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gelboy84.bsky.social
Gelboy84
@gelboy84.bsky.social
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Never leaves the house without his hair gelled. Scoring high on the Doucheometer (I'm told). Destined for a dunk in the gunge, push in the pool or pie in the face (again, I'm told).
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gelboy84.bsky.social
One cocky comment too many. #poolpush #wam #douche
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
gelboy84.bsky.social
Throwback to the night in Ibiza where friends dared me to sit over a gunge tank in a club — and got what I richly deserved.
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
gelboy84.bsky.social
Creamed. #douche #wam #hairruined
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
gelboy84.bsky.social
I gelled. I posed. I got slimed beyond recognition. Where’s the justice? #wam #douche #hairruined
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
gelboy84.bsky.social
I just love the smell of hair gel in the morning...
October 22, 2025 at 10:25 AM
gelboy84.bsky.social
I ran into someone who really, really doesn't like me. #douche #hairruined
September 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
gelboy84.bsky.social
It's hot - I said. Why don't you get into the pool, douche - they replied. #wam #poolfun
July 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
gelboy84.bsky.social
Wanna mess this up? 👇I dare ya! 😎 #wam #gelledupdouche
June 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
gelboy84.bsky.social
Okay, so maybe I had it coming. Maybe. #wam #douche #humandessert
June 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
gelboy84.bsky.social
From splattered to spotless... Luckily, I clean up nice. #wam #gelled
May 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
gelboy84.bsky.social
Well. That escalated. #gunged #wam
May 13, 2025 at 9:54 AM
gelboy84.bsky.social
Someone: How are you this clean and still scream 'needs a dunk in gunge'? Me: Just try me. @gungelads.bsky.social #WAM #DunkableDouche #Stillcrisp
May 7, 2025 at 9:05 AM
gelboy84.bsky.social
I've been told I'm "long overdue" for a good gunging. Can't imagine why. 😇😎
#WAM #DunkableDouche #MessMagnet
April 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM