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Do not ask what his intention is. Nobody is saying.
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Finally checked out the GEX Trilogy. The wizards over at Limited Run Games have somehow managed to port these 25-year-old games to modern platforms without increasing their framerates. You can't even save your game properly. Incredible work, LRG!

Fuckin' slop.

#limitedrungames #gextrilogy #slop
September 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
UE5 titles are the Netflix Original Productions of gaming.

Anything is better. Even Unity is better. Frostbite. Silk. Katana. They can all produce vibes. Nearly every UE5 production feels like sticky factory farmed template cut slop no matter how much money is thrown at it.

#rip #tokyoxtremeracer
September 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If Silksong had released in 2020, not one single person would have said or thought "I can't believe this released so quickly, it feels like a game that should have taken an additional 5 years!"

That said, as an anti-capitalist I think It's great that the devs were relaxing throughout development.
September 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
From the Fantasy Life i Twitter page: "You can now adjust the camera to see more of the world around you! By selecting 'Camera Operation (Far)' in the options menu, the camera’s movement range expands, maybe even enough to spot a dragon napping in the distance?"

Game changer (literally).
June 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
@banditloaf.wcnews.com I am finally going to play my first WC game. I primarily like to play on my TV. Should I jump right to WC3 on PS1, or should I bite the bullet and sit at the PC with 1 and 2 first? And if so, are GOG versions suitable, or are there fan patches somewhere I should use? Thanks!
May 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Dumping the game into a generic UE5 fantasy shell with little to no consideration for the aesthetic value or art direction of the original game is an "impressive remastering." Clownish take from Digital Foundry here, and one that will ensure we get more low quality trash like this in the future.
April 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Could you tell whether this was from the Oblivion Remaster or some random UE5 F2P slop I found on Steam?

(the answer is no)
April 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This Oblivion remaster is the most offensive thing I’ve played in years. The contempt for its fans and own legacy that Bethesda has shown by allowing the hacks at Virtuos to lazily shit their legendary game into an artistically bankrupt Unreal Engine 5 toilet is beyond words.

Fuck Todd Howard.
April 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Reject slop. Embrace soul.
Oblivion's sincerity of expression: the meaning of SOUL
YouTube video by Crowbcat
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April 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Nothing is safe from the UE5 slop hammer.
April 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Looks like it’s @banditloaf.wcnews.com’s birthday. A tremendously nice guy and the deepest well of Wing Commander knowledge living today! A great good vibe follow if you aren’t already.
April 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
For the love of God @digitalfoundry.bsky.social, stop reviewing 30fps modes like they mean anything. It's 2025, let's not pretend that the visuals of a game running at half of the acceptable speed for playability are worthy of praise. Developers may as well add a 20fps super fidelity mode for you.
March 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Wow, what an aesthetically pleasing and enticing discount.
February 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
February 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Why can’t Nintendo also give us a little black box without a screen? I’ll never ever play this on the go.
January 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The director of Pentiment glazing some bad ai art is certainly a low point of 2025’s first two weeks.
January 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
January 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM