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With word of an #NBA approved #European hoops league, did #AI get tipsy after being over-served martinis and that explains why it came up with the team names: #London Broil, #Rome Gnomes, #Swiss Army Knives, #Vienna Sausages, #Holland Tunnel, #Greece Elbows, and #Bonn James Bonn? #hmm
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It’s been kept hush-hush, but tonight #Dodgers hurler Yoshinobu #Yamamoto joins the #Lakers to face the #Hawks. #AI claims he’s good but can improve 3% on his footwork when at the left elbow on in-bounds passes + #Vlade #Guerrero Jr. debuts for the #Leafs vs #Bruins in #Toronto on power plays.
#huh
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November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Even though the #Knicks beat the #Cavs using 11 players, do ex-coach #TomThibodeau buffs defend his refusal to use a bunch of his bench by pointing to the success of #Maroon5, #FiveforFighting, The Fifth Dimension, The Dave Clark 5, #Hawaii Five-0, Movies: 9-to-5 and #Rocky 5? #Yikes
October 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Even though the #Knicks beat the #Cavs using 11 players, do ex-coach #TomThibodeau buffs defend his refusal to use a bunch of his bench by pointing to the success of #Maroon5, #FiveforFighting, The Fifth Dimension, The Dave Clark 5, #Hawaii Five-0, Movies: 9-to-5 and #Rocky 5? #Yikes
Are fans of former #Knicks head honcho #TomThibodeau claiming it must be a misprint and demanding a retraction because the in-game box score showed that with #MikeBrown at the helm, the #NYK have reached double-digits in the number of players used in the game against the #Cleveland #Cavs? #WoW #NBA
October 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Are fans of former #Knicks head honcho #TomThibodeau claiming it must be a misprint and demanding a retraction because the in-game box score showed that with #MikeBrown at the helm, the #NYK have reached double-digits in the number of players used in the game against the #Cleveland #Cavs? #WoW #NBA
If the #Browns beat the #Vikings in #London, was a #British #Brownsie fan going to petition #KingCharlesIII to immediately make qb #DillonGabriel a knight, until a #CaseWestern senior with a double-major in #AI and #PhysEd realized that the game was taking place in the daytime? #yikes
October 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If the #Browns beat the #Vikings in #London, was a #British #Brownsie fan going to petition #KingCharlesIII to immediately make qb #DillonGabriel a knight, until a #CaseWestern senior with a double-major in #AI and #PhysEd realized that the game was taking place in the daytime? #yikes
Were #golf buffs rowdy because #PGATour execs, who are unfamiliar with mass transit, and thinking there must be rules of decorum and #etiquette on #trains to serve as a guide, added a rider to the #RyderCup requiring fans to behave as if they were riding on the #subway to a #Yankees or #Mets game?
October 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Are #PGATour bigwigs trying to bar #AI from attending the #RyderCup after it had the temerity to tell pals that 1 big reason #TeamUSA is losing is because the Tour allows golfers to duck post-match interviews with the media and thus don’t have experience in dealing with adversity? #interesting
September 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Are #PGATour bigwigs trying to bar #AI from attending the #RyderCup after it had the temerity to tell pals that 1 big reason #TeamUSA is losing is because the Tour allows golfers to duck post-match interviews with the media and thus don’t have experience in dealing with adversity? #interesting
#RyderCup buffs angry at #RoryMcIlroy for cussing out fans need to recall a rumor that at St. Andrews, #BobbyJones spotted #Parliament dignitaries in the crowd talking loudly as he lined up his putt. After he flipped them the bird, the bird snatched away the powdered wigs on their heads. #wow
September 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
#RyderCup buffs angry at #RoryMcIlroy for cussing out fans need to recall a rumor that at St. Andrews, #BobbyJones spotted #Parliament dignitaries in the crowd talking loudly as he lined up his putt. After he flipped them the bird, the bird snatched away the powdered wigs on their heads. #wow
Were #PGATour execs “giddy” that the exit tunnel secretly built so stars like #RoryMcIlroy + others can avoid the media after the #RyderCup on Sunday worked well today during a test run? Alas, exiting the tunnel, were the testers klunked on the head by a big wave at #JonesBeach and swept away? #wow
September 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Were #PGATour execs “giddy” that the exit tunnel secretly built so stars like #RoryMcIlroy + others can avoid the media after the #RyderCup on Sunday worked well today during a test run? Alas, exiting the tunnel, were the testers klunked on the head by a big wave at #JonesBeach and swept away? #wow
Did ex-#Patriots #Jets #Browns coach try to get around #UNC requiring all new school hires to teach a class about a book by a foreign author, by holding a seminar on Jack #London’s ‘The Call of the Wild’, thinking it was about a crazed ref penalizing a false start in an #Eagles vs #Giants game? #wow
September 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Did ex-#Patriots #Jets #Browns coach try to get around #UNC requiring all new school hires to teach a class about a book by a foreign author, by holding a seminar on Jack #London’s ‘The Call of the Wild’, thinking it was about a crazed ref penalizing a false start in an #Eagles vs #Giants game? #wow
Was 1 reason boosters placed ex-#Browns #Jets #Patriots now #UNC head coach #BillBelichick’s name in the transfer portal, is that in prep for tonight’s game vs #Charlotte #49ers, Mr. Bill mistakenly studied tape of SF #Niners qb #BrockPurdy + ordered the team to fly into #SFO instead of #CLT? #wow
September 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Was 1 reason boosters placed ex-#Browns #Jets #Patriots now #UNC head coach #BillBelichick’s name in the transfer portal, is that in prep for tonight’s game vs #Charlotte #49ers, Mr. Bill mistakenly studied tape of SF #Niners qb #BrockPurdy + ordered the team to fly into #SFO instead of #CLT? #wow
As the #Mets face the #Cincinnati #Reds, with #BrandonSproat joining fellow recent rookie arrivals #JonahTong and #NolanMcLean, was the chant, “#Sproat #Tong and #McLean and pray for rain!” just secretly trademarked by #AI, ala the #Boston #Braves “Spahn and Sain and pray for rain!” #Interesting
September 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
As the #Mets face the #Cincinnati #Reds, with #BrandonSproat joining fellow recent rookie arrivals #JonahTong and #NolanMcLean, was the chant, “#Sproat #Tong and #McLean and pray for rain!” just secretly trademarked by #AI, ala the #Boston #Braves “Spahn and Sain and pray for rain!” #Interesting
Did tons of boosters, angry over the loss to #TCU, just put ex- #Browns #Jets #Patriots now #UNC head coach #BillBelichick’s name in the transfer portal? Did Mr. Bill have a flashback by starting his prep for this week’s game vs #Charlotte by studying #BryceYoung + the #Carolina #Panthers offense?
September 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Did tons of boosters, angry over the loss to #TCU, just put ex- #Browns #Jets #Patriots now #UNC head coach #BillBelichick’s name in the transfer portal? Did Mr. Bill have a flashback by starting his prep for this week’s game vs #Charlotte by studying #BryceYoung + the #Carolina #Panthers offense?
Did #AI secretly just arrive in #Vegas, emptied a big bag of #cryptocurrency + placed a big bet that after the #TCU game, ex-#Browns #Patriots #Jets now #UNC head coach #BillBelichick will go over the line set at 5 press conference questions referencing next week’s opponent, “It’s on to #Charlotte.”
September 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Did #AI secretly just arrive in #Vegas, emptied a big bag of #cryptocurrency + placed a big bet that after the #TCU game, ex-#Browns #Patriots #Jets now #UNC head coach #BillBelichick will go over the line set at 5 press conference questions referencing next week’s opponent, “It’s on to #Charlotte.”
If #Mets #JonahTong pitches well vs #Marlins tonight, after the game, are baseball Hall of Fame officials going to secretly whisk him away to join #NolanMcLean + put him on display in Cooperstown? #AI claims the line of #NYM fans for the exhibit will stretch as far back as the #Saratoga race track.
August 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If #Mets #JonahTong pitches well vs #Marlins tonight, after the game, are baseball Hall of Fame officials going to secretly whisk him away to join #NolanMcLean + put him on display in Cooperstown? #AI claims the line of #NYM fans for the exhibit will stretch as far back as the #Saratoga race track.
To fulfill #UNC’s mandate that all new hires teach 1 class outside their specialty, was #BillBelichick set to lecture on
‘A Streetcar Named Desire,’ ‘til #AI whispered in his ear that the #syllabus dealt with the #TennesseeWilliams play + not the #Patriots #SuperBowl wins vs #Falcons + #Seahawks?
‘A Streetcar Named Desire,’ ‘til #AI whispered in his ear that the #syllabus dealt with the #TennesseeWilliams play + not the #Patriots #SuperBowl wins vs #Falcons + #Seahawks?
August 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
To fulfill #UNC’s mandate that all new hires teach 1 class outside their specialty, was #BillBelichick set to lecture on
‘A Streetcar Named Desire,’ ‘til #AI whispered in his ear that the #syllabus dealt with the #TennesseeWilliams play + not the #Patriots #SuperBowl wins vs #Falcons + #Seahawks?
‘A Streetcar Named Desire,’ ‘til #AI whispered in his ear that the #syllabus dealt with the #TennesseeWilliams play + not the #Patriots #SuperBowl wins vs #Falcons + #Seahawks?
Thank you #AI for explaining that empty seats at tonight’s #Phillies vs #Mets game are due to #NYM calling up #JonahTong to pitch vs #Marlins on Friday, so fans are fanning out to #JFK #LGA #EWR airports, #Amtrak’s #PennStation, #the7line + the 42nd Street Bus Terminal to welcome him to #NYC.
August 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
As the opener vs #TCU nears, to fulfill #UNC’s mandate that all new hires teach 1 class outside their specialty, was coach #BillBelichick set to lecture on “How to Write a Play” ‘til #AI tipped him off that the #syllabus didn’t have X’s + O’s and #Tennessee meant Williams and not the #Vols? #Yikes
August 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
As the opener vs #TCU nears, to fulfill #UNC’s mandate that all new hires teach 1 class outside their specialty, was coach #BillBelichick set to lecture on “How to Write a Play” ‘til #AI tipped him off that the #syllabus didn’t have X’s + O’s and #Tennessee meant Williams and not the #Vols? #Yikes
After he beat the #Mariners in his 1st ever start, if #NolanMcLean's not at the #Mets game today, is it due to an overzealous #intern mis-read #AI? Instead of taking his cap, was his entire body taken + put on display in #Cooperstown? #FYI he’ll likely be set free before his next start vs #Braves.
August 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
After he beat the #Mariners in his 1st ever start, if #NolanMcLean's not at the #Mets game today, is it due to an overzealous #intern mis-read #AI? Instead of taking his cap, was his entire body taken + put on display in #Cooperstown? #FYI he’ll likely be set free before his next start vs #Braves.
Do some old salts say #Mets exec #DavidStearns called up #NolanMcLean to pitch Saturday vs. #Mariners after reading The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, while other old salts claim they secretly programmed #AI to remind the #NYM the #Yankees recalled Mel Stottlemyre in '64 to win the AL? #Coleridge #Huh
August 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Do some old salts say #Mets exec #DavidStearns called up #NolanMcLean to pitch Saturday vs. #Mariners after reading The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, while other old salts claim they secretly programmed #AI to remind the #NYM the #Yankees recalled Mel Stottlemyre in '64 to win the AL? #Coleridge #Huh
Even with #Mets home vs #Braves and #Yankees home vs #Twins this week, thanks to #Jets win vs #Packers and #Giants win vs #Bills, after #AI officially designated this week’s #NYG vs #NYJ game as a #SuperBowlLX preview, are most #NYC area fans now debating who will be the halftime musical performer?
August 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
With the #Knicks inking #MikalBridges to a new 4-year + 150 million $$$ deal, as a way to stick it to the crosstown #Nets, did #AI just tell #NYK bigwigs the contract should be filed with the #NBA in a splashy ceremony held in the #Brooklyn Bridge, Brooklyn-Battery Tunnel or in Junior's #Restaurant?
August 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
With the #Knicks inking #MikalBridges to a new 4-year + 150 million $$$ deal, as a way to stick it to the crosstown #Nets, did #AI just tell #NYK bigwigs the contract should be filed with the #NBA in a splashy ceremony held in the #Brooklyn Bridge, Brooklyn-Battery Tunnel or in Junior's #Restaurant?
When pro #curling with live betting debuts soon, should #curlers wear patches honoring KC #Chiefs legendary
Curley Culp and Curly from The Three Stooges? With initial support by #49ers #GeorgeKittle and #Vikings #TJHockenson, did #AI just secretly predict the sky/ice’s the limit?
#thecurlinggroup
Curley Culp and Curly from The Three Stooges? With initial support by #49ers #GeorgeKittle and #Vikings #TJHockenson, did #AI just secretly predict the sky/ice’s the limit?
#thecurlinggroup
July 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
When pro #curling with live betting debuts soon, should #curlers wear patches honoring KC #Chiefs legendary
Curley Culp and Curly from The Three Stooges? With initial support by #49ers #GeorgeKittle and #Vikings #TJHockenson, did #AI just secretly predict the sky/ice’s the limit?
#thecurlinggroup
Curley Culp and Curly from The Three Stooges? With initial support by #49ers #GeorgeKittle and #Vikings #TJHockenson, did #AI just secretly predict the sky/ice’s the limit?
#thecurlinggroup
Was the #PGATour thrilled that some of their pals in the #press tent weren’t there to cover the #BritishOpen but to start writing stories justifying why #golf stars like #RoryMcIlroy sometimes duck the #media, even though #BobbyJones often appeared on Queen Elizabeth’s Podcast: "HRH Lizzie"? #Huh
July 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Was the #PGATour thrilled that some of their pals in the #press tent weren’t there to cover the #BritishOpen but to start writing stories justifying why #golf stars like #RoryMcIlroy sometimes duck the #media, even though #BobbyJones often appeared on Queen Elizabeth’s Podcast: "HRH Lizzie"? #Huh
#True?
Although its hush-hush secret plan for an escape tunnel for golfers like #RoryMcIlroy to evade the media during the #BritishOpen was nixed, does the #PGATour now plan to send #ScottieScheffler back to #golf #QSchool because he told the press there’s more to life than winning? #Wow
Although its hush-hush secret plan for an escape tunnel for golfers like #RoryMcIlroy to evade the media during the #BritishOpen was nixed, does the #PGATour now plan to send #ScottieScheffler back to #golf #QSchool because he told the press there’s more to life than winning? #Wow
July 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
#True?
Although its hush-hush secret plan for an escape tunnel for golfers like #RoryMcIlroy to evade the media during the #BritishOpen was nixed, does the #PGATour now plan to send #ScottieScheffler back to #golf #QSchool because he told the press there’s more to life than winning? #Wow
Although its hush-hush secret plan for an escape tunnel for golfers like #RoryMcIlroy to evade the media during the #BritishOpen was nixed, does the #PGATour now plan to send #ScottieScheffler back to #golf #QSchool because he told the press there’s more to life than winning? #Wow