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Fake Juice
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the world is a vampire. twitch.tv/senorfakejuice
stranger things season 1 didn’t have will talk much due to plot reasons. now they have him talk all the time and it’s very clear he’s not a good actor. he should go back to just shivering and looking sad
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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it's been like four or five years and this still makes me giggle to this day @fakejuice.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
absolutely cooking at my parents’ house tonight
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
true life i’m considering paying for youtube so i dont have ads during my sleepytime fromsoft lore videos
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
edward cullen has superhuman reflexes, never needs to sleep or eat at all. he could be a god at counterstrike but nooo he tries to fuck a teenager.
November 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
imagine if your buddy showed up to the function with his new lady and it was woah vicky
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 AM
imaginal disc by magdalena bay finally clicked for me this morning
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
watched and really liked weapons!
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
hate that i used to describe things as “peak ____” for work and now i can’t because people will assume im a 13 year old describing it as above average
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
those ads for Hims are getting too bold. was working out with a youtube video on and i hear “my husband would ejaculate too quick!”
October 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
happy halloween i went as John Hatsune Wiku
October 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
if a friend of mine showed up to a party with the facebook AR glasses i would treat them like they showed up with a nazi shirt on
October 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
was looking up the new dan brown book to see how many there are and this trio of reviews really makes me want to read it
September 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
September 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
reading the ancient histories
September 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
drunk walking home to my parents house alone and the daylist finally hits
August 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
we need a minimum acceptable standard for breakfast potatoes at restaurants and diners. if all breakfast potatoes and hash browns were at least pretty good, i think we’d go a long way to solving the problems in this country
August 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
you fuckin wish your youtube algorithm was this good
August 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
my bitch bad she drop it low in costco underwear
August 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
watching pirates of the caribbean (2003)
August 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
was craving wings so now i’m at a sports bar forced to watch preseason nfl like some type of pervert
August 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
haters said i wouldn’t make my own okanomiyaki. once again, they are my motivators
August 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
had an annoying ass day so decided to fight malenia. fourth try.
August 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
watching wife swap with friends. there’s an episode from 2005 where a mom puts computers in all the kids rooms. everyone’s making a joke about them jacking off but i’m thinking how much counterstrike they’re all about to play. greatest weekend of their life
August 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
not every person who played kingdom hearts is a furry, but all furries are into kingdom hearts
August 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM