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I write the DearBaE column on achtoonbaby.com with my esteemed colleague, Fake Bono. Please feel free to ask us any questions you may have, and we will answer them here:
https://www.achtoonbaby.com/dearbae
Fake Bono and Fake Myself have returned to answer your questions! In our column titled "Healthy Sexuality," we have tips on how to weather cold and flu season, along with exciting news about a Joshua Tree sexual wellness retreat.
www.achtoonbaby.com/dearbae/dear...
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Thanks for your very kind birthday wishes. Even though I’m fake, I try my best to seem real.

And now to scrap whatever we’ve recorded so far over the past several years and start over again! (In September, of course, as August is our sacred relaxation month.)
August 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Don't worry, baby. It's gonna be alright.
Uncertainty can be a guiding light.
July 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
HELLO FROM YOUR TWO(!) FAVORITE CITIZENS OF IRELAND!🇮🇪
"Beloved readers! Fake Edge and Fake Myself are back with another blockbuster column, where we address the following issues: Edge's memoir, a startling Eno revelation, and my INCANDESCENT RAGE. Join us, won't you?"--Fake Bono

www.achtoonbaby.com/dearbae/dear...
Dear BaE Volume 25: Fight — Achtoon Baby
Welcome to our little advice column! You really can ask us (almost) anything, but please note: Dear BaE is written by two people who wish to remain anonymous, for entertainment purposes only....
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June 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Did you read the comments about Bono over the weekend? We did.😑 Do you think he reads them, too? PJ imagines his reaction.

www.achtoonbaby.com/blog-3/theco...

#bono #u2 #achtoonbaby #fanart #poetry #watercolor #realisticart #dontreadthecomments @pjdegenaro.bsky.social @kellyeddington.bsky.social
The Comments: A Poem For Bono—By PJ — Achtoon Baby
The Comments: A Poem For Bono on His Birthday PJ DeGenaro THe COmments
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January 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hello everyone. I am pleased to have my own account here, and hopefully my esteemed colleage, the great Fake Bono, will join me later today...before someone else steals his username. The two of us plan to interact with each other and you at @dearbonoedge.bsky.social.
November 20, 2024 at 4:09 PM