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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗

@flashtastic.bsky.social

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Lover of meats. Cuddler. Pirate captain and leader of #plundercats. Hater of pet clothing and ROD STOOPID. Purralegal at #HotPinkLegalSolutions. My mom spoils me, but when she travels she cheats. Have you seen her international cat photo collection?

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 1h

Wat tymb tha fite att?

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 1h

Zackly. Critta lonsh inn 1-2-3

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 1h

Wat tha rools onn stincc bomms?

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 2h

Yazzz. Theyz clasickz. Almoss az gud az Jack Frost.

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 2h

Tha Brinkn Itt Onn films werz hi arte!

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 2h

Iz haz furz!!!

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 4h

Itz an artifishul fisch gutt sent.

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 4h

Haz tha yuoze rebyoud Tha Cuttink Edje?

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 4h

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 4h

Thiz tha yuoze afta Toes unmasccs tha yuoze!

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 4h

Haz yuoze consibderdt therapeas fur yuoze delooshuns?

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 5h

Catgradulayshuns onn tha yuoze firss fann. Iz hobink theyz lyk moldi snaccs and proons.

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 5h

ar Joe an Jaik tirad ovv tha winnink yett?

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 5h

Pour Joe an Jaik. Iz hobink theyz okei afta watshink theyz dade getz defeetad. #plundercats

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In other news, I will be fighting an exhibition boxing match against popular internet icon Toes the cat, details below. Joe and Jake are in my corner, as I expect YOU to be. That little Ewok pillow-case is going down, I will not be losing to Barbara Cartland's cute wee teddy bear! So much winning!