itself, a living rebuke. A beard with a chin. #huh
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
His beard has a chin. How does that happen? How does a beard have a chin? I do not know, and yet... yet there it is, a beard with a chin. It cares not one whit about my preconceptions, it cares naught in re: my beliefs. It is defiantly itself, a living rebuke. A beard with a chin. #huh
Fun Fact!
the only kinds of people you should record in public without consent are cops
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Fun Fact!
Hey all you out there in the vast of night, you beloved weirdos! You, yes, that's right, I mean *you*! Y’all who follow me for reasons either obscure or bizarre, I'm telling you right now that I love you all! Yup, tricked you, you're beloved now! #HeeHeeHee
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Hey all you out there in the vast of night, you beloved weirdos! You, yes, that's right, I mean *you*! Y’all who follow me for reasons either obscure or bizarre, I'm telling you right now that I love you all! Yup, tricked you, you're beloved now! #HeeHeeHee
Was gonna write a social media post here while hunkered all down, hunkered and wondering... this is it, right? All those months spent reading about the ancient hoary past of fascism fighting, and then Flash! Bam! Alakazam!
Srsly, tho, fuck fascists. Fuck ’em all.
Srsly, tho, fuck fascists. Fuck ’em all.
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Was gonna write a social media post here while hunkered all down, hunkered and wondering... this is it, right? All those months spent reading about the ancient hoary past of fascism fighting, and then Flash! Bam! Alakazam!
Srsly, tho, fuck fascists. Fuck ’em all.
Srsly, tho, fuck fascists. Fuck ’em all.
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I keep seeing regular Americans taking more risks every day to fight tyranny, want, and cynicism than I see from the opposition party, and I imagine many of those regular Americans are asking themselves what the value proposition of such an opposition party is, really
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I keep seeing regular Americans taking more risks every day to fight tyranny, want, and cynicism than I see from the opposition party, and I imagine many of those regular Americans are asking themselves what the value proposition of such an opposition party is, really
Fun Feckless Fuckers Folding For Fascism Fact!
These 8 Senators sold us out to Trump:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Understand This Fact: Chuck Schumer is behind this. None of these 8 are up for reelection in 2026. Schumer asked them vote yes—they agreed. He's such a coward that he folded and won't even own it.
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Understand This Fact: Chuck Schumer is behind this. None of these 8 are up for reelection in 2026. Schumer asked them vote yes—they agreed. He's such a coward that he folded and won't even own it.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Fun Feckless Fuckers Folding For Fascism Fact!
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Break up the Democratic Party, sell the parts for scrap, beat and harangue its architects and factotums out of public life, and then reform a New Deal rainbow coalition. It's done. It's goddamn done! Bunch of carpetbagging shitstains on our collective shoe.
March 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Break up the Democratic Party, sell the parts for scrap, beat and harangue its architects and factotums out of public life, and then reform a New Deal rainbow coalition. It's done. It's goddamn done! Bunch of carpetbagging shitstains on our collective shoe.
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Schiff's San Francisco voice mail is full, but Padilla's Sacramento office is still taking messages. Tell them to hold the line and get their spineless senate colleagues not to vote yes
Reminder that REGIONAL OFFICES for Senators are also a calling option. If you can’t get through in DC, try a regional office.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Schiff's San Francisco voice mail is full, but Padilla's Sacramento office is still taking messages. Tell them to hold the line and get their spineless senate colleagues not to vote yes
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Don't blame me if you've never heard of any of these artists. Blame the music industry, which keeps selling you the songs of the untalented offspring of the Privileged Class.
@ynotradio.net
www.ynotradio.net
#music
#radio
#neposwine
@ynotradio.net
www.ynotradio.net
#music
#radio
#neposwine
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Don't blame me if you've never heard of any of these artists. Blame the music industry, which keeps selling you the songs of the untalented offspring of the Privileged Class.
@ynotradio.net
www.ynotradio.net
#music
#radio
#neposwine
@ynotradio.net
www.ynotradio.net
#music
#radio
#neposwine
I just spent maybe ten minutes paralyzed in fright, frozen in primal mammalian terror at the unmistakable sounds of ravenous feasting coming from a shadowy corner of the Media Lair, and then I remembered I'd earlier brought my beloved FDot a pint of Americone Dream and a spoon.
So, never mind.
So, never mind.
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I just spent maybe ten minutes paralyzed in fright, frozen in primal mammalian terror at the unmistakable sounds of ravenous feasting coming from a shadowy corner of the Media Lair, and then I remembered I'd earlier brought my beloved FDot a pint of Americone Dream and a spoon.
So, never mind.
So, never mind.
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“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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Fun Fact: I have been reliably informed that now is the time in the Lair when we watch episode two of PLURIBUS (1?), and I have been likewise informed that if I do not put my "fucking" phone down and watch this "godsdamned fucking amazing fucking show," I will be "sorry." Thus, shutting up now.
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Fun Fact: I have been reliably informed that now is the time in the Lair when we watch episode two of PLURIBUS (1?), and I have been likewise informed that if I do not put my "fucking" phone down and watch this "godsdamned fucking amazing fucking show," I will be "sorry." Thus, shutting up now.
More Cyberpunk Than Cyberpunk, Exhibit A
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
More Cyberpunk Than Cyberpunk, Exhibit A
Was gonna wait cuz don't wanna interrupt the flow, but we've started watching PLURIBUS and we're ten minutes in and I literally cannot contain myself anymore, hokey fulminate of smokes I am loving the shit out of this, but wait, what's suddenly about rats? Oh shit oh fuck lab flashbacks oh shit
November 8, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Was gonna wait cuz don't wanna interrupt the flow, but we've started watching PLURIBUS and we're ten minutes in and I literally cannot contain myself anymore, hokey fulminate of smokes I am loving the shit out of this, but wait, what's suddenly about rats? Oh shit oh fuck lab flashbacks oh shit
Wait, Chris Elliott and Paula Poundstone in some kind of obscure science fiction movie? Gimme gimme gimme!!! Please, that is.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Wait, Chris Elliott and Paula Poundstone in some kind of obscure science fiction movie? Gimme gimme gimme!!! Please, that is.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight
Okay, now I'm imagining a bunch of blissfully stoned hippies saying to their dealer, "Wooaah, maaan, you sound just like Paul Freeees!"
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Okay, now I'm imagining a bunch of blissfully stoned hippies saying to their dealer, "Wooaah, maaan, you sound just like Paul Freeees!"
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight
Fun Fact: "Go all floppy when the Killer tries to pick you up and carry you off" is the single least effective means of self-defense possible. Even "Explosively befoul yourself" is both more effective and more dignified.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight #BloodAndBlackLace
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight #BloodAndBlackLace
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Fun Fact: "Go all floppy when the Killer tries to pick you up and carry you off" is the single least effective means of self-defense possible. Even "Explosively befoul yourself" is both more effective and more dignified.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight #BloodAndBlackLace
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight #BloodAndBlackLace
All right, are my shapely ears messing with me—yet *again*, those miserable rapscallions—or is Paul Frees dubbing, like, half of the actors in this movie?
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight #BloodAndBlackLace
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight #BloodAndBlackLace
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
All right, are my shapely ears messing with me—yet *again*, those miserable rapscallions—or is Paul Frees dubbing, like, half of the actors in this movie?
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight #BloodAndBlackLace
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight #BloodAndBlackLace
Tonight on Hallmark/DC Comics Theatre, the chilling premiere of I WAS STALKED BY RORSCHACH.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Tonight on Hallmark/DC Comics Theatre, the chilling premiere of I WAS STALKED BY RORSCHACH.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight
Fun Fact: When the score immediately blasts right off with bongos and wailing brass, you know you're about to get down with a mighty good time.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Fun Fact: When the score immediately blasts right off with bongos and wailing brass, you know you're about to get down with a mighty good time.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight
Fun Fact: We all know Cameron Mitchell originated the role of Happy in the Broadway production of DEATH OF A SALESMAN, but fewer know that the character was originally named Somber Jack, but Mitchell's irrepressibly joyful nature led Arthur Miller to completely rethink the character.
#TheLastDriveIn
#TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Fun Fact: We all know Cameron Mitchell originated the role of Happy in the Broadway production of DEATH OF A SALESMAN, but fewer know that the character was originally named Somber Jack, but Mitchell's irrepressibly joyful nature led Arthur Miller to completely rethink the character.
#TheLastDriveIn
#TheLastDriveIn