Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭
@fauxtalian.bsky.social
Artist, pinniped, 31, she/her. Love some OFMD, NBC Hannibal, Star Wars, YOI, Spideypool and more. My fave stories are the ones about the gay old men finding love.🏴☠️💖🦭🏳️🌈🔞
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For day 14 of #ofmdkinktober25 stockings (and I guess petplay too) #ofmdnsfw #ofmdcosplay #cosplay
@ofmdkinktober.bsky.social
@ofmdkinktober.bsky.social
October 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
For day 14 of #ofmdkinktober25 stockings (and I guess petplay too) #ofmdnsfw #ofmdcosplay #cosplay
@ofmdkinktober.bsky.social
@ofmdkinktober.bsky.social
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Old Ed Babygirl Teach study that was gathering dust on my ipad ✨ You're free now, princess
July 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Old Ed Babygirl Teach study that was gathering dust on my ipad ✨ You're free now, princess
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Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.
I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
July 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.
I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
Balloon day! >:3
July 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Balloon day! >:3
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POUNDED BY THE REALIZATION THAT CHUCK TINGLES EROTIC WORKS ARE A SINGULAR PIECE OF ART THAT SKEWERS CONSERVATIVE FEARS OF MORAL DECAY BY REPURPOSING THEM AS THE PROMISE OF A SEX-POSITIVE UTOPIA
July 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
POUNDED BY THE REALIZATION THAT CHUCK TINGLES EROTIC WORKS ARE A SINGULAR PIECE OF ART THAT SKEWERS CONSERVATIVE FEARS OF MORAL DECAY BY REPURPOSING THEM AS THE PROMISE OF A SEX-POSITIVE UTOPIA
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Like if you also have a big gay crush on Vico Ortiz.
July 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Like if you also have a big gay crush on Vico Ortiz.
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my dog goes for surgery next week. any help, including shares, in order to be able to afford it is greatly appreciated!
ko-fi.com/blandbeard
ko-fi.com/blandbeard
July 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
my dog goes for surgery next week. any help, including shares, in order to be able to afford it is greatly appreciated!
ko-fi.com/blandbeard
ko-fi.com/blandbeard
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July 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If you were really mean to the people who released the I’m on Fire script prior to David verifying its validity….. then you really need to reflect on your conduct in this space. This is supposed to be fun. It’s not that serious. Grow up.
July 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If you were really mean to the people who released the I’m on Fire script prior to David verifying its validity….. then you really need to reflect on your conduct in this space. This is supposed to be fun. It’s not that serious. Grow up.
I really need to post the gentlebeard muppet illustration I made a million years ago
it's the middle of summer in a muppet au, and the weather is misty. a maniacal ed and a slightly stoned stede find themselves at the fire station. suddenly, someone's screaming. izzy is there, stuck in traffic.
July 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I really need to post the gentlebeard muppet illustration I made a million years ago
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Please rise for the national anthem.
July 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Please rise for the national anthem.
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I will never get over OFMD. What we had was beautiful, but what we could have had, just...
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July 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I will never get over OFMD. What we had was beautiful, but what we could have had, just...
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Think this was from an early draft. It’s real.
Really wanted I’m On Fire in there. Verrrrry $$$ song tho and S2 budget was tight.
Also have no idea how that bulging parenthetical got in there, hate those 😅🫠
Love that this is out there enjoy 💜
Really wanted I’m On Fire in there. Verrrrry $$$ song tho and S2 budget was tight.
Also have no idea how that bulging parenthetical got in there, hate those 😅🫠
Love that this is out there enjoy 💜
OFMD truly is the only show for which we keep getting new content over a year after it was cancelled twice 🫶🏴☠️
July 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Think this was from an early draft. It’s real.
Really wanted I’m On Fire in there. Verrrrry $$$ song tho and S2 budget was tight.
Also have no idea how that bulging parenthetical got in there, hate those 😅🫠
Love that this is out there enjoy 💜
Really wanted I’m On Fire in there. Verrrrry $$$ song tho and S2 budget was tight.
Also have no idea how that bulging parenthetical got in there, hate those 😅🫠
Love that this is out there enjoy 💜
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Thank you for the compliments, I love emotionally devastating people💖
First off we have @fauxtalian.bsky.social, who helpfully jumped in to cover several areas as a pinch hitter. She ended up bringing us hits like emotionally devastating flashbacks, that Jim/Archie kiss and Ye Olde Setting Powder. (Also, we fucked up and left their EdStede frame out - plz admire!)
June 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Thank you for the compliments, I love emotionally devastating people💖
Happy to reveal my flashback frames for the @youonlyframetwice.bsky.social animatic. I was delighted to be given the opportunity to hit you guys in the feelings. #yoft #ofmd #ofmdart
June 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Happy to reveal my flashback frames for the @youonlyframetwice.bsky.social animatic. I was delighted to be given the opportunity to hit you guys in the feelings. #yoft #ofmd #ofmdart
Hey everyone! The @youonlyframetwice.bsky.social is at 2pm TODAY EST!!!! Please experience it with us!!!!
June 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Hey everyone! The @youonlyframetwice.bsky.social is at 2pm TODAY EST!!!! Please experience it with us!!!!
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Some fun facts about #YOFT:
It is 29 minutes long — yes, an entire episode length!
I keep banging on about it, but on top of all the other artistry involved, over a thousand individual art pieces were created — that’s wild
S2 had after credits scenes so we have an after credits scene 👀
It is 29 minutes long — yes, an entire episode length!
I keep banging on about it, but on top of all the other artistry involved, over a thousand individual art pieces were created — that’s wild
S2 had after credits scenes so we have an after credits scene 👀
June 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Some fun facts about #YOFT:
It is 29 minutes long — yes, an entire episode length!
I keep banging on about it, but on top of all the other artistry involved, over a thousand individual art pieces were created — that’s wild
S2 had after credits scenes so we have an after credits scene 👀
It is 29 minutes long — yes, an entire episode length!
I keep banging on about it, but on top of all the other artistry involved, over a thousand individual art pieces were created — that’s wild
S2 had after credits scenes so we have an after credits scene 👀
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SWEET PRECIOUS ANGEL BABY WHOSE NEVER DONE A DAMN THING WRONG IN HIS LIFE
June 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
SWEET PRECIOUS ANGEL BABY WHOSE NEVER DONE A DAMN THING WRONG IN HIS LIFE
I can’t wait to see how it looks with all of our work together 💖
You Only Frame Twice will release on Saturday, June 28, at 2 pm EST.
There will be a YouTube premiere if you want to join us and chat while it premieres!
We will post the link to that soon. In the meantime, enjoy another trailer. Just a few days to go!!!
There will be a YouTube premiere if you want to join us and chat while it premieres!
We will post the link to that soon. In the meantime, enjoy another trailer. Just a few days to go!!!
June 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I can’t wait to see how it looks with all of our work together 💖