Samantha Bortkins
getintherobot.bsky.social
Samantha Bortkins
@getintherobot.bsky.social
Stinky butt
I might be ready to communicate with other humans again
August 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The biscuit factory is open
December 17, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Reposted by Samantha Bortkins
December 16, 2024 at 3:16 AM
They should put Mario paint on switch.who got an uncle at Nintendo
December 12, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Balatro is such an evil game but also I hope it wins the game award thingy
December 12, 2024 at 4:02 AM
December 12, 2024 at 1:38 AM
December 12, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Ahhh another day of mind numbing soul crushing depression while trying to pretend to be a functioning human at work
December 10, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Ok but can it make god rays look good
Google said its quantum computer needed less than five minutes to perform a mathematical calculation that one of the world’s most powerful supercomputers could not complete in 10 septillion years, a length of time that exceeds the age of the known universe. nyti.ms/3DaZFH5
December 10, 2024 at 6:11 AM
So glad I returned to the social media mines in time for this
December 10, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Ayeeee showa mea tha manaaffaassttoooo
December 9, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Luigi let me be your Mario
December 9, 2024 at 10:02 PM
People go crazy for gizmo when she's out and about. I should get her a modelling contract.
December 8, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Would you shoot Scrooge McDuck
December 7, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Grumpy steb
December 7, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Please no more humid summers
December 7, 2024 at 1:20 AM
but seriously fuck those tiny microphones
December 5, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Insta reels with ppl talking into those tiny stupid microphones make me go into a irrational rage mb I need to go back to therapy
December 5, 2024 at 4:26 AM
This is all we do
December 4, 2024 at 10:02 AM
😭
December 3, 2024 at 8:40 AM
I miss Charlie so much. I miss how his big chonky head felt in my palm. And how he made big slurpy noise when he ate. I miss how he couldn't get up the stairs anymore so he would wait on the sofa for his lift up to bed every night like a little lord.
December 3, 2024 at 8:28 AM
November 30, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Saw wicked I stand Cynthia Erivo now
November 30, 2024 at 4:44 AM
I think we should have more kids on the internet. Give me some of that goo goo ga ga shit
November 29, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Why are Labor emailing me all the fucken time asking for donations. How did I get on that list. Can't albo sell a house to pay for their shit. Leave me alone!!!!
November 29, 2024 at 1:47 AM