Deanne
@fidgetingwildly.bsky.social
Eldritch office worker.
I have friends everywhere.
I have friends everywhere.
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one thing i like about cats is their concerned little faces. what are they so worried about anyway? it seems like they're doing okay most of the time, objectively
October 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
one thing i like about cats is their concerned little faces. what are they so worried about anyway? it seems like they're doing okay most of the time, objectively
It's me, over here pewpewpewing my way through the pain.
it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught
July 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
It's me, over here pewpewpewing my way through the pain.
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Every non-californian who seen Gavin newsom on some 30 second news show clip is like "oh wow, he's got juice" and every Californian is like "if you see Gavin in a dark alley, run as fast as you can, but it won't save you"
July 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Every non-californian who seen Gavin newsom on some 30 second news show clip is like "oh wow, he's got juice" and every Californian is like "if you see Gavin in a dark alley, run as fast as you can, but it won't save you"
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If you’re a moderate Democrat already worried about the specter of leftists refusing to vote for Gavin Newsom I do have a solution for you: do not nominate that fucker
July 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If you’re a moderate Democrat already worried about the specter of leftists refusing to vote for Gavin Newsom I do have a solution for you: do not nominate that fucker
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
June 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
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Sheer. fucking. spite.
June 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Sheer. fucking. spite.
There was a bigger crowd than this at the recent grand opening of a new Mendocino Farms in my neighborhood.
It’s 6:04 p.m. in D.C., and we have parading. Crowd has filled in a bit at the route front, but mainly one deep along Constitution Avenue.
June 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
There was a bigger crowd than this at the recent grand opening of a new Mendocino Farms in my neighborhood.
They're going to do Chain-Gang All-Stars irl. They're actually going to do it. Just so much fucking evil.
Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
They're going to do Chain-Gang All-Stars irl. They're actually going to do it. Just so much fucking evil.
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Despite efforts to the contrary, we live in a nation of laws.
It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥
May 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Despite efforts to the contrary, we live in a nation of laws.
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People are hating on Gavin Newsom again tonight and I'd just like to point out that I hate him too
May 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
People are hating on Gavin Newsom again tonight and I'd just like to point out that I hate him too
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And lo, the trailer did drop: www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2... #murderbot
Apple TV+ debuts trailer for “Murderbot,” premiering May 16
Apple TV+ unveiled the trailer for “Murderbot,” the comedic thriller series starring and executive produced by Emmy Award winner Alexander Skarsgård.
www.apple.com
April 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
And lo, the trailer did drop: www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2... #murderbot
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please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
March 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
March 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
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It's so cool that I'm forced to go to the office 🥰 I love thinking of how much shareholder value I create by doing the same job, but in a noisy environment that makes me less productive 😍 Every time I go to the office I have a 40% probability of ending the day with a migraine AND dissociating 😘
March 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It's so cool that I'm forced to go to the office 🥰 I love thinking of how much shareholder value I create by doing the same job, but in a noisy environment that makes me less productive 😍 Every time I go to the office I have a 40% probability of ending the day with a migraine AND dissociating 😘
Crimson flowered fava beans. I planted these in October and let them overwinter. Never even bothered to water them. I've heard this variety is hard to find. I get my seeds from San Diego Seed Company, and for Sonoma County locals, Cottage Gardens of Petaluma sells them as starts. #gardening 🌱
March 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Crimson flowered fava beans. I planted these in October and let them overwinter. Never even bothered to water them. I've heard this variety is hard to find. I get my seeds from San Diego Seed Company, and for Sonoma County locals, Cottage Gardens of Petaluma sells them as starts. #gardening 🌱
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I’ve had a few people ask “oh, so is disagreeing with Gavin Newsom on trans athletes a PURITY TEST?”
And yes, protecting trans people from discrimination is a vital purity test.
It is pathetic and disgusting how many people who claim to be Democrats are failing it.
And yes, protecting trans people from discrimination is a vital purity test.
It is pathetic and disgusting how many people who claim to be Democrats are failing it.
March 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’ve had a few people ask “oh, so is disagreeing with Gavin Newsom on trans athletes a PURITY TEST?”
And yes, protecting trans people from discrimination is a vital purity test.
It is pathetic and disgusting how many people who claim to be Democrats are failing it.
And yes, protecting trans people from discrimination is a vital purity test.
It is pathetic and disgusting how many people who claim to be Democrats are failing it.
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One FULLY INTENDED effect of transphobia is to remove Black and other racialized women from the category of "women" and restrict womanhood to cis white conventionally attractive women who can bear children. It's all part of a white supremacist project.
Walmart called the police on a cis-woman using the women's bathroom.
Even after proving she's a woman, "one deputy continued to question her appearance, insisting she 'looked like a man.'"
😡 😡 😡
Even after proving she's a woman, "one deputy continued to question her appearance, insisting she 'looked like a man.'"
😡 😡 😡
Cis woman confronted by police officers in Arizona Walmart restroom for looking too masculine speaks out (exclusive)
“The only men in the women’s restroom were the cops,” Kalaya Morton said.
www.advocate.com
March 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
One FULLY INTENDED effect of transphobia is to remove Black and other racialized women from the category of "women" and restrict womanhood to cis white conventionally attractive women who can bear children. It's all part of a white supremacist project.
WHAT
How do you organise your books? Most book owners... don't
Not organised: 45%
By size: 19%
By genre: 17%
Alphabetically, by author: 11%
By whether I've read them: 10%
By colour: 4%
Alphabetically, by title: 2%
Other: 6%
yougov.co.uk/entertainmen...
Not organised: 45%
By size: 19%
By genre: 17%
Alphabetically, by author: 11%
By whether I've read them: 10%
By colour: 4%
Alphabetically, by title: 2%
Other: 6%
yougov.co.uk/entertainmen...
March 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
WHAT
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I keep saying this: if you grew up under an abuser, you know exactly what this is and that no appeasement is possible.
Re Zelensky at the WH, yet again, feminists and trauma/abuse- informed thinkers are years ahead of political analysts.
There is no acceptable affect, no way to charm an abuser, and no “deal” other than playing very very dead that would change how Trump and his flying monkey Vance behaved.
There is no acceptable affect, no way to charm an abuser, and no “deal” other than playing very very dead that would change how Trump and his flying monkey Vance behaved.
February 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I keep saying this: if you grew up under an abuser, you know exactly what this is and that no appeasement is possible.
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ok, cis folks—if you said you'd stand with trans folks, it's time.
S.9 is the senate's sports ban bill—a big step to making trump’s executive order a federal law, which is much harder to undo. it can be stopped *monday.*
short call scripts for dem & GOP senators ⬇️🧵
legiscan.com/US/bill/SB9/...
S.9 is the senate's sports ban bill—a big step to making trump’s executive order a federal law, which is much harder to undo. it can be stopped *monday.*
short call scripts for dem & GOP senators ⬇️🧵
legiscan.com/US/bill/SB9/...
a cloture vote for the way-harder-to-undo-than-an-executive-order federal anti-trans sports ban is now set for monday. that means there's more time to make calls.
no on cloture means it doesn't get a vote. the GOP needs 7 dems to advance it.
please call. there is *so* much evil downstream of this.
no on cloture means it doesn't get a vote. the GOP needs 7 dems to advance it.
please call. there is *so* much evil downstream of this.
February 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
ok, cis folks—if you said you'd stand with trans folks, it's time.
S.9 is the senate's sports ban bill—a big step to making trump’s executive order a federal law, which is much harder to undo. it can be stopped *monday.*
short call scripts for dem & GOP senators ⬇️🧵
legiscan.com/US/bill/SB9/...
S.9 is the senate's sports ban bill—a big step to making trump’s executive order a federal law, which is much harder to undo. it can be stopped *monday.*
short call scripts for dem & GOP senators ⬇️🧵
legiscan.com/US/bill/SB9/...
People of Bluesky! Let’s get to know each other better. What is your all-time favourite TV show?
Quote share your answer only in GIF form.
Quote share your answer only in GIF form.
February 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
People of Bluesky! Let’s get to know each other better. What is your all-time favourite TV show?
Quote share your answer only in GIF form.
Quote share your answer only in GIF form.
Dear Manager:
1. I ain't changin' for a check
2. Tell my ma I ain't forget
3. Woke up drunk at 10 a.m.
4. We gon' do this shit again
5. Tell your girl to bring a friend
1. I ain't changin' for a check
2. Tell my ma I ain't forget
3. Woke up drunk at 10 a.m.
4. We gon' do this shit again
5. Tell your girl to bring a friend
Dear Manager, here's what I've done this week:
1. Found myself living in a shotgun shack
2. Found myself in another part of the world
3. Found myself behind the wheel of a large automobile
4. Found myself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife
5. Asked myself, “Well, how did I get here?”
1. Found myself living in a shotgun shack
2. Found myself in another part of the world
3. Found myself behind the wheel of a large automobile
4. Found myself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife
5. Asked myself, “Well, how did I get here?”
Dear Manager, here's what I've done this week:
1. Fitter, happier, more productive
2. Comfortable, not drinking too much
3. Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
4. Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
5. At ease
1. Fitter, happier, more productive
2. Comfortable, not drinking too much
3. Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
4. Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
5. At ease
February 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Dear Manager:
1. I ain't changin' for a check
2. Tell my ma I ain't forget
3. Woke up drunk at 10 a.m.
4. We gon' do this shit again
5. Tell your girl to bring a friend
1. I ain't changin' for a check
2. Tell my ma I ain't forget
3. Woke up drunk at 10 a.m.
4. We gon' do this shit again
5. Tell your girl to bring a friend