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When I die please play the sad Fox Sports injury music at my funeral
The touchback rule baby
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
EGG FIGHT EGG FIGHT EGG FIGHT
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Time to watch some football
a man in a suit and tie is saying can i offer you a nice egg in this tryin time
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying can i offer you a nice egg in this tryin time
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Just a bunch of jello where his brain use to be
Q: Seattle has 6 Cup games. How close are you gonna be watching that city with the crime?

TRUMP: If we think that the mayor of LA is incompetent -- everybody knows that. If they let the water come in that wouldn't have happened...if we think there's gonna be trouble, I would ask Gianni to move it
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This is the El Assico we want and deserve
September 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
We’re so cooked
Lord save us:

"Paramount is on the verge of acquiring Bari Weiss’s The Free Press and tossing her the keys to CBS News. The deal is on the 1-yard line, I’m told."
The Bari Market
With Paramount securely in his pocket, David Ellison is on the verge of acquiring Bari Weiss’s The Free Press and tossing her the keys to CBS News. The deal is on the 1-yard line, I’m told.
puck.news
September 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
July 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
@alexkirshner.com the timing is beautiful
Derek Shelton has been relieved of his duties as Pirates Manager.

Pirates Bench Coach, Don Kelly, has been named manager.
May 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This is literally what communists do to education systems
Stephen Miller: "Children will be taught to love America. Children will be taught to be patriots. Children will be taught civic values for schools that want federal taxpayer funding ... we're gonna make sure these funds are not being used to promote communist ideology."
May 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social he does it for the love of the game
UTI da Fuleragem: Bolsonaro posta remoção de sonda em novo circo de horrores

Lançando a dignidade por terra e explorando ao extremo sua doença, ex-presidente publicou procedimento aflitivo nas redes. DF Star é alvo do CRM-DF por ‘reality show’ bizarro
UTI da Fuleragem: Bolsonaro posta remoção de sonda em novo circo de horrores
Lançando a dignidade por terra e explorando ao extremo sua doença, ex-presidente publicou procedimento aflitivo nas redes. DF Star é alvo do CRM-DF por ‘reality show’ bizarro
revistaforum.com.br
April 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Trump’s Support Surges After He Points Gun At Nation
Trump’s Support Surges After He Points Gun At Nation
WASHINGTON—In a dramatic reversal of recent polls showing a decline in the president’s approval ratings during his first 100 days in office, new surveys confirmed Tuesday that President Donald Trump’s...
theonion.com
April 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
RUN THE DAMN BALL
A thank you for making the Charity Bowl happen (and a handy suggestion for what’s to come)
April 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Jokes on them my retirement plan is death
April 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Just the dumbest motherfuckers on the face of the earth wrecking everything at once while stepping on rakes.
Today Secy Kennedy said he'll undo some layoffs in HHS

"was always the plan. Part of the DOGE, we talked about this from the beginning, is we're going to do 80% cuts, but 20% of those are going to have to be reinstated, because we'll make mistakes"

tinalexander.github.io/notes/2025/0...
April 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
@alexkirshner.com this might be a new low with Pham batting 4th
April 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Me in the national security group chat
March 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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March 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Holy fuckin shit…
RFK Jr: "It used to be that everybody got measles. And the measles gave you lifetime protection against measles infection. The vaccine doesn't do that ... it used to be that very young kids were protected by breast milk. Women who get vaccinated do not provide that level of immunity."
March 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Twitter is down on one of the biggest days of the year in the NFL. Bluesky…
March 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Come out ye black and tans
February 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The amount of water Greg Brown carries for this ownership could fill up the Atlantic
February 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Once again this is one of the few people who know what the hell they’re doing right now
This is why you fight these cowards.

The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.

Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.

He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
a stammering Tom Homan on AOC: "She's the dumbest congresswoman ever elected to Congress."
February 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE
"assess the prevalence of and threat posed by the prescription of selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, antipsychotics, mood stabilizers, stimulants, and weight-loss drugs"

good time time become an antipsychiatry grifter in the US

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
February 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Whatever man he looks like the maitre d of the steakhouse in Circus Circus
the flexing here is on 11
February 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I feel like I’ll be able to say this a lot but: Tomorrow is going to be ugly.
Hedge funds are making a multi-billion-dollar gamble against the US economy, betting Donald Trump's presidency will result in a massive market crash that could devastate 401(k)s, pensions, and household savings across America.
www.telegraph.co.uk/business/202...
Hedge funds bet billions on market crash in Trump’s America
Goldman Sachs reports a surge in short bets against US stocks
www.telegraph.co.uk
February 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM