Schmidt Takes
@floridaman4040.bsky.social
Florida-Man. A current resident of the Floridian institute for the criminally flatulent. Dry Aged 27 years
Aspiring Screenwriter
He/Him
Aspiring Screenwriter
He/Him
Pinned
#Promosky
Follow me if you enjoy:
-Mass Effect
-Baldur's Gate 3
-Wakfu
-Owl House
-Gravity Falls
-Zenless Zone Zero
-MCU
-DC
-Transformers
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
-Borderlands
-My Hero Academia
-RWBY
-Dinosaurs & Nature
-Amphibia
Follow me if you enjoy:
-Mass Effect
-Baldur's Gate 3
-Wakfu
-Owl House
-Gravity Falls
-Zenless Zone Zero
-MCU
-DC
-Transformers
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
-Borderlands
-My Hero Academia
-RWBY
-Dinosaurs & Nature
-Amphibia
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Doing a little poster for my DND campaign
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Doing a little poster for my DND campaign
Valerian fucking sucks but those opening five minutes give you the hope that this is going one hell of a space adventure.
youtu.be/u0FX8sd1uVo?...
youtu.be/u0FX8sd1uVo?...
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Valerian fucking sucks but those opening five minutes give you the hope that this is going one hell of a space adventure.
youtu.be/u0FX8sd1uVo?...
youtu.be/u0FX8sd1uVo?...
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What's interesting about writing Galaxy in ongoing stories at two different points in her life is that as I have written more stories, it can confusing which stories to read in what order.
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
What's interesting about writing Galaxy in ongoing stories at two different points in her life is that as I have written more stories, it can confusing which stories to read in what order.
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Every day just seems like a firehose of bad news for trans people. We must do our best to be allies and work to make change so this hateful administration isn't left untethered the next three years.
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Every day just seems like a firehose of bad news for trans people. We must do our best to be allies and work to make change so this hateful administration isn't left untethered the next three years.
Realizing that Spotify Wrapped is coming out soon, and now I'm worried about how trash my music tastes were this year.
a rainbow dash from my little pony is sad
ALT: a rainbow dash from my little pony is sad
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December 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Realizing that Spotify Wrapped is coming out soon, and now I'm worried about how trash my music tastes were this year.
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There’s a bunch of middle aged Long Islander women on my train to Penn that are drinking a whole case of vodka lemonade next to me lol
November 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
There’s a bunch of middle aged Long Islander women on my train to Penn that are drinking a whole case of vodka lemonade next to me lol
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Post your favorite character from Lord of the Rings, Wrong answers only:
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Post your favorite character from Lord of the Rings, Wrong answers only:
My Mom's gonna be putting up Christmas Lights today.
She suggested I help her by getting up on the roof.
My response was: "Why the hell would you wanna put an Autistic Kid on the Roof?"
We then spent several minutes imagining what would be the best song to listen too while falling off said roof 😂
She suggested I help her by getting up on the roof.
My response was: "Why the hell would you wanna put an Autistic Kid on the Roof?"
We then spent several minutes imagining what would be the best song to listen too while falling off said roof 😂
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My Mom's gonna be putting up Christmas Lights today.
She suggested I help her by getting up on the roof.
My response was: "Why the hell would you wanna put an Autistic Kid on the Roof?"
We then spent several minutes imagining what would be the best song to listen too while falling off said roof 😂
She suggested I help her by getting up on the roof.
My response was: "Why the hell would you wanna put an Autistic Kid on the Roof?"
We then spent several minutes imagining what would be the best song to listen too while falling off said roof 😂
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Drew da cat
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Drew da cat
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Happy Thanksgiving all!
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Happy Thanksgiving all!
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Hope everyone is having a great thanksgiving! 💙
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hope everyone is having a great thanksgiving! 💙
Snoopy is able to do this as he transcends all natural laws.
remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Snoopy is able to do this as he transcends all natural laws.
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Guess we can't celebrate Thanksgiving without lying about and smearing the people we stole this country from.
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Guess we can't celebrate Thanksgiving without lying about and smearing the people we stole this country from.
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Women want one thing*, and it's disgusting.
*A graphic novel about queer love, modern trans existence, anxiety over life after high school and what to do when a powerful empire wants you dead, through the medium of a superpowered teenager learning how to be a hero. (GALAXY: AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN)
*A graphic novel about queer love, modern trans existence, anxiety over life after high school and what to do when a powerful empire wants you dead, through the medium of a superpowered teenager learning how to be a hero. (GALAXY: AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN)
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Women want one thing*, and it's disgusting.
*A graphic novel about queer love, modern trans existence, anxiety over life after high school and what to do when a powerful empire wants you dead, through the medium of a superpowered teenager learning how to be a hero. (GALAXY: AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN)
*A graphic novel about queer love, modern trans existence, anxiety over life after high school and what to do when a powerful empire wants you dead, through the medium of a superpowered teenager learning how to be a hero. (GALAXY: AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN)
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Insane 24 hours following what I assumed would be my most lukewarm take of all time
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Insane 24 hours following what I assumed would be my most lukewarm take of all time
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"Leftists are all vegans who can't appreciate the pleasures of life. If they see a boob, they explode."
Meanwhile the average anarchist trans woman on here:
*chugs baja blast while hitting a joint and tugging a leash* MY POLYCULE NEEDS A 4TH FOR MAHJONG, WANNA BET YOURSELF TO A LIFE OF SERVITUDE?
Meanwhile the average anarchist trans woman on here:
*chugs baja blast while hitting a joint and tugging a leash* MY POLYCULE NEEDS A 4TH FOR MAHJONG, WANNA BET YOURSELF TO A LIFE OF SERVITUDE?
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"Leftists are all vegans who can't appreciate the pleasures of life. If they see a boob, they explode."
Meanwhile the average anarchist trans woman on here:
*chugs baja blast while hitting a joint and tugging a leash* MY POLYCULE NEEDS A 4TH FOR MAHJONG, WANNA BET YOURSELF TO A LIFE OF SERVITUDE?
Meanwhile the average anarchist trans woman on here:
*chugs baja blast while hitting a joint and tugging a leash* MY POLYCULE NEEDS A 4TH FOR MAHJONG, WANNA BET YOURSELF TO A LIFE OF SERVITUDE?
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When she picks up the 500 pound weights
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
When she picks up the 500 pound weights
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I still have a roof over my head and food to eat because I have a husband and access to credit cards, not because of writing.
almost every novelist you read who's not from the airport fiction or bestseller sections is working a full on day job, including multi-award winners and absolute legends, or they have a spouse or trust that supports them. virtually across the board. just normalize in your mind that's how it works.
I know we know this, but authors need to get better at talking about how they actually make their money. Stop pretending it's from the books.
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I still have a roof over my head and food to eat because I have a husband and access to credit cards, not because of writing.
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I'm SoulCastle.
I'm an aspiring filmmaker just trying to get by on a crappy job.
I'd love to make stories for animated movies, shows, comics, and video games.
My pfp is The Weatherman from Image Comics, one of my favorite comics ever.
I'm an aspiring filmmaker just trying to get by on a crappy job.
I'd love to make stories for animated movies, shows, comics, and video games.
My pfp is The Weatherman from Image Comics, one of my favorite comics ever.
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I'm SoulCastle.
I'm an aspiring filmmaker just trying to get by on a crappy job.
I'd love to make stories for animated movies, shows, comics, and video games.
My pfp is The Weatherman from Image Comics, one of my favorite comics ever.
I'm an aspiring filmmaker just trying to get by on a crappy job.
I'd love to make stories for animated movies, shows, comics, and video games.
My pfp is The Weatherman from Image Comics, one of my favorite comics ever.
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Hey, I know I don't post a lot on here. Mainly because I'm anxious of talking on social media, but I also don't think that people would be interested in what I have to say.
So I thought I'd say hi and really introduce myself and put myself out there.
So I thought I'd say hi and really introduce myself and put myself out there.
a man in a spiderman suit is dancing in front of a neon sign that says alright
ALT: a man in a spiderman suit is dancing in front of a neon sign that says alright
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hey, I know I don't post a lot on here. Mainly because I'm anxious of talking on social media, but I also don't think that people would be interested in what I have to say.
So I thought I'd say hi and really introduce myself and put myself out there.
So I thought I'd say hi and really introduce myself and put myself out there.
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People who don't think fat women are attractive are weak and will not survive the winter. Send tweet.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
People who don't think fat women are attractive are weak and will not survive the winter. Send tweet.
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Honestly, people calling creators the "petite bourgeoisie" makes me want to snap.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Honestly, people calling creators the "petite bourgeoisie" makes me want to snap.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.