Flash, Secretary of Meats Emeritus
@flashtastic.bsky.social
Lover of meats. Cuddler. #plundercats founder. Inactive account.
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Tank tha yuoe evfurriwon. Itz binn an yeer ov joi and shenanigins thad Iz nebba goink two ferget. Iz binn sew tushed thiz weak bye evfurriwon's luv an welle wishez. Tha kintness heer haz binn espeshualli amazink, an Iz tink haz maed tha ladee an kindter perzin. Att leass shez hobink sew. 1/3
Tank tha yuoe evfurriwon. Itz binn an yeer ov joi and shenanigins thad Iz nebba goink two ferget. Iz binn sew tushed thiz weak bye evfurriwon's luv an welle wishez. Tha kintness heer haz binn espeshualli amazink, an Iz tink haz maed tha ladee an kindter perzin. Att leass shez hobink sew. 1/3
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Tank tha yuoe evfurriwon. Itz binn an yeer ov joi and shenanigins thad Iz nebba goink two ferget. Iz binn sew tushed thiz weak bye evfurriwon's luv an welle wishez. Tha kintness heer haz binn espeshualli amazink, an Iz tink haz maed tha ladee an kindter perzin. Att leass shez hobink sew. 1/3
Iz wantinkk two annowns tha ness two plundras. Onn Deesember 13 @clerox.bsky.social wheel leed an plundra in Warshingtun, D. C. Inn Janyouerri, @flyhappycat.bsky.social wheel leed an plundra in an TBD locayshun and dai. Haz funn an keeb tha #plundercats sbirit alibe!
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Iz wantinkk two annowns tha ness two plundras. Onn Deesember 13 @clerox.bsky.social wheel leed an plundra in Warshingtun, D. C. Inn Janyouerri, @flyhappycat.bsky.social wheel leed an plundra in an TBD locayshun and dai. Haz funn an keeb tha #plundercats sbirit alibe!
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Okei... Iz bacc fur an sekun shiff. Iz bee heer wif tha latkes an sufganiyot unteal 7pm EST. (Ok, I'm back for a second shift. I'll be here with the latkes and sufganiyot until 7pm EST.) #AnipalHB #plundercats #Caturday
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Okei... Iz bacc fur an sekun shiff. Iz bee heer wif tha latkes an sufganiyot unteal 7pm EST. (Ok, I'm back for a second shift. I'll be here with the latkes and sufganiyot until 7pm EST.) #AnipalHB #plundercats #Caturday
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Her Excellency and The Minions want to wish you a happy Caturday and remind, or inform, everyone that today is the Anipal Holiday Bazaar. Everyone is welcome. Please join us at #AnipalHB. Also today is your last chance to see Flash @flashtastic.bsky.social and wish our #Plundercats captain farewell.
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Her Excellency and The Minions want to wish you a happy Caturday and remind, or inform, everyone that today is the Anipal Holiday Bazaar. Everyone is welcome. Please join us at #AnipalHB. Also today is your last chance to see Flash @flashtastic.bsky.social and wish our #Plundercats captain farewell.
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Dis da laytist wun, hims gettink werse!
November 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Dis da laytist wun, hims gettink werse!
Okei.. Iz rappinkk ubb tha mornink festibities. @lilanwalt.bsky.social leedink 1pm EST plundra. Sea yuoze att 6pm EST. Att 7pm EST Iz annownse Deesember and Janyouerri plundras an provydink an phinil mensaje. #plundercats #AnipalHB
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Okei.. Iz rappinkk ubb tha mornink festibities. @lilanwalt.bsky.social leedink 1pm EST plundra. Sea yuoze att 6pm EST. Att 7pm EST Iz annownse Deesember and Janyouerri plundras an provydink an phinil mensaje. #plundercats #AnipalHB
Thiz perfeckt fur #AnipalHB. (This is perfect for the AnipalHB)
Daveed Diggs - Puppy for Hanukkah
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November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Thiz perfeckt fur #AnipalHB. (This is perfect for the AnipalHB)
Okei.. timb two oban ubb ma boof. Wez providink Churu stuffdt sufganiyot an latkes wif Churu fur tha ness our. Iz prombize knot two lite tha yuoze on fyre! #AnipalHB #plundercats #Caturday
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Okei.. timb two oban ubb ma boof. Wez providink Churu stuffdt sufganiyot an latkes wif Churu fur tha ness our. Iz prombize knot two lite tha yuoze on fyre! #AnipalHB #plundercats #Caturday
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Imb goin in! Ollie doez towelz are heated rite? #plundercats #AnipalHB
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Imb goin in! Ollie doez towelz are heated rite? #plundercats #AnipalHB
Absoloot classik! #plundercatsflashback
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Absoloot classik! #plundercatsflashback
Welcomb... Wez gotz two opshuns fur tha yuoze two getz tha arctic crabbies twodai. Yuoze can join tha ma an fisch em aut off tha ise or yuoze can joyn Emmy onn tha bote. Less plundra binches! #AnipalHB #plundercats #caturday
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Welcomb... Wez gotz two opshuns fur tha yuoze two getz tha arctic crabbies twodai. Yuoze can join tha ma an fisch em aut off tha ise or yuoze can joyn Emmy onn tha bote. Less plundra binches! #AnipalHB #plundercats #caturday
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"I'm decided to write a poem for @flashtastic.bsky.social" - Charlie
We all loavs the Flash
Himbs is a special guy
We all are sad himbs leaving
And loggin off bluesky
But it is moast important
To keep selfcare on track
We'll miss u flash and hoom
Ur always welcomb back
- Charlie
#plundercats
We all loavs the Flash
Himbs is a special guy
We all are sad himbs leaving
And loggin off bluesky
But it is moast important
To keep selfcare on track
We'll miss u flash and hoom
Ur always welcomb back
- Charlie
#plundercats
November 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
"I'm decided to write a poem for @flashtastic.bsky.social" - Charlie
We all loavs the Flash
Himbs is a special guy
We all are sad himbs leaving
And loggin off bluesky
But it is moast important
To keep selfcare on track
We'll miss u flash and hoom
Ur always welcomb back
- Charlie
#plundercats
We all loavs the Flash
Himbs is a special guy
We all are sad himbs leaving
And loggin off bluesky
But it is moast important
To keep selfcare on track
We'll miss u flash and hoom
Ur always welcomb back
- Charlie
#plundercats
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November 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
@flashtastic.bsky.social Just remember I'm a rank amateur. Emmie helped. By keeping me down to one hand. 😹
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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(Oh, I think this was Emmie's first adventure with the #Plundercats! I had no idea how to photo edit, just tagged along, everyone was so fun and kind!)
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
(Oh, I think this was Emmie's first adventure with the #Plundercats! I had no idea how to photo edit, just tagged along, everyone was so fun and kind!)
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November 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This sew verra kindt. Pleez stobb maekink tha ladee cri!!! #plundercats
Her Excellency and The Minions wanted to squeeze in. We love you @flashtastic.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This sew verra kindt. Pleez stobb maekink tha ladee cri!!! #plundercats
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flash! iz gowink two miss tha youz! aye amb sew habby two hab metted tha yuoz. yuoz pitchur iz onmai fridj daw 😸 hera iz sumb habby dais an a giffed ob yuoz fafforit sewp 🐟 tanks fur da fisches 😹 mebbe cee tha yuoz adt honeydoras wun day 🌴 xx
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
flash! iz gowink two miss tha youz! aye amb sew habby two hab metted tha yuoz. yuoz pitchur iz onmai fridj daw 😸 hera iz sumb habby dais an a giffed ob yuoz fafforit sewp 🐟 tanks fur da fisches 😹 mebbe cee tha yuoz adt honeydoras wun day 🌴 xx
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Todaye, we ar inspirrt by @bertie1.bsky.social to honour owr gud fren Captain @flashtastic.bsky.social and his wunnerful meowma. We will misss thems verry, verry much. 😿😿😿
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Todaye, we ar inspirrt by @bertie1.bsky.social to honour owr gud fren Captain @flashtastic.bsky.social and his wunnerful meowma. We will misss thems verry, verry much. 😿😿😿
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Iz added @elithefat.bsky.social an @bertie1.bsky.social in tuo so wez can all honor owr fren
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Iz added @elithefat.bsky.social an @bertie1.bsky.social in tuo so wez can all honor owr fren