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Gary the First
@garythefirst.bsky.social
Northeastern NC. Husband to @stevechirico.bsky.social
USAF 81-87.
Abnormally well-adjusted. Politics, law, architecture, gardening, history, and then some.
Long ago, in a previous life, I had a neighbor who confided that he’d once gotten crabs…on his eyelashes.

He seemed rather proud of this, for some reason…
November 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Greenville NC
October 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Anybody know where Ben Shapiro was yesterday?
September 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
We have devolved from “homo sapiens” to “homo stultis”.

#postdystopian
July 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I suggest we start referring to the current social and political climate as “post-dystopian”.

#postdytopian
July 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Happy Flag Day
June 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
June 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Person noticing my close-cut hairdo: “So, do the carpets match the drapes?”

Me: “Nah, I got hardwood floors.”
May 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Maybe you should stay away from children then?
May 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Sooo… when Black South Africans treat White South Africans the way White South Africans treated Black South Africans, it’s genocide?
May 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Rome? Hey Rome? He’s gonna be there for at least 12 hours. Would ya mind…?
April 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Sooo.. all you 2A folks who say it’s for standing up to tyranny? Now’s your chance…
April 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
So when do they start deporting Ruzzians?
April 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Trump probably thinks he can deport trans folk back to Transylvania.
March 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hear me out: get AI to draw the redistricting maps based solely on population. Watch that shit get shut down reallllll quick.
March 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Reposted by Gary the First
How it started/How it's going
February 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Are they still eating cats and dogs in Columbus?
February 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Reposted by Gary the First
February 13, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Stupid fucking Americans.
February 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Congressional Republicans: at this point you’re going to get primaried no matter what. Might as well do the right thing on your way out…
February 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...

How in the actual fuck is this legal? Musk needs to be arrested now. @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov
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February 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Local micro brew, Beaufort NC. Its kiss is on my lips.
January 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Humans really are the worst people.
January 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Mr Kai snuggling with his bone
January 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
GOD®️
BLESS©️
‘MERICA™️
January 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM