GI Joe Bot
@gijoebot.bsky.social
Creates a random GI Joe figure every four hours. No AI involved.
'Lance Corporal Sweep': This U.S. Marine Corps character has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look tough. They're dressed primarily in stark yellow and light maroon with gray highlights. Figure includes: sniper rifle, bow, bazooka, removable diving gear and flashlight.
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
'Lance Corporal Sweep': This U.S. Marine Corps character has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look tough. They're dressed primarily in stark yellow and light maroon with gray highlights. Figure includes: sniper rifle, bow, bazooka, removable diving gear and flashlight.
'Capt. Spear Crunch': This scout sniper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in shiny brown and shiny copper with light yellow highlights. Figure includes: comic book reprint and shotgun.
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 AM
'Capt. Spear Crunch': This scout sniper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in shiny brown and shiny copper with light yellow highlights. Figure includes: comic book reprint and shotgun.
'Codename: Cold Bolt': This explosives ordnance disposal specialist has grey hair and a face sculpt that makes them look cheerful. They're dressed primarily in dull aqua and bright denim with light purple highlights. Figure includes: night vision goggles, grenades, ax and kayak.
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
'Codename: Cold Bolt': This explosives ordnance disposal specialist has grey hair and a face sculpt that makes them look cheerful. They're dressed primarily in dull aqua and bright denim with light purple highlights. Figure includes: night vision goggles, grenades, ax and kayak.
' Stick Knock': This U.S. Army jungle fighter has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dark yellow and dark denim with shiny orange highlights. Figure includes: mortar and machine gun.
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
' Stick Knock': This U.S. Army jungle fighter has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dark yellow and dark denim with shiny orange highlights. Figure includes: mortar and machine gun.
'Spear Lock': This airborne infantry trooper has light brown hair and a face sculpt that makes them look ugly. They're dressed primarily in dull yellow and faded green with light peach highlights. Figure includes: "weedwhacker" gun, bullhorn, figure stand, pistol with removable silencer and heavy
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
'Spear Lock': This airborne infantry trooper has light brown hair and a face sculpt that makes them look ugly. They're dressed primarily in dull yellow and faded green with light peach highlights. Figure includes: "weedwhacker" gun, bullhorn, figure stand, pistol with removable silencer and heavy
'Commander Musk Lane': This U.S. Navy character has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look determined. They're dressed primarily in stark white and shiny aqua with dull copper highlights. Figure includes: submachine gun, bullhorn, figure stand, comic book reprint, sticker sheet,
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
'Commander Musk Lane': This U.S. Navy character has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look determined. They're dressed primarily in stark white and shiny aqua with dull copper highlights. Figure includes: submachine gun, bullhorn, figure stand, comic book reprint, sticker sheet,
'Sgt. Scaldgore': This U.S. Air Force explosives ordnance disposal specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in shiny gray and light purple with bright black highlights. Figure includes: heavy machine gun, night vision goggles, flamethrower, medkit, grappling hook,
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
'Sgt. Scaldgore': This U.S. Air Force explosives ordnance disposal specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in shiny gray and light purple with bright black highlights. Figure includes: heavy machine gun, night vision goggles, flamethrower, medkit, grappling hook,
'Captain Buzz': This U.S. Army silent weapons specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dull tan and light purple with neon yellow highlights. Figure includes: assault rifle, sniper rifle and boxing gloves.
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 AM
'Captain Buzz': This U.S. Army silent weapons specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dull tan and light purple with neon yellow highlights. Figure includes: assault rifle, sniper rifle and boxing gloves.
'Captain Black Manx': This combat engineer has red hair and a face sculpt that makes them look weathered. They're dressed primarily in faded black and gold with light black highlights. Figure includes: hose, hose and mortar.
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
'Captain Black Manx': This combat engineer has red hair and a face sculpt that makes them look weathered. They're dressed primarily in faded black and gold with light black highlights. Figure includes: hose, hose and mortar.
'Lt. Work': This U.S. Air Force character has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look tough. They're dressed primarily in dull gold and bright black with dull tan highlights. Figure includes: "weedwhacker" gun, antenna, machete, heavy machine gun and heavy machine gun.
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
'Lt. Work': This U.S. Air Force character has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look tough. They're dressed primarily in dull gold and bright black with dull tan highlights. Figure includes: "weedwhacker" gun, antenna, machete, heavy machine gun and heavy machine gun.
'Dial Crow': This urban assault specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in a strange shade of red and stark yellow with bright aqua highlights. Figure includes: medkit, "weedwhacker" gun, dog and scarf.
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
'Dial Crow': This urban assault specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in a strange shade of red and stark yellow with bright aqua highlights. Figure includes: medkit, "weedwhacker" gun, dog and scarf.
'Captain Sci- Walk': This U.S. Air Force airborne infantry trooper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dark yellow and stark pink with shiny denim highlights. Figure includes: bipod, duffel bag, "weedwhacker" gun, snow shoes, flashlight and snow board.
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
'Captain Sci- Walk': This U.S. Air Force airborne infantry trooper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dark yellow and stark pink with shiny denim highlights. Figure includes: bipod, duffel bag, "weedwhacker" gun, snow shoes, flashlight and snow board.
' West Hunter': This mortar trooper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in bright yellow and a strange shade of green with a strange shade of purple highlights. Figure includes: real working missile launcher, landmines, bolt cutters, grenades, sai, landmines and removable helmet.
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
' West Hunter': This mortar trooper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in bright yellow and a strange shade of green with a strange shade of purple highlights. Figure includes: real working missile launcher, landmines, bolt cutters, grenades, sai, landmines and removable helmet.
'Captain Beam': This U.S. Army night spotter has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dull aqua and an ugly shade of pink with an ugly shade of red highlights. Figure includes: pistol with removable silencer and machete.
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
'Captain Beam': This U.S. Army night spotter has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dull aqua and an ugly shade of pink with an ugly shade of red highlights. Figure includes: pistol with removable silencer and machete.
'Keel Shark': This night spotter has blond hair and a face sculpt that makes them look worn out. They're dressed primarily in dark silver and light black with an ugly shade of purple highlights. Figure includes: flashlight, bazooka and comic book reprint.
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 AM
'Keel Shark': This night spotter has blond hair and a face sculpt that makes them look worn out. They're dressed primarily in dark silver and light black with an ugly shade of purple highlights. Figure includes: flashlight, bazooka and comic book reprint.
'General Lion': This U.S. Air Force computer specialist has blond hair and a face sculpt that makes them look cocky. They're dressed primarily in light brown and stark copper with an ugly shade of copper highlights. Figure includes: sai, katana, sniper rifle, machine gun and bow.
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
'General Lion': This U.S. Air Force computer specialist has blond hair and a face sculpt that makes them look cocky. They're dressed primarily in light brown and stark copper with an ugly shade of copper highlights. Figure includes: sai, katana, sniper rifle, machine gun and bow.
'Colonel Mistbriar': This U.S. Marine Corps assault trooper has light brown hair and a face sculpt that makes them look tough. They're dressed primarily in dull blue and neon silver with dark brown highlights. Figure includes: machete and snow shoes.
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
'Colonel Mistbriar': This U.S. Marine Corps assault trooper has light brown hair and a face sculpt that makes them look tough. They're dressed primarily in dull blue and neon silver with dark brown highlights. Figure includes: machete and snow shoes.
'Major Scan': This U.S. Air Force explosives expert has brown hair and a face sculpt that makes them look sad. They're dressed primarily in bright orange and dull gold with dull black highlights. Figure includes: grappling hook, sticker sheet and removable holster.
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
'Major Scan': This U.S. Air Force explosives expert has brown hair and a face sculpt that makes them look sad. They're dressed primarily in bright orange and dull gold with dull black highlights. Figure includes: grappling hook, sticker sheet and removable holster.
' Trick Mode': This U.S. Army scout sniper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dark purple and dull gold with faded denim highlights. Figure includes: night vision goggles, backpack, sticker sheet and stretcher.
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
' Trick Mode': This U.S. Army scout sniper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dark purple and dull gold with faded denim highlights. Figure includes: night vision goggles, backpack, sticker sheet and stretcher.
'Lt. Tough Light': This U.S. Air Force hand-to-hand combat expert has red hair and a face sculpt that makes them look grim. They're dressed primarily in pink and neon green with dull pink highlights. Figure includes: skis, sword, bullhorn, tommy gun, bow, nunchucks and sniper rifle.
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 AM
'Lt. Tough Light': This U.S. Air Force hand-to-hand combat expert has red hair and a face sculpt that makes them look grim. They're dressed primarily in pink and neon green with dull pink highlights. Figure includes: skis, sword, bullhorn, tommy gun, bow, nunchucks and sniper rifle.
'Specialist Sun Jaguar': This U.S. Army rescue trooper has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look drunk. They're dressed primarily in a strange shade of peach and light green with stark gray highlights. Figure includes: binoculars, removable vest, skis, bolt cutters, machine gun and
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
'Specialist Sun Jaguar': This U.S. Army rescue trooper has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look drunk. They're dressed primarily in a strange shade of peach and light green with stark gray highlights. Figure includes: binoculars, removable vest, skis, bolt cutters, machine gun and
'Major Tack': This U.S. Marine Corps character has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look bored. They're dressed primarily in light orange and neon peach with yellow highlights. Figure includes: landmines, air-mask, backpack, "weedwhacker" gun and kayak.
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
'Major Tack': This U.S. Marine Corps character has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look bored. They're dressed primarily in light orange and neon peach with yellow highlights. Figure includes: landmines, air-mask, backpack, "weedwhacker" gun and kayak.
'Major Lion': This fighter pilot has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in a strange shade of purple and copper with shiny brown highlights. Figure includes: sticker sheet, landmines and computer.
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
'Major Lion': This fighter pilot has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in a strange shade of purple and copper with shiny brown highlights. Figure includes: sticker sheet, landmines and computer.
'Lt. Colonel Tiger Scout': This U.S. Marine Corps psy-ops specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in copper and a strange shade of white with stark aqua highlights. Figure includes: landmines, ninja claw, comic book reprint and ax.
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
'Lt. Colonel Tiger Scout': This U.S. Marine Corps psy-ops specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in copper and a strange shade of white with stark aqua highlights. Figure includes: landmines, ninja claw, comic book reprint and ax.
'Seaman Banestone': This U.S. Coast Guard rescue trooper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dull orange and bright tan with shiny red highlights. Figure includes: tommy gun, katana, "weedwhacker" gun, binoculars, comic book reprint and guille suit.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
'Seaman Banestone': This U.S. Coast Guard rescue trooper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dull orange and bright tan with shiny red highlights. Figure includes: tommy gun, katana, "weedwhacker" gun, binoculars, comic book reprint and guille suit.