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Karen, Kaz, Oi, You…
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55 year old menopausal mess 😘
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Morning @pierscooper.bsky.social …I’m giving FoxiMax a go but a bit confused…The “help” says letters on a grey background are incorrect guesses but they appear alongside green (correct) letters…if I’ve guessed incorrect letters surely they shouldn’t appear at all

Can you help, like I’m a child 😕
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Damon Albarn doing his best Liam Gallagher impression there #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Josie Gibson on #WILTY is the funniest thing ever

Eating the red shell of a BabyBel was odd but the way she describes its size as that of an areola has finished me
two red balls with the word baby on them are sitting on top of a book
ALT: two red balls with the word baby on them are sitting on top of a book
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November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I predict Heather to be a low goer

#TheChase
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Kitchen blinds were at half mast

Saw a little white feather on the patio and thought “awww a sign from someone that’s passed…”

Opened the blinds to a fucking massacre 😞
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Todays home made soup is Leek and Potatoe

With pepper because I love it
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Message to tradesmen…

When a long standing customer requests your services, don’t dick ‘em about

That customer will go elsewhere, won’t recommend you and will tell their family and friends that you’re a dick

*moan ends*
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Twenty minutes in and it’s still the opening credits of #Skyfall

How to make me give no fucks about watching it right there
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Moving stuff around in the garage and found this fella

Coaxed him onto some paper and freed him

Flew off happier than he was when I found him ♥️
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Next door playing the Flying Pickets 👀
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Motsi on Monjaro?

#Strictly showing her losing weight week on week
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Shame there’s no eliminations this week on #Strictly

I’d have been quite happy for both Lewis and Amber to fuck off

Celebs chaining to have no dance experience can all fuck off
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Late to the party but Christ I’m loving MobLand

#TomHardy though
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
In bed, windows open, listening to the rain

Bliss
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Everyone I know that’s either had or has a dog has said “never again”

My hairdresser has a gorgeous Cockerpoo and said exactly that today

Puts me off having any pets at all to be honest
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I hated the Mel & Sue combo but I’ve loved Mel since she’s flown solo

She should be the permanent host on #Pointless

Can’t get the milkmaid skit of Eurovision out of my head but I like her a lot
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Brother fave me a table that he doesn’t use and I LOVE IT
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Feeling oddly content tonight

That means tomorrow’s gonna be a shit show right?
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Homemade carrot soup with tiger bread for lunch

As you can see, it was delicious
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Fleur on It Takes Two confirming what dance La Voix is doing on #Strictly this weekend but isn’t she out because of injury 🤔

I thought It Takes Two was also live
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I don’t think Shirley can hold a conversation without her hands getting involved

Adding the #Strictly for those that block it
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Dancers playing the part of “celebrities with no dance experience“ are killing #Strictly

Feels like after this year it’ll need mouth to mouth to give it any hope to continue successfully
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It always feels like Alexis makes her dance with George about her…she never seems to choreograph a dance to show him off

It should be about showing his capabilities…and it just seems like she’s all “me, me, me”

Struggling to make it through without flicking tonight #Strictly
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Ordered prescription goggles from chAvSDA

Only £19

I expect they’ll let water in

At that price I might consider wearing them instead of regular glasses though
a close up of a woman wearing a pair of goggles .
ALT: a close up of a woman wearing a pair of goggles .
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November 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Mel: Why did you want to write this book Tom

Truth: Because I’ve got a fucking huge mortgage to pay

Keeping it real #ChildrenInNeed
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM