George Freitag
@goerge.bsky.social
He/Him; SEO @ AllTrails
Interests: homesteading, ethical fashion, woodworking, sci-fi
George is getting upset!
Interests: homesteading, ethical fashion, woodworking, sci-fi
George is getting upset!
Attn Parents
ISO any tips on how to force my kids to be interested in Lord of the Rings so they will want to watch them with me
ISO any tips on how to force my kids to be interested in Lord of the Rings so they will want to watch them with me
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Attn Parents
ISO any tips on how to force my kids to be interested in Lord of the Rings so they will want to watch them with me
ISO any tips on how to force my kids to be interested in Lord of the Rings so they will want to watch them with me
I love this.
This is exactly the sort of nonsensical-and-completely-unexplainable internet things that will probably infiltrate my real world life making me even more unrelatable to others.
S-tier internetting.
This is exactly the sort of nonsensical-and-completely-unexplainable internet things that will probably infiltrate my real world life making me even more unrelatable to others.
S-tier internetting.
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I love this.
This is exactly the sort of nonsensical-and-completely-unexplainable internet things that will probably infiltrate my real world life making me even more unrelatable to others.
S-tier internetting.
This is exactly the sort of nonsensical-and-completely-unexplainable internet things that will probably infiltrate my real world life making me even more unrelatable to others.
S-tier internetting.
Being an adult mostly sucks but also there's not many things better than ruining your appetite with snacks
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Being an adult mostly sucks but also there's not many things better than ruining your appetite with snacks
Can't wait to put on Christmas music next week in the house so I can get a break from Wicked
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Can't wait to put on Christmas music next week in the house so I can get a break from Wicked
"Wicked more like Woke-ed"
- some dude, probably
- some dude, probably
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"Wicked more like Woke-ed"
- some dude, probably
- some dude, probably
Important update.
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Important update.
Biggest reveal to me is that @nytimes.com was sitting on a detrimental email scandal story about each candidate leading up to the 2016 election and made a choice about which one to run.
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Biggest reveal to me is that @nytimes.com was sitting on a detrimental email scandal story about each candidate leading up to the 2016 election and made a choice about which one to run.
The dumbest thing about Q was never that they thought the rule was ruled by a secret group of pervert billionaire psychopaths it was that they thought no one else already knew that.
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The dumbest thing about Q was never that they thought the rule was ruled by a secret group of pervert billionaire psychopaths it was that they thought no one else already knew that.
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
I guess we'll never know
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I guess we'll never know
Look at this dork ass loser
one year come the fuck on
These guys suck so much
one year come the fuck on
These guys suck so much
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Look at this dork ass loser
one year come the fuck on
These guys suck so much
one year come the fuck on
These guys suck so much
I tried using Google Shopping's AI try on tool for a pair of pants and it just gave me an exposed belly roll for no fuckin reason at all
First pic is the original
First pic is the original
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I tried using Google Shopping's AI try on tool for a pair of pants and it just gave me an exposed belly roll for no fuckin reason at all
First pic is the original
First pic is the original
Bummer that the takeaway for the @schumer.senate.gov @pelosi.house.gov Democrats is going to be "Well now we have to be even meaner to trans kids and even nicer to billionaire corporations so they don't call us communists like him!" before they get called communists anyways and lose
November 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Bummer that the takeaway for the @schumer.senate.gov @pelosi.house.gov Democrats is going to be "Well now we have to be even meaner to trans kids and even nicer to billionaire corporations so they don't call us communists like him!" before they get called communists anyways and lose
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
For the last few weeks I've been bummed because i thought i stained my favorite white t shirt but it turns i'm just dripping water on myself in the same spot every time i wash my hands!
ama
ama
November 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
For the last few weeks I've been bummed because i thought i stained my favorite white t shirt but it turns i'm just dripping water on myself in the same spot every time i wash my hands!
ama
ama
checked my bank account on the off chance i misremembered my balance by a few million bucks and could actually just retire today
October 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
checked my bank account on the off chance i misremembered my balance by a few million bucks and could actually just retire today
love this new game of LinkedIn roullette
October 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
love this new game of LinkedIn roullette
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Alpha males are afraid of Portland fucking Oregon lol
September 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Alpha males are afraid of Portland fucking Oregon lol
Enough.
September 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Enough.
The impact of AI/LLMs on web traffic is frustrating for SEOs but what about the impact of websites all just being awful now?
I hate going to a website. They are all slow, have a zillion popups, and break half the time.
How much web traffic is lost from users just dreading clicking on a link?
I hate going to a website. They are all slow, have a zillion popups, and break half the time.
How much web traffic is lost from users just dreading clicking on a link?
September 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The impact of AI/LLMs on web traffic is frustrating for SEOs but what about the impact of websites all just being awful now?
I hate going to a website. They are all slow, have a zillion popups, and break half the time.
How much web traffic is lost from users just dreading clicking on a link?
I hate going to a website. They are all slow, have a zillion popups, and break half the time.
How much web traffic is lost from users just dreading clicking on a link?
Somehow the thought "I should look at my phone less" snowballed into hours and hours of extra screen time reading about and staring at pictures of wristwatches
September 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Somehow the thought "I should look at my phone less" snowballed into hours and hours of extra screen time reading about and staring at pictures of wristwatches
I think it's funny how the media has to just keep up the bit where they don't know Batista and the Rock were just gulping down steroids all day long so now they have to be all like "weird how did they lose all that muscle so fast what did they do??!"
September 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I think it's funny how the media has to just keep up the bit where they don't know Batista and the Rock were just gulping down steroids all day long so now they have to be all like "weird how did they lose all that muscle so fast what did they do??!"
Facebook started at targeting me for the "dude who wears lots and lots of bracelets" style bracelets and I'm so offended I could die
August 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Facebook started at targeting me for the "dude who wears lots and lots of bracelets" style bracelets and I'm so offended I could die