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Chris
@gizzardgulpe.bsky.social
Therapist and otherwise relatively boring dude
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Seemed appropriate to share for some reason. 🤷 Please pass around.
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Tons of leftover chili, you know what that means
Jack and Diane but most of the lyrics are "suckin' on a chili dog"
YouTube video by Tom McGovern
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November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Our button design contest is still going!! There’s still 10 days left to get your designs in!

This year’s theme is: Survive and Thrive
Artists please read details below.

Submissions must be submitted by November 30th, 2025 to [email protected]

#wichitapride2026
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
September 2, 2023 at 2:53 PM
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My birthday fundraiser! #cantonballet ig.me/1ObmfQKKoduJ...
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Here’s my breakdown of EA’s pending sale… to Saudi Arabia… and why this is much, much bigger than video games. I’m late to this from a ‘news’ perspective obviously, but it’s because I worked on this video for about a month.

youtu.be/yOzFyrRH_sw
I probably shouldn't post this
YouTube video by Charalanahzard
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November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Just heard that Dick Cheney died and instantly thought of it this clip that introduced me to the comedy of @pattonoswalt.bsky.social ages and ages ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIQS...
Patton Oswalt - The Dukes Of Hazzard.wmv
YouTube video by ExtremeHoward
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Another 🎯 from PJ Guy’s story:
The power of *mental rehearsal*.

Don’t just “rehearse your anxiety”. Instead imagine yourself acting — somehow—in that situation

Reality unlikely to unfold like your imagined scene — but that’s not the point. *Actively create a cognitive picture of yourself acting*
October 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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it's very true that Nazis can be welcoming and accommodating TO INFLUENCERS who they want to help them spread their message. if Nazis are being nice to you it isn't a sign they are more "welcoming". it's a sign they find you useful.
August 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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The game without sexual content of any type, the game about sexual assault, too adult for visa or mastercard too stomach. Because Visa and Mastercard and payment processors consider discussing the impacts of sexual assault to be tantamount to pornography, which is a loaded fucking implication.
July 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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visa and mastercard deciding what games are allowed to be sold is an apocalyptic level threat to the games industry. phone calls are the highest impact way to help.

this is an all hands on deck situation. the enemy got results with 1000 phone calls.

we can beat them

phone numbers and a script:
July 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Let’s change gears. Do some good

Sign this. Make it go viral. Protect sex workers. End payment processor discrimination

action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
Mastercard: Sex Work is Work. End Your Unjust Policy.
Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It must be stopped.
action.aclu.org
July 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Noem let those girls die with search and rescue teams sitting on their hands waiting for authorization
Head of FEMA Urban Search and Rescue branch resigns.
He told colleagues that TX delay was tipping point after months of admin efforts to dismantle the agency. DHS Sec Noem took 72 hours after TX flooding to authorize the deployment of FEMA’s search and rescue network
www.cnn.com/2025/07/21/p...
FEMA search and rescue chief resigns after frustration with Texas flood response | CNN Politics
The head of FEMA’s Urban Search and Rescue branch, which runs a network of teams stationed across the country that can swiftly respond to natural disasters, resigned on Monday.
www.cnn.com
July 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.
On a recent podcast Gavin Newsom tells Shawn Ryan how the Trans sports issue opened the door for him to change his mind on GAC for Trans Youth.

As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.

There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
July 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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While 29% of Americans believe in astrology, it’s actually a textbook pseudoscience that has barely changed in 2500 years.

Decades of research show that it fails in every respect related to its theory and predictions of human behavior.

www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
‘New Age’ beliefs common among both religious and nonreligious Americans
Many U.S. Christians – as well as the religiously unaffiliated – hold “New Age” beliefs, which include belief in reincarnation and astrology.
www.pewresearch.org
July 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Hey I think your arbitrary rules for behavior might be driving you insane

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbxd...
Hey, I think your arbitrary rules are driving you insane
YouTube video by JasonKPargin
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July 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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July 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Might be a good time to remind folks of the No ICE in California itch bundle raising funds for the immigrant defenders law center (or you can donate to them directly) itch.io/b/3110/no-ic...
July 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Miss Rachel continues to have more of a moral backbone than 99% of public figures
July 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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this is the best single-image encapsulation of how modern conservatism works
Texas can't adequately warn people about deadly floods, but it can immediately let me know that a cop got hurt 250 miles away from me.
July 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Can confirm: very good game
July 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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oh no
June 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM