Garik the Dwarf
@garikthedwarf.bsky.social
You wouldn't last a day in the mines where I grew up
Love a good ol’ family reunion, but still don’t know why an elf keeps showing up, and at this point it’s too late to ask
February 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Love a good ol’ family reunion, but still don’t know why an elf keeps showing up, and at this point it’s too late to ask
I know just the guy to ask
January 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I know just the guy to ask
I’ve been thinking about it for 50 years, and I’m proud to say I have concepts of new mining safety standards
December 16, 2024 at 6:31 PM
I’ve been thinking about it for 50 years, and I’m proud to say I have concepts of new mining safety standards
3E 207 wrapped
- Unknown amount of ale drank
- 20 blades forged
- 67 Duergar struck down
- 2 Orcish sieges repelled
- 16 Elves insulted
- 1 Mine emptied
- 1 Ancient City Reclaimed
- Unknown amount of ale drank
- 20 blades forged
- 67 Duergar struck down
- 2 Orcish sieges repelled
- 16 Elves insulted
- 1 Mine emptied
- 1 Ancient City Reclaimed
December 14, 2024 at 2:17 PM
3E 207 wrapped
- Unknown amount of ale drank
- 20 blades forged
- 67 Duergar struck down
- 2 Orcish sieges repelled
- 16 Elves insulted
- 1 Mine emptied
- 1 Ancient City Reclaimed
- Unknown amount of ale drank
- 20 blades forged
- 67 Duergar struck down
- 2 Orcish sieges repelled
- 16 Elves insulted
- 1 Mine emptied
- 1 Ancient City Reclaimed
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Saw my buddy No-Nose Phillip today…
Yup. Still no nose.
He’s got a COOL ASS SHIELD THO.
Yup. Still no nose.
He’s got a COOL ASS SHIELD THO.
December 12, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Saw my buddy No-Nose Phillip today…
Yup. Still no nose.
He’s got a COOL ASS SHIELD THO.
Yup. Still no nose.
He’s got a COOL ASS SHIELD THO.
Now this I can get behind
Imma dig a hole in the ground and make it my new home. 😭😭😭 crying
December 11, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Now this I can get behind
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Why is it called final fantasy when there’s clearly more than one them
December 6, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Why is it called final fantasy when there’s clearly more than one them
Currently brooding beside the campfire sharpening the party’s weapons.
November 30, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Currently brooding beside the campfire sharpening the party’s weapons.
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just about time for my favorite thanksgiving tradition: accidentally starting a new skyrim save
November 27, 2024 at 3:47 PM
just about time for my favorite thanksgiving tradition: accidentally starting a new skyrim save
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big numbers confuse me, anything past 10 and im lost
November 27, 2024 at 12:01 AM
big numbers confuse me, anything past 10 and im lost
You use a FIVE IN ONE corner shop beard wash and don’t even have a manicure kit? May the gods give me strength…
November 27, 2024 at 11:43 AM
You use a FIVE IN ONE corner shop beard wash and don’t even have a manicure kit? May the gods give me strength…
would you believe me if I told you my smithing was THAT impressive it caught the attention of a god? well, doesn't matter if you do, cause it totally did
November 21, 2024 at 3:31 PM
would you believe me if I told you my smithing was THAT impressive it caught the attention of a god? well, doesn't matter if you do, cause it totally did
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Bluesky User Counter
bsky-users.theo.io
November 16, 2024 at 8:55 PM
*cough* WARLOCKS *cough*
Reminder to ALWAYS read your contracts/NDAs!
November 16, 2024 at 10:52 AM
*cough* WARLOCKS *cough*
A Lv 3 fighter just beat a Lv 20 Fighter because the DM didn’t want the campaign to end
November 16, 2024 at 9:59 AM
A Lv 3 fighter just beat a Lv 20 Fighter because the DM didn’t want the campaign to end
(warning, scary story)
"I can't wait to drink this ale, I hope it's not evil" I say
"Don't worry, we're not evil" said evil cup and evil ale
"I can't wait to drink this ale, I hope it's not evil" I say
"Don't worry, we're not evil" said evil cup and evil ale
November 13, 2024 at 3:51 PM
(warning, scary story)
"I can't wait to drink this ale, I hope it's not evil" I say
"Don't worry, we're not evil" said evil cup and evil ale
"I can't wait to drink this ale, I hope it's not evil" I say
"Don't worry, we're not evil" said evil cup and evil ale
If I had a copper coin for each time the short character went up a creature's ass in the D&D campaign I'm watching, I'd have 2 copper coins
November 8, 2024 at 2:57 PM
If I had a copper coin for each time the short character went up a creature's ass in the D&D campaign I'm watching, I'd have 2 copper coins
I want to obliterate a rage room with my warhammer rn
November 6, 2024 at 7:11 PM
I want to obliterate a rage room with my warhammer rn
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Blue sky?
Aye, usually is, unless it be raining.
Aye, usually is, unless it be raining.
November 5, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Blue sky?
Aye, usually is, unless it be raining.
Aye, usually is, unless it be raining.
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Blundi's son said his first word today; "Stone". Blundi now owes me an ale, I knew the young lad would yearn for the mines
November 2, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Blundi's son said his first word today; "Stone". Blundi now owes me an ale, I knew the young lad would yearn for the mines
Apprentice just finished forging his first blade and...um...everybody starts somewhere, y'know?
October 29, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Apprentice just finished forging his first blade and...um...everybody starts somewhere, y'know?
say it louder for the humans in the back
I’m gonna need people who are younger than me to stop talking about how old they feel.
October 24, 2024 at 5:35 PM
say it louder for the humans in the back
why is this video 3 hours long?
I made a funny video, because when your a blacksmith and a prop maker, these things pop into your head
It's better with sound on if you ever played Skyrim
It's better with sound on if you ever played Skyrim
October 22, 2024 at 6:32 PM
why is this video 3 hours long?
when I be talking to a lass at the tavern and she conjures a black hole as party trick
October 20, 2024 at 11:38 PM
when I be talking to a lass at the tavern and she conjures a black hole as party trick