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I decided against rewatching Stranger Things from the beginning because I've watched seasons 1 and 2 many, many times, so I'm just doing 3 and 4 before the final season. Definitely not perfect, but I love this show pretty unabashedly and wanted to compile a list of the stuff I think is transcendent
Lmao "check it, a new way to pay, click this button to learn how to pay with something called paper money"
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
All Her Fault fucking ruled
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I'm hungover for the first time in quite a while. Thanks I hate it. I smell? And im starving? And I could only sleep for a few hours?
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I just rewatched Sinners on my 65in OLED and omg what a picture
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Do we even know who the collapsed guy is? Every post just says "someone" but there's a video!! Who is he??
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You could label a literal pile of shit as "cinnamon streusel" and I would probably eat it
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Dispatch is so good that I'm an active enjoyer and participant while my husband plays. He lets me make all the decisions throughout the narrative and we're having a blast.
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I bought a chocolate pudding parfait at work and upon first bite, was transported back in time to being a kid eating at the Kmart (!) cafeteria (!!)
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Just following up. Please look on my works by EOD.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let’s circle back on Friday.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, per my last e-mail.
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I keep forgetting tomorrow is election day because there is like no advertisements, no junk mail, no signs. I finally looked up my ballot and it's 3 things: two city council seats where each is running unopposed and a board of education seat.
November 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Its been a long time since I got a wrong number text (that wasn't spam of some kind.) I don't know Lucy and you def don't want me coaching golf!
November 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Since people seem way more into my backyard buck pic than my anniversary photos, here's another better quality. We didn't catch him leaving on camera until we were well into anniversary dinner.
November 1, 2025 at 10:29 AM
2nd Wedding Anniversary dinner! I've been to this cute spot before (and posted about it) but knew my husband would love it. Read the alt text for context and info.
November 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Majestic but ahhhhhh but omg I've never seen a buck, like a legit buck but ahhhh
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My husband calls me while I'm at work and says "this is serious, I need you to listen to me very carefully."

Me: ::panicked::

Him: ::deep breath:: Animal Crossing is getting an update in January. Some of it is exclusive to the switch 2 but not stuff you will care about.

Me:
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My favorite part of any catastrophic hurricane coverage is the live cam that screams WATCH AS HURRICANE BATTERS [LOCATION] but what's on camera is some rain and a guy walking down the street in shorts
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Welcome to Derry is way more garish than King's universe but the absolute goofiness made me cackle by the end. A pretty good bait and switch, too
October 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
There's something really endearing about Travis Kelce investing in Six Flags. Like he's someone who remembers what he wanted to do when he was a kid if he ever became rich and famous
October 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Cleaning out old photos from my cloud storage and idk what happened, probably didn't know it care at the time my stuff wasn't backing up but I'm missing about two years worth of photos. I don't really care except 2016 is missing which is so complicated lol
October 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I can't decide if I want to watch weapons. I don't want to be bored or disturbed, I want to be scared and have fun but I don't know which way it goes.
October 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
One of my most mundane but cherished traditions is after I grocery shop and put everything away, I pause chores to watch TV, drink iced coffee, and eat two donuts from the grocery store.
October 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I like that Nancy is my husband's favorite Stranger Things character.
October 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
We all know biopics, esp music ones, are never quite as good as we want them to be and I'm trying to think if I've seen one since walk the line (a movie I love) but today I'm going with sister to see Deliver Me From Nowhere because we can't resist Bruce, Jeremy Allen White, the narrow subject matter
October 24, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Who do you think is going to die in stranger things 5? My money is on Will, Steve and Murray. Maybes, depending on the vibe: Max, Eleven.
October 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I looked up the guy playing Sylvester Stallone in a movie about making Rocky and did a spit take. That's...that's just Sly's face
October 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM