FahrenSpite
@fahrenspite.bsky.social
Nerd. Twitch Affiliate. Terribly, unrepentently gay.
RPGs, fighting games, tabletop.
Love.
RPGs, fighting games, tabletop.
Love.
I’ve had a crackpot theory for decades that these little fuzzy flies (I call them snowflies) appear about a week before the first snow. No one has heard of this or these bugs.
Saw them last week.
Snowed yesterday.
My whimsy remains.
Saw them last week.
Snowed yesterday.
My whimsy remains.
a woman wearing a blue scarf and a black hat is standing in the snow
ALT: a woman wearing a blue scarf and a black hat is standing in the snow
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November 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’ve had a crackpot theory for decades that these little fuzzy flies (I call them snowflies) appear about a week before the first snow. No one has heard of this or these bugs.
Saw them last week.
Snowed yesterday.
My whimsy remains.
Saw them last week.
Snowed yesterday.
My whimsy remains.
I’m not a consumer whore you are
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I’m not a consumer whore you are
June 2024 to present. A year and a half as a shrinking slut.
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
June 2024 to present. A year and a half as a shrinking slut.
All I want for Christmas is to learn how to socially interact with gays.
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
All I want for Christmas is to learn how to socially interact with gays.
God help me I’m getting into this look.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
God help me I’m getting into this look.
Went to a Bowling 201 class yesterday where the exceptionally attractive instructor informed me I was bowling entirely wrong and taught me to do it right.
And now I’m so sore it took me 10 extra minutes to get out of bed.
But he hugged me despite how bad I was. 10/10
And now I’m so sore it took me 10 extra minutes to get out of bed.
But he hugged me despite how bad I was. 10/10
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Went to a Bowling 201 class yesterday where the exceptionally attractive instructor informed me I was bowling entirely wrong and taught me to do it right.
And now I’m so sore it took me 10 extra minutes to get out of bed.
But he hugged me despite how bad I was. 10/10
And now I’m so sore it took me 10 extra minutes to get out of bed.
But he hugged me despite how bad I was. 10/10
Hello world. This shirt is a large. It’s have not worn this size in 28 years.
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hello world. This shirt is a large. It’s have not worn this size in 28 years.
Weirdly enough, despite my drastic change in my appearance and fitness, I feel like I still have zero confidence. But I am also acutely aware that I walk with a swagger now.
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Weirdly enough, despite my drastic change in my appearance and fitness, I feel like I still have zero confidence. But I am also acutely aware that I walk with a swagger now.
I’m usually pretty devoted to trying to be demure and quiet at the gym while I exercise.
But the pornographic grunts I made on the leg press today.
But the pornographic grunts I made on the leg press today.
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in the grass looking at something .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in the grass looking at something .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m usually pretty devoted to trying to be demure and quiet at the gym while I exercise.
But the pornographic grunts I made on the leg press today.
But the pornographic grunts I made on the leg press today.
Heartbreaking: The Cute Bear At Your Gym Drives a Jeep With Reindeer Antlers In November and a Back the Blue Sticker
November 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Heartbreaking: The Cute Bear At Your Gym Drives a Jeep With Reindeer Antlers In November and a Back the Blue Sticker
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My mom is the same age and all she does is send me Bernie and AOC clips. She said if Zohran is a communist then so is she because she believes everyone should be able to afford groceries and housing and health care and have jobs with dignity.
She voted for Reagan twice!!!!
She voted for Reagan twice!!!!
My mother, who is about to turn 69 years old, protests AT LEAST once per week and is sharing posts on Facebook from, like, Democratic Socialists of America.
A woman in her 60s today told me that she'd be willing to... forcefully interrupt an ICE abduction and I know her well enough to believe her.
A woman in her 60s today told me that she'd be willing to... forcefully interrupt an ICE abduction and I know her well enough to believe her.
Kicking in the doors of daycares is a great way to turn wine moms into molotov cocktail moms.
November 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My mom is the same age and all she does is send me Bernie and AOC clips. She said if Zohran is a communist then so is she because she believes everyone should be able to afford groceries and housing and health care and have jobs with dignity.
She voted for Reagan twice!!!!
She voted for Reagan twice!!!!
Is it a product of my own damage and insecurity? Yes. But the vibe when bears I know meet other bears I know is 100% this.
a person petting a blue and white sheep on a grassy field
ALT: a person petting a blue and white sheep on a grassy field
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Is it a product of my own damage and insecurity? Yes. But the vibe when bears I know meet other bears I know is 100% this.
Gorgeous evening for a walk.
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Gorgeous evening for a walk.
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November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Entirely unrelated to anything else, Demi Lovato putting out a banger of an album was not on my 2025 bingo sheet.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Entirely unrelated to anything else, Demi Lovato putting out a banger of an album was not on my 2025 bingo sheet.
Man labeling is fun. I was really excited for last night’s big wins, especially Mamdani but a casual perusal of Bluesky says that I’m actually really mad about it.
I’m gonna go do some liberal (derogatory) stuff I guess.
I’m gonna go do some liberal (derogatory) stuff I guess.
checkmate liberals is displayed on a red and white background
ALT: checkmate liberals is displayed on a red and white background
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Man labeling is fun. I was really excited for last night’s big wins, especially Mamdani but a casual perusal of Bluesky says that I’m actually really mad about it.
I’m gonna go do some liberal (derogatory) stuff I guess.
I’m gonna go do some liberal (derogatory) stuff I guess.
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Spooky month may be over, but the backrooms continue! Teamwork Tuesday with @andybundy.net is back!
www.twitch.tv/bookslap
www.twitch.tv/bookslap
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Spooky month may be over, but the backrooms continue! Teamwork Tuesday with @andybundy.net is back!
www.twitch.tv/bookslap
www.twitch.tv/bookslap
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Did my duty and voted today! One of the best kinds of teamwork for Teamwork Tuesday! Tonight, @bookslap.bsky.social and I will FINALLY Escape the Backrooms together and then maybe fly to Springfield Island! See you tonight! live.andybundy.net
November 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Did my duty and voted today! One of the best kinds of teamwork for Teamwork Tuesday! Tonight, @bookslap.bsky.social and I will FINALLY Escape the Backrooms together and then maybe fly to Springfield Island! See you tonight! live.andybundy.net
Streaming some ARC raiders. And then maybe Fortnite? Wild. Who wants to come watch
twitch.tv/fahrenspite
twitch.tv/fahrenspite
November 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Streaming some ARC raiders. And then maybe Fortnite? Wild. Who wants to come watch
twitch.tv/fahrenspite
twitch.tv/fahrenspite
So a random person took a photo of me and I just randomly came across it. A little creeped out but it’s a good picture.
November 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
So a random person took a photo of me and I just randomly came across it. A little creeped out but it’s a good picture.
The same people telling me about my godless way of life whenever someone isn't making enough money to feed their families:
a cartoon of a monster with the words then go ahead and starve
ALT: a cartoon of a monster with the words then go ahead and starve
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The same people telling me about my godless way of life whenever someone isn't making enough money to feed their families:
I love that in between letters from my insurance that I might lose all my healthcare providers (because they’re not making enough money), my diabetes medication just tripled in price. 10/10.
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I love that in between letters from my insurance that I might lose all my healthcare providers (because they’re not making enough money), my diabetes medication just tripled in price. 10/10.
One of the main reasons I am a giant f-slur who loves Gilmore Girls is because of just how many good quotes it has.
"At least she HAD a husband to kill."
"At least she HAD a husband to kill."
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
One of the main reasons I am a giant f-slur who loves Gilmore Girls is because of just how many good quotes it has.
"At least she HAD a husband to kill."
"At least she HAD a husband to kill."